In a can!

[Cain_Zeros]

I've actually seen aerosol pancake batter in a can. Actually makes pretty good pancakes, too.

 

[loc978]

I was gonna say... eh, nevermind. It's already been done anyway:

Spoiler

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Intellect, so you can spray it on random idiots and watch their ignorance and stupidity disappear before your very eyes.*

[sub]*warning the effects of intellect in a can have only been studied by 10 people directly under the influence of intellect in a can and may cause permanent disabilities such as paralyzation, coma, loss of finger use, alien hand syndrome, frequent and fatal heart attacks, vaporization, death, and sore throat.[/sub]

 

[Revolution -X-]

Inspiration in a can. Simply spray the contents into your hands and rub it vigorously on your temples, under your nose and on your forehead and bring your imagination to life.

 

[RevRaptor]

Sex, canned sex.

I almost said this. I just couldn't figure out how that could possibly work.

The Japanese Have, They have a disposable canned vagina you can buy from vending machines.

 

[Pegghead]

Canned cans. Cans that are contained inside other cans to better hold their delicious contents.

Yo dawg we heard you like cans.

I say Albert be damned, let's get Prince Harry in a can and mail him to all the news outlets so they might stop reporting about him for five minutes.

 

[Luftwaffles]

This.

Spoiler

It's totally non-lethal, but it does pack a punch!

...and a movie reference!

Then again who needs cans when you've got balls?

Spoiler

Waffleman!!! Justice is tasty, bad guys are history. etc etc.

 

[Quazimofo]

Um...you do realize that LOADS of random stuff comes, in a can, yeah?

I wouldn't be surprised if, at some point, you're spraying on bandages and glass and even 'faux skin'.

star wars synthetic body parts, here we come! (syntheflesh also featured in I-Robot)

canned repair bots! repair most metallic/plastic objects with the spray of a can (wood requires some wood material imput, and glass is covered by glass in a can)

 

[Quazimofo]

Intellect, so you can spray it on random idiots and watch their ignorance and stupidity disappear before your very eyes.*

[sub]*warning the effects of intellect in a can have only been studied by 10 people directly under the influence of intellect in a can and may cause permanent disabilities such as paralyzation, coma, loss of finger use, alien hand syndrome, frequent and fatal heart attacks, vaporization, death, and sore throat.[/sub]

you forgot halitosis, that intellect in a can has been plagued by that side effect for years. so have most of in-a-can inc.'s products now that i think about it. seems every good has to have SOME kind of bad eh?

 

[ChupathingyX]

I don't believe they have it...wait...they do have it...

 

[Dango]

Canned cuteness.

You spray it on something and it instantly becomes incredibly cute.

 

[Hawkmoon269]

Canned, spray-on condoms.

Seriously.

 

[PlasmaFrog]

Canned, spray-on condoms.

Seriously.

Feasible, just no lubrication sadly.

 

[Drakmorg]

Canned whoop-ass.

You spray it on the ground or a wall, and it forms a portal that Chuck Norris jumps out of and kicks the ass of anyone who opposes you.

 

[RaikuFA]

id put cans in. so that way youd have cans in a can so... you...

damnit i just destroyed time and space, in a can

 

[Dracowrath]

Canned candy. Cans full of little chunks of chocolate.

 

[tehlordofmyownworld]

Nuke-in-a-can! The favourite of warlords and tyrants all over the world! Just pull the tab,count to five, and run!Its so easy a child could do it!(Warning:keep away from children,animals,and other living beings.)

 

[briunj04]

Canned hooker.
For international transportation

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Sorry, but cheese in a can is not cheese.

 

[JustJuust]

Soon, I want self tying shoes... I mean it's the future god damn it