In one sentence, convince me and everyone reading this that you are insane.

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ZZ-Tops89

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The definition of insanity is irrationality and a lack of awareness of said irrationality. For example, schizophrenics don't usually believe that they are having auditory/visual hallucinations, despite the fact that what they are having are, in fact, hallucinations. Thus, generally, an insane person would not believe they were insane.

Given that premise, any attempt to prove one's own insanity would be direct proof of sanity.

EDIT: However, simply claiming not to be insane is not proof of insanity, since most people aren't insane and claim to be sane. Therefore, it's impossible for a person to prove that they, themselves, absent outside influence.
 

Rednog

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George W. Bush was the greatest president the U.S.A has ever had.
 

Trivun

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I have split personality disorder and both my selves want to commit suicide. Flib.
 

A random person

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Fox news is a fair, trustworthy, and unbiased news source.

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Disney Channel makes good shows such as Hannah Montana and High School Musical.
 

A random person

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Debatra said:
Stephanie Meyer is the BEST WRITER EVER!!!!!!!!!!

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Throw him in the crazy house, boys.

Edit: Make that the permanent branch of Arkham. He has no chance of ever being functional.
 

DragonsAteMyMarbles

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I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock.

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dumblydore16

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I think cheesburgers are made of my shit which are made of CFC which is made of chuck norris piss which is what your mum ate for dinner last night after fucking ben yahtzee chroshaw