Impromptu Writing Game!

[Terrortree]

(write a few sentences of the story, you can be as ridiculous as you want, and when you finish just type "..." so the next person can continue. also, please try to just write what is on the top of your head, don't think about it for a long time and then write.)

As I walked into the laundromat, I saw a man. He looked familiar to me for some reason. I couldn't put my finger on it, but I was sure I had seen him from before. I approached him, tapped him on the shoulder and said...

 

[SextusMaximus]

"Hello there Donald, how are those potatos coming along?". He stared at me for a while before telling me...

 

[Venom 3135]

"Um...thanks...." I said, staring at him.
I pulled out a small knife and stabbed him in the leg. I chuckled and...

 

[Cheesus333]

I thought briefly about my hometown of Dallas... and then remembered the TV show of the same name. It made me so angry that I...

 

[Brandon237]

Grabbed a cactus and swung it into a shop window, at which the police said that...

 

[Cheesus333]

I had a new high-score in spontaneous vandalism, which made me feel...

 

[Brandon237]

Like a millionaire, if money were oranges. But the feeling would just not go away, and after it had corrupted my soul I decided to...

 

[Cheesus333]

File a complaint with Jesus. Unfortunately, he didn't seem to be in his cave. I wonder where he went...

 

[Brandon237]

But after much wondering, I realised that I had to clean the slave's cage and change the maid's diaper, but unfortunately...

 

[Cheesus333]

The slave was wearing the 'diaper' and the maid was in the cage. This troubled me greatly, as...

 

[Brandon237]

There was a pregnant tiger in the cage and I had intended to "remove" the slave, not the maid. But all was well as...

 

[Cheesus333]

My faithful robot Butler, Jeeves 2.1, was here with his flamethrower! It made me want to...

 

[Brandon237]

Scream in pyromaniacal ecstacy, but that was illegal in this country as...

 

[Cheesus333]

A napalm nursery had recently exploded, killing 50.27 toddlers and half a baby. So instead, I decided to...

 

[Brandon237]

Jump in arsonistic joy, which was legal as the hydrochloric had not yet reached the president's brain and he hadn't started making odd laws yet. But I still had to be careful of...