In Celebration...

[Neonbob]

In celebration, I activate the failsafe mechanism I installed, and you get blow up.

I learned to dance.

 

[fanklok]

In celebration i get you a spot on dancing with the stars

i get to be a judge on dancing with the stars

 

[Neonbob]

In celebration, we brought in tons of fat, uncoordinated people for you to judge.

I got upgraded.

 

[fanklok]

In celebration i give you a gold plated 24-pin connector

i invent the first flyinghorsedragongoosewhale

 

[LilGherkin]

In Celebration we have a party while it's kept in a bar cage watching us all have fun about him, without him. He than gets annoyed to the point where he destroys the cage and us.

I play a game of Scrabble.

 

[Neonbob]

In celebration, I got you a teaching spot in a prestigious university as a Genetics Professor.
In celebration, I make up fifty new words.

I regained my sanity!

 

[fanklok]

In celebration we ruin it with syphilis

I got me some apple juice

 

[Neonbob]

In celebration, we replaced it with a liquid of the same color. Cider. What were you thinking?

I got a huge paycheck today.

 

[fanklok]

In celebration i hold your boss at gun point and order him to put out a stop check on it

i break a bat with LilGherkin's face

 

[Neonbob]

In celebration, I give LilGherkin a chainsaw, and you a car.

I made a wonderful video!

 

[fanklok]

In celebration i submit it to tosh.0

i found a cell phone being use as a brick in the great wall of china

 

[Neonbob]

In celebration, we got you the bill for it. Enjoy!

I landed a plane with no previous experience!

 

[fanklok]

In celebration i lube the runway with KY jelly

i nominated kevin cosner for governor of illinois

 

[Neonbob]

In celebration, I nominated you to be his secretary.

I got a dog.

 

[fanklok]

in celebration i nuke it

i found a sword of awesomenesss +17

 

[LilGherkin]

In Celebration we set off to find you the shield of +17 Nerdery to negate the effects.

I got an STD.

 

[Neonbob]

In celebration, I steal it from you and replace it with a sword of coolness +20.
In celebration, we got you a hooker with the same STD for you to spend the rest of your days with.

I just got the most posts on the site!

 

[fanklok]

in celebration i have the site owner take out 7k of your posts

i beat jordan on expert 100%

 

[Neonbob]

In celebration, we got you a real guitar.

I got a shotgun!

 

[fanklok]

in celebration i give it a hair trigger

i get to fly the hatredcopter