In Escapist Incorporated...

Deleric

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Inspired by a shitload of other shit, and hopefully it's searchbar approved...

Lets say that all your buds, the forums and groups were a company. What would be your title and what would you be doing?

At Escapist Incorporated, I'd be the Corporate Black Mage. Casting lit-3 on the Human Resources department and such.

And you?
 

crimson5pheonix

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Alternative theory consultant. I'd be responsible for coming up with off-the-wall ideas about current topics.
 

delet

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I'd be doing 'research', watching anime and playing videogames all day.
 

Energylegzz

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I would be the guy in accounting that everyone ignores until one day he snaps and goes on a murderous rampage.....or the janitor.
 

crimson5pheonix

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Demented Teddy said:
I'll be the press conferance person.

TheNumber1Zero said:
Good idea: Picking an Internet fight for fun.
Bad idea: Picking an Internet fight for fun with Teddy around.
Yes, I feel as though she may be the closest thing we have to something that can defeat a Troll with Text.
I don't know you, but I have a feeling that arguing with you would be similar to talking to a brick wall.
 

War Penguin

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I'd be the guy who no one, not even himself, has an idea why he's here or what he does.
All he does is play solitaire. And it would be awesome. :D
 

manaman

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I don't really suppose I would be working. More freelance, taking care of problems.
 

Silva

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I'd be the writer on all things Valve.

I'd be known for being critical of Steam... and enjoying one of their least popular multiplayer modes - Half Life 2's in fact.

In the office, people would avoid me as I would rave endlessly about Deathmatch in my Australian accent.
 

E.X.D.

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R&D be developing high tech anti-troll technology. First product would enable matter to be transmitted through the internet, for what purpose? Slapping some people need to be slapped. You know who you are.