In one hour the internet will delete itself, what do you do?

[DaftPivot XXX]

Get a life, unfortunately....and porn.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

There is much porn on the internet. I have a long hour ahead of me...

Maybe'd I also copy-paste stuff from Wikipedia or TvTropes. That info might come in handy.

 

[Commander Jack Rankin]

Has anyone mentioned saving porn yet?

 

[Shaun Hastings]

Gather up all the pictures of Olivia Wilde I can find and savior the remaining time I have with them.

 

[BrownGaijin]

I would call everyone I know. So that when the hour passes and nothing happens, I can throw a big party and laugh at all the losers who believed in it the first place.

 

[Fuselage]

I would send a heartfelt apologizes to every forum I trolled and go on 4chan and say my tearful goodbyes

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Download all the porn I can gather

 

[Seraj]

I would download all the episodes of Freemans mind, Zero punctuation and spend the rest of the time searching random phrases on google.

Oh and purchase a memorial for the internet.

 

[Dwarfman]

Grab a deck chair, some popcorn, sit back and watch the panic and hilarity unfold!

 

[Loki Cain]

A full internet apocalypse O_O
I'd try to find the most Fucked up porn out there i'm not going to see it anywhere else

then hit the streets for some looting cause a lot of other people will too cause if the net goes down the world will fall

 

[pigmypython]

Porn...oh yeah and more porn.

 

[Voodoomancer]

I would bloody damn panic. You know how many things rely on the internet these days? If the web were to collapse, so would basically the whole world economy, banking systems, entertainment industries would crumble, as well as travel industries, etc., etc.! Thousands to millions would suddenly be unemployed, the academic and scientific world would be nothing short of totally devastated...

...I guess I'd just download porn, though...

 

[Voodoomancer]

[sub]The forums seem to be lagging, I thought my post hadn't shown up :/[/sub]

 

[WolfEdge]

I make the necessary preparations.

We can rebuilt it. We have the technology.

 

[Count Igor]

Withdraw all my money from online etc.
Then I print off every page on the internet. Ever.

 

[Uncreation]

Add one more person to the porn pile.

Wait...that actually sounds wrong now that I look at it.

Im in the porn pile too.

Me too! Come on in to the porn pile everyone, the porn is just perfect today!

Oh, yeah, and also, torrent as much as possible, especially older games that are hard to find.

 

[BlueGlowstick]

scream & run around like a bat outta hell

 

[Daedalus1942]

Wow, people really like Porn.

The internet is really really great...

I would most likely spend the my last final moments playing L4D online or Lostplanet 2.
-Tabs<3-

 

[EmzOLV]

Mass panic and try and get as many friend's contact details as possible to stay in touch (if I don't have them at all!)

It'd probs take me an hour to do that!

 

[tehbeard]

BotNet every computer I can in my accomodation, and then initate emergency plan beta.

- Save the InternetCats.
- Insurance File.
- XKCD.
- CAD.
- Penny Arcade.
- Do a webcrawl of Instructibles, hackaday and other project sites.
- Download TVtropes.
- Wikipedia.
- Update minecraft (damm, was sure we were gona hit beta )
- Backup LRR
- Stream as much music as humanly possible off youtube.
and finally.
- Torrent the porn.