In the Zombie Apocalypse...

[THEMILKMAN]

if you were a teleporting zombie, who would be on your "Brains to Eat List"?

I'd pick the dude in charge of Mass Effect so I can know how the series ends.

Then Eva Mendes...yummy

Then everyone who voted for Obama just so I could maybe know what the hell they were thinking. JK.

 

[WolfThomas]

Pfft don't be unrealistic, everybody knows zombies can't teleport.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

EDIT: On second thought, scratch that.

 

[Sassafrass]

Spoiler: All of these people.

Elton John, Tiff Needell, Keanu Reeves, Jedward, Any celeb chef, Gok Wan, Gordon Brown, Piers Morgan, Paris Hilton, Mickey Mouse, Oasis, Graham Norton, Matthew McCounaghy, , any diet advisor and most professional sportsman. And all tabloid journalists, people who say games and metal music are the reason for people killing each other and Keanu Reeves again, Twilight extreme haters, MW2 extreme haters, Halo 3 extreme haters, Tiger Woods, that damn cake, "360/PS3/PC/Wii sux!" thread makers, Kerry Ka-fucking-tona, Big Brother, footballers, JRPG extreme haters. And extreme 'emo' music haters, extreme haters of anything, actually, in general.

Or failing those, whoever posts below me.
Just 'cos. Nothing personal, person below me.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Are you really debating the abilities of fake creatures? And don't give me that they aren't fake B.S.

 

[THEMILKMAN]

Assuming I'd be coherent enough to be picky about whose brains I eat I'd probably start with yours, for making another zombie apocalypse thread.

If you're so tired of them then stop looking at them, simple. Plus it's the first Zombie Apocalypse thread I ever made, so eat me.

 

[Griphphin]

Assuming I'd be coherent enough to be picky about whose brains I eat I'd probably start with yours, for making another zombie apocalypse thread.

Plus it's the first Zombie Apocalypse thread I ever made, so eat me.

Poor choice of words to tell a zombie
I'd have to go with whoever the president would be at the time. Fantastic ice-breaker during an awkward zombie-silence, no?

 

[Kollega]

Teleporting? List-making? That's not a Zombie apocalypse, that's more like Brain-Eating-Vampire apocalypse.

OT: I don't know. If i tried to eat a brain of Bobby Kotick or Michael Atkinson, i'd die from food poisoning.

 

[KillerH]

you know how Jarred is the posterboy for subway? I would eat every last corporate posterboy.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Assuming I'd be coherent enough to be picky about whose brains I eat I'd probably start with yours, for making another zombie apocalypse thread.

If you're so tired of them then stop looking at them, simple. Plus it's the first Zombie Apocalypse thread I ever made, so eat me.

See edited post.

 

[Timotei]

I'd teleport next to an Escapist staff member and tell them that the Escpapist needs a Zombie forum board to do what Religion and Politics did for their respective threads, personally.

 

[Omikron009]

I would probably eat all of the idiots in my socials class. I can't explain how stupid these people are.

 

[RedDeadFred]

Sarah Palin. Everyone knows that she's building up a huge stash of nukes under the Alaskan ice so that she can exact her revenge on the world for laughing at her. This wouldn't happen under my watch if I was a zombie!