In Case Of A Zombie Incursion...

[Alden Hou]

got my self a m1 garand last week, and a swiss army knife, too bad garands only have 8 bullets a clip

 

[Raving Insomniac]

Got my guitar right here but then wouldn't want to break it so i'd go all shaun of the dead on it and throw my ps2 controller at it and then pillows and various other unlethal items.

 

[Counter_Southpaw]

I have an AN-94 Assault Rifle for destroying Zombie braincells at mid-long range. I also have a Grenade Launcher if things get particularly hairy, and a M93Raffica full-auto pistol for a last stand, when it so comes.

Just kidding; I'm going to use a shovel, *****.

 

[Jark212]

Activate plan Echo, I have several other plans depending on the severity of the outbreak, where I am at the time, or the type of zombie/infected...

 

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A searchbar /jest

Guitar, Shotgun (x2 or 3 if I go to my grandparents), a few air rifles, other shit you find inside my house, Car & access to a hardware store (where I work).

Guns .. not hard to use, zombies are bigger than what I normally always shoot. How hard can it be to hit something with an electric guitar? I know how to drive. Stuff from work falls under same cat. as the guitar. Machette: not hard, axe: can't be too difficult, crowbar: awesome.

 

[DeadlyYellow]

where the hell would you get them life is'n't a video game now for sure i would be fucked the gunstore is 35 mins from my house

I live on a small farm, plus hunt quite a bit. There's a fair collection of guns available, but we typically only have the shotgun and some revolvers around for basic defense.

 

[A Raging Emo]

I'm going to hide under all of the "Zombie Apocolypse" threads.

 

[careful]

a bible and an immersive ten step literacy program

My guitars.
Hey , L4D2 can teach you somthin'!

if this post is in case of a realistic zombie incursion then youre a dumbass but if this post is in case of a zombie incursion then gratz

Baseball bat, 12 gauge pump shotgun on hand, numerous rifles and revolvers, plus an assortment of various farming tools.

where the hell would you get them life is'n't a video game now for sure i would be fucked the gunstore is 35 mins from my house

you know how where the nearest gun store is to your house?

 

[careful]

Activate plan Echo, I have several other plans depending on the severity of the outbreak, where I am at the time, or the type of zombie/infected...

for every zombie survival plan you have, you are 100% more unlikely to contract a std
(some guy from cracked.com i dun remember)

 

[careful]

where the hell would you get them life is'n't a video game now for sure i would be fucked the gunstore is 35 mins from my house

I live on a small farm, plus hunt quite a bit. There's a fair collection of guns available, but we typically only have the shotgun and some revolvers around for basic defense.

defense against what?

 

[DeadlyYellow]

defense against what?

Just predators after livestock.

 

[iFail69]

erm... crowbar?

I would go to the toolbox, arm myself with my crowbar, screwdrivers etc. then go grab my bow and arrows

sorted, silent but deadly!!

 

[Hybridwolf]

We recently got a huge pickaxe after we cleared out a realitves house. I reckon I could cave some skulls in with that thing, if I could lift it that is.

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

A jar marmite, that will get them running for their un-lives.

 

[Shimmyshake]

Six hatchets in the garage, three in good working order. In my room, not much, a wooden sword and shield and a wrench still there from when I put my bed stand together.

 

[Wylade]

I've got on hand a .22 pump action rifle, a .308 Mossberg bolt action with a sniper scope, and a 12 guage pump. throw in 20 rounds of ammo for each, and my secluded neighbor hood, I'm set. Altho, I would rather have just about any semi-auto rifle.

 

[Bonino90]

I would sharpen up my frostmourne sword while dual wielding it with a multi tool.