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ExplosionProofTaco

ExplosionProofTaco

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I would love to be the bodyguard of Robert Patterson, Miley Cyrus, The Jonas Brothers or any other talentless teen idol. That way I could beat up 14 year olds legally and get paid for it as a bonus. I would be so happy.

I really hate 12 year olds. They are in between Andy Dick and Youtube Celebrities on my 22 metre long hate list.

EDIT: RANDOM MEMORY THAT'S SLIGHTLY OT, I remember when I was a wee noob at life, I wanted to be a firetruck but my teachers said I could not be one, Fucking Dream crushers.
 
Blaghman

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I want to be a dinosaur...

But in all seriousness, Holiday Resort reviewer, specialising in places that are 5 or more stars. I would get paid, to go and stay in a 5 star hotel, also, I'm sure as someone at the elite end of the holiday resort reviewing spectrum, I would get paid quite a lot of money. To go on holidays.

(No-one ruin my dreams by pointing out the flaws in my plan... Please)
 
HardRockSamurai

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I would want to be the guy who "test runs" female porn stars while simultaneously "test running" sports cars...

What? You said it could be impractical.
 
Kuchinawa212

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Weapons engineer. That would be my ultimate dream job. Designing newer and better guns and armor
 
Dys

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I'd be happy with a great many things, as an engineer working on an interesting project, as a proffessional toyboy (for an attractive young rich lady), some kind of guy who gets paid to go snowboarding (but not have to enter tournaments or whatever I don't feel like being a part of) etc.

I'll go with a combination of the 3, that would be pretty wicked.
 
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P.S.B.I.G.R.W. Field Agent

Thats right, working for the Federal Bureau of Pot Smoking, Booty Inspecting and Gordon Ramses Wrangling.

;p That's the least practical bureau I could think of, I mean really. Wrangling Gordon Ramses is a massive waste of federal funds that could be put to better use expanding my already considerable booty inspecting powers and authority.
 
latenightapplepie

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Professional breathing tester. I'd breathe all day and fill out a short questionnaire each week, and then get paid ridiculous amounts of money!
 
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ExplosionProofTaco said:
I would love to be the bodyguard of Robert Patterson, Miley Cyrus, The Jonas Brothers or any other talentless teen idol. That way I could beat up 14 year olds legally and get paid for it as a bonus. I would be so happy.

I really hate 12 year olds. They are in between Andy Dick and Youtube Celebrities on my 22 metre long hate list.

EDIT: RANDOM MEMORY THAT'S SLIGHTLY OT, I remember when I was a wee noob at life, I wanted to be a firetruck but my teachers said I could not be one, Fucking Dream crushers.
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You are an angry angry person, I suggest you seek help good sir (or ma'am I didn't check your profile).

OT: I wanted to be a velociraptor when I was little, but then I realized I lacked razor sharp claws so I gave that up rather quickly.
Now, I have the strong urge to be either a super hero or a hitman. Either one would work for me and I think either one would be fun :D
 
The Only

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I want to be an F.B.I. agent.
not the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
the other one
 
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