Improve the Escapist!

[DJ_DEnM]

So you have now been hired for the Escapist to redesign the website by adding something that will please everybody. If people aren't pleased you are executed (Because it is the days of yore, but with internet). Add a function and rate someone elses!

I'll start. A chat functionality with groups and online friends! Better than Facebooks.

 

[Sassafrass]

I'm allowed to tickle torture anyone who mentions the words "Forum celebrities".
I'm allowed to tickle Jedamethis with feathers.
I'm allowed to flick the ears of anyone on the site.
I'm allowed to steal everyone's cheese.
And last but not least, I'm allowed free access to the Vault of Cheese.

I know it exists, Mods.
I've seen it.

 

[Nouw]

I'm allowed to tickle torture anyone who mentions the words "Forum celebrities".
I'm allowed to tickle Jedamethis with feathers.
I'm allowed to flick the ears of anyone on the site.
I'm allowed to steal everyone's cheese.
And last but not least, I'm allowed free access to the Vault of Cheese.

I know it exists, Mods.
I've seen it.

That would explain your avatar .

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I would make it so that a search would be required before a new thread was created, to see if an identical or very similar thread had been created recently.

I apologize, sir. I thought this would be original.

 

[Hazy992]

A couple more subforums and fix the captcha system. That's pretty much it.