Impossible questions

[Jedamethis]

Have you beaten your wife recently?

No. I don't have a wife.

This is supposed to be impossible questions you know.

Retaliation: Does your mother know that your gay?

Are you 6? You must be to not know how obvious that is.
Also it's "you're", you're = you are

And I even fixed your quote for you, see

O.K. 1: Thank you for fixing the quote
And 2: Grow up. Grammar nazi-ism is neither big nor clever and will most likely cause people to dislike you.
You have been warned

I know, that was the point, I was showing you how much I dislike you by helping you with your spelling.

 

[ethaninja]

Why use hacks?

 

[Doom_bringer58]

honestly, and please no "Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy" references, but what IS the meaning of life? because it differs from person to person

also, what does heaven look like?

What does hell look like?

Well, if we wanted to be 2 smart asses and join forces, I'd say Hell has a few skyscrapers and a few companies based out of it, and you would say something about a place named "heaven"

 

[Fraught]

honestly, and please no "Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy" references, but what IS the meaning of life? because it differs from person to person

also, what does heaven look like?

What does hell look like?

Well, if we wanted to be 2 smart asses and join forces, I'd say Hell has a few skyscrapers and a few companies based out of it, and you would say something about a place named "heaven"

Heaven is like New York City, only it has far more people, from different races, from all time periods. Also, the whole city is backwards, and instead of the sky, there is earth, and water.

Everything is free, everyone is immortal, red things don't exist and blue and white is everywhere. Also, Jesus is the president, and he loves us all.

 

[ionpulse2]

If infinity is REALLY infinity, then how do we KNOW that it is infinity?

Solve that, and you get as many internets as you want.

 

[MercenaryCanary]

What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

You sir, win a cookie for being simply awesome and having watched that movie.