'In 3 words'..

[Valkaris]

World of Warcraft: LEEERRROOOYYYYY JEENNNKKKIIIIINNNSSSS! Thunderfury

 

[zHellas]

MGS 'sneak dat shit!' (a cookie for the reference)

Fancy a go?

Metal Gear Awesome!

 

[Wicky_42]

Starcraft: Zerg Rush kekekekekekekeke (can't believe that wasn't done...)

Duke Nuke 'em Forever: All outta gum...

Postal 2: Worst idea EVAR!

Lylat Wars: Do a barrel-roll!

Minecraft: SSSSSSSSSssssssssss Oh SHI...

Ninja Gaiden: Think you're good?

Minesweeper: Epic survival adventure

 

[Angus565]

Minecraft: Can't Stop Playing!!
Half life 2: Gordon-Fucking-Freeman
Dark messiah Might and magic: Poisoned! Fucking spiders!!
Just Cause 2: Shit Goes Boom!
Left 4 Dead: Startled The Witch!!

 

[PeePantz]

Well if you really disliked it, that's fine, but there's no way you can consider SF4 pure fucking shit.

'I really disliked it' is four words though... haha. It's just my opinion and I have friends that love it (I actually tell them that I find it to be [exact quote even - which makes it fitting to this thread] "pure fucking shit") and I'm totally fine with it, I just don't play with them. I only say negative things about it when they ask me to play or tell me to get SSF IV.

I'm also not antagonistic towards people who enjoy games I don't and didn't mean to come off that way.

 

[Gammaj4]

Metroid Prime: I love Tallon.
Metroid Fusion: OH CRAP! SA-X!
And again: Metroid Fusion: Shut up, Adam.
Super Smash Bros: Punch. Kick. Win.
Space Invaders Extreme 2: WHAT IS HAPPENING? {in the best way possible}
Crysis: Kill Space Squids.

 

[TOTL_UNIALAYSHUN]

Madagascar: Easier than breathing!

Iron Man: I, am... Iron-Man?

MW2: Temper + S.A.D. = Ragequit

Rock Band: Squares, not circles!

Last, but not least...

Madagascar (Movie): Lame-r than breathing!

 

[Grygor]

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night - Dracula's Super Metroid
Resident Evil 3: Nemesis - STARSSSSSSS! Railgun? Boom!
Xenogears - Cain. Abel. ELLY?
Xenosaga series - Xenogears Director's Cut.
Final Fantasy VIII - Orphanage Amnesia wha?
Final Fantasy VII - Yay for eco-terrorists
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rodent runs fast
Contra: Hard Corps (US version) - Shoot everything. Die.
Metal Gear Solid 4 - Stop talking already!
Final Fantasy X - Shut up Tidus.
Bionic Commando - Hookshot arms: awesome.
Bully - Grand Theft Bicycle
Final Fantasy VI - Clowns are evil.
Star Fox - Bite me, Falco!
Silent Hill 2 - Pants are ruined.
Killer Instinct - C-c-c-c-combo breaker! Winner!

 

[NLS]

MW2: RAMIREZ save world!
CSS: BOOM HEAD SHOT

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

Fallout NV: Tread the line
Mercenaries 2: Airstrikes for $$$$
God of war: Goodbye ye'olde gods

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

Dead Rising 2 : TK needs Death.
Team Fortress 2: Hat Fortress 2
Portal: Action Puzzle Fun
Lego (anything): Childish, but fun
Minecraft: CREEPER! RU- *Explodes*

You mean Hat Trader 2

 

[RadioActiveChimp]

Halo 2: B X R
Halo 3, ODST: Bip, Bap, BAM!
L4D: Lewis--PEELZ HERE!

 

[binvjoh]

ToZ: Ocarina Of Time: Oh, the memories

 

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[AngelSword]

No More Heroes: Jerking Off Lightsabers
Halo (multiplayer): Insults by Children
Final Fantasy Tactics: Magical Political Struggle
World of Warcraft: Raid, Grind, Repeat
City of Heroes:Titan Called Joe

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Super Street Fighter IV: Bloody High Claw!

EDIT:

Shin Megami Tensei: Noctourne: Fuck my life.

 

[Jfswift]

Fallout NV: Too Damn Hot

 

[Kasper Gundersen]

Dragon Age: Origins: Gods' Favorite Game
Gears of War: F*ck! Giant Worm!

 

[lazy_eight]

Mass Effect: waiting in elevators (yeah, it's a cheap shot)
StarCraft: click, move, die
StarCraft II: worth the wait
Destroy All Humans!: title says all
Portal: HAL on Earth

golden eye: no picking oddjob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To this day, I'm scared of short people. Why are all the girls I know five feet high?!