In My Defense...

[LilGherkin]

The game is simple. The poster makes an excuse for what he did, it can be anything from crime to simple bad parking job. And I'll put down in an example below.

Poster 1: You tackled an old lady.

Poster 2: In My Defense, she was taking up most of the sidewalk.
You shot a defenseless man.

And it goes on like this. And I'll start.

You fell asleep at the wheel.

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, someone spiked my drink with Nightquil.

You ate a baby chicken.

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense if I didn't do it McDonalds would have just made it easier someone else.

You smashed my car in the parking lot.

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, you parked at the entrance of a busy road.

You murdered Old Man Jones.

 

[LilGherkin]

In my defense I'm pretty sure he was subtly suggesting for me to do it.

You murder 29 people.

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, you parked at the entrance of a busy road.

You murdered Old Man Jones.

In my defense he was trying to kill me.
I painted a cow blue.

 

[Birras]

In your defense, you were high out of your fucking mind at the time

You stapled captions onto my cat!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense he was ripe for the branding.

You set a house on fire.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

In my defense, I didn't know the carpets were soaked in fuel before I started smoking in there.

You nuke the fridge.

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, I didn't know the carpets were soaked in fuel before I started smoking in there.

You nuke the fridge.

In my defense, I was only trying to clean it out.
You dress like a chicken and go dance on a street corner.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

In my defence, I was training for my part in a school play.

You shoot someone in the foot.

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense, we both wanted out of the army.

I punched an old lady.

 

[Sigel]

In My Defense, we both wanted out of the army.

I punched an old lady.

In my defense, she was asking for it.
You glue sequins on to your body

 

[sky14kemea]

in my defense, they make me look pretty and sparkly

you lied about the cake

 

[LilGherkin]

In my defense I ate it after telling you, so I never really lied, just gave false hope.

You changed your avatar.

 

[Birras]

In my defense...wait, no I didn't! I've had the same avatar since Day 1! See my previous post
(i.e. You are high out of your fucking mind)

You left me at the altar!

 

[Pariah87]

You changed your avatar.

In my defense, the old one was really, really bad.

You make kittens cry.

 

[Pariah87]

You left me at the altar!

In my defense, I tried telling you I was really inlove with the goat but you wouldn't listen.

You gave me food poisoning.

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I was one egg short of an omlet and the one in the trash looked tempting.

You shot J.F.K.

 

[Sigel]

In My Defense I was one egg short of an omlet and the one in the trash looked tempting.

You shot J.F.K.

In my defense, I was framed. It was the man on the grassy knoll.
You are doing the crab dance.