in Soviet Russia......

[JoeKickAzz]

Car drives you!

For those of you who don't get the joke here it is, In an Episode of Family Guy, Peter buys a car from Russia and it had a kickass GPS system with different instructions from different Countries, and when it got to Soviet Russia, it would always say, "In Soviet Russia, Car drives you!"

and for those of you who do understand the joke, post some "In Soviet Russia..." jokes

 

[Berethond]

In Soviet Russia..... Search Bar searches YOU!

 

[SendMeNoodz84]

Hahaha I remember that episode. I knew that was going to be the thread topic.

 

[The_Chief]

In soviet russia MUDKIPZZ Liek u!

 

[leviathanmisha]

In Soviet Russia, Chocobo rides YOU!

 

[Emphraim]

Didn't the joke originally come from some comedian stating "In Soviet Russia, TV watches you!" because of how people were monitored back then?

 

[BlumiereBleck]

in soviet russia video games play U

 

[Vivaldi]

In Soviet Russia, career chooses YOU!

Okay, Ill go to my hole now...

 

[TheLastCylon]

In Soviet Russia....the Game loses YOU!

 

[ottenni]

in soviet Russia Pokemon trains you!

 

[stockvillain]

@ emphraim --> The phrase started because of Yakov Smirnov's act; basically making light of the USSR back in the 80s. I have to see his bloody billboard every day that I drive to work . . .
Branson, Missouri; Elephant Graveyard of the Stars

 

[NotAPie]

In Soviet Russia...Sanvich Noms YOU!

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

Car drives you!

For those of you who don't get the joke here it is, In an Episode of Family Guy, Peter buys a car from Russia and it had a kickass GPS system with different instructions from different Countries, and when it got to Soviet Russia, it would always say, "In Soviet Russia, Car drives you!"

and for those of you who do understand the joke, post some "In Soviet Russia..." jokes

UGH! Family Guy did not come up with that, it was referencing Yakov Smirnoff, a famous comedian.

Anyways, though, I guess I'll come up with a joke. In America, you make thread, but in Russia, thread embarrases you. I guess it does that in America too. Oh well.

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@ emphraim --> The phrase started because of Yakov Smirnov's act; basically making light of the USSR back in the 80s. I have to see his bloody billboard every day that I drive to work . . .
Branson, Missouri; Elephant Graveyard of the Stars

Ninja'd

 

[Billy Hero4Hire]

Didn't the joke originally come from some comedian stating "In Soviet Russia, TV watches you!" because of how people were monitored back then?

Yakov Smirnoff, a comedian from the Ukraine, came up with the joke I believe. It's also known as the Russian Reversal.

In Soviet Russia, joke originates you!

 

[stockvillain]

Hehe, first time fer everythin'!

 

[griever0311]

In Soviet Russia, party finds you!

 

[Ygfi]

in soviet russia, government elects you!

 

[THEMILKMAN]

In Soviet Russia power is knowledge!

 

[Aerodynamic]

In Soviet Russia.....

 

[THEMILKMAN]

Didn't the joke originally come from some comedian stating "In Soviet Russia, TV watches you!" because of how people were monitored back then?

Yakov Smirnoff, a comedian from the Ukraine, came up with the joke I believe. It's also known as the Russian Reversal.

In Soviet Russia, joke originates you!

The Russian Reversal? That sounds like either a wrestling move or some kinky sex act.