Impossible? :P

[OniSuika]

I don't even know, but this made me smile.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

... Interesting topic.

1) No.
2) This. Will not. End well.

That is all.

 

[shaltir]

i think it would kill him.

but the hulk would survive

go hulk!

 

[El Poncho]

Alot of random threads by newcomers lately.

 

[Get Jiggy]

Only one way to find out.

 

[wrecker77]

what.....the.....hell

 

[Latinidiot]

i don't think you could get a bomb that is big enough up the a, because his ring is indestructable

 

[Sigel]

LOL-no idea

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

Uuh... Noooo.

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

i bet i could take him

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Judging by the glow of kryptonite, it just looks like a very high concentratation of radiation. Nukes have radiation... but then again everybody and their mums have kryptonite neclaces, so it can't be... hmm... maybe he has x-ray-like ability to touch things encased in special rock... anyway if superman can die of radiation then yes... or atleast get a mutated anus...

 

[Fulax]

How would you get it up his anus in the first place?

 

[Dap0003]

no..... ive tried

 

[Jaqen Hghar]

Well, a nuke (don't remember which kind) almost kills him in The Dark Knight Returns.
So I would say yes. He would die.

 

[Chicago Ted]

Better question is what happens to you if Superman looks at you with XRay vision? I mean they put those lead vests on you for a reason. I think you'd probably start shitting blood and lose all your sperm cells. Maybe he could offer low cost vacectimies...

 

[shaltir]

It would only kill him if the nuke was made of Kryptonite.

yeah, about that kryptonite thing...if kryptonite really could kill him, lex woulda done it by now...i think superman spread that particular rumor just so all the badguys would run around looking for kryptonite instead of thinking of different ways to kill him.

 

[dkyros]

I'm gonna say yes, and here is my logic. The Z-warriors while fighting cell all got panicked when android 16 was going to use his nuclear self destruct. Now i consider Goku to equal like a million supermans, so if a nuke scared him, then it would kill superman, and thats my two cents

 

[amberphoenix100]

...
strange question.
NO OTHER COMMENT

 

[DazZ.]

Yes. What else will happen?
Would it just explode inside him, hell go fat for about a second and then hell be shitting bits of nuke for about a week?

Cant get supermans rim out my head...
Fucking cheers...

 

[Diablini]

My report finger is twitching, incidentally he would go into a deep depresion and classify himself as a rape victim.