"In the grim dark future..." Game

[Terratina.]

Rules:​

1.) No trolling/spamming, etc

2.) Every entry must start with: "In the grim dark future..."

3.) Every entry must be different, unique and amusing.

I'll start us off:

In the grim dark future, cats have taken over the world in revenge for the LolCat memes.

Have fun.

 

[Dr.Susse]

In the grim dark future men will be hunted as sport by spiteful pillows.

 

[Terratina.]

In the grim dark future, Mad Max was not a movie, it is reality.

 

[MortifiedPenguin]

In the grim dark future Uwe Boll will make good, if not oscar worthy movies

 

[Terratina.]

In the grim dark future, fast food is the only food there is.

 

[Evil Smurf]

in a grim dark future, Batman in real

 

[Evil Smurf]

In the grim dark future, i gouged out evil smurf's eyes and skull fucked him. THEN i brought him home to meet my non-existent sister. AND ate his last jelly donut.

That's grim.

in a grim future, HL3 is released and bombs because it is the worst game on the planet

 

[Terratina.]

in a grim future

^ Not following the rules, please put 'In the grim dark future' as the OP instruct you to, -1 life.

In the grim dark future, Evil Smurf is ripped apart by angry hamsters for being a deviant needing to be purged.

 

[Terratina.]

In the grim dark future, Justin Bieber is the overlord of music.

 

[MortifiedPenguin]

In the grim dark future, bronies rule the world

 

[MammothBlade]

In the grim dark future, robot shitler eats little girls for breakfast, boys for lunch, and grown men for tea.

 

[Terratina.]

In the grim dark future, Fifty Shades of Grey is required reading at every school.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

In the grim dark future, TV stations show sitcoms and reality TV 24-7.

 

[Terratina.]

In the grim dark future, bright colours are banned.

 

[Roxas1359]

In the grim dark future, playing games is a punishable offense with a fine of $1000.

 

[Roxas1359]

In the grim dark future, EA's Origin will destroy Steam and force everyone to repurchase the games they had for double the price.

 

[Aerosteam]

In the grim, dark future... There will be a sequel to E.T.

Spoiler: ...

...

[HEADING=1]AND THERE'S A VIDEOGAME ADAPTATION OF IT.[/HEADING]

 

[DJ_DEnM]

In the grim dark future the spanish inquisition will be expected through the use of chips planted on them secretly, and a tracking device.

 

[Terratina.]

In the grim dark future, the feminazis take over the world and force men to only wear mankinis.

 

[Terratina.]

In the grim dark future, everything is doubleplusgood.

[sub]1984 reference[/sub]