In what movies did you WANT the bad guys to win?

[Toaster Hunter]

Avatar. Seriously, anyone who wasn't a nine foot tall blue cat person was automatically evil. The colonel was my favorite character.

 

[z121231211]

Labyrinth - David Bowie for the win!

This also Kill Bill 1 and 2, the Vipers were much cooler than the bride

They were all cool. I wouldn't have minded who won as long as the fight scenes were badass and the dialogue was awesome.

Actually, I'm glad the main character won, because that meant we got to see the next bad guy.

 

[Nouw]

Home Alone. That snotty little brat was annoying.

I know right? What happened to 'ya Joe Pesci? What happened to never busting a wise-guys balls [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pQ6fd6iO_c]? I'd love to see his characters swapped out xD.

Tommy Devito versus a ten year-old, who wins?

 

[dreddfan]

Considering we were winning Vietnam on a Military level...you're wrong.

But the USA still lost the war, so I'm not technically wrong.

 

[uzo]

Death Note springs to mind, but thats not really a movie unlesss your talking about the live action movies from Japan, which I've never seen. That was only after L died anyway, before which I was anti-Kira.

Hot damn, bang on the money there. I've not read the manga though, only seen the films.

Now, if only L and Kira could have gotten along ...

I wanted the 'bad guys' (or should I say 'bad girls') to win in "The Craft". Nancy (Fairuza Balk) made me feel funny in the pants-type region.

And besides ... she'd had one God awful life with an abusive step-father, a practical whore for a mother, living in a shitty little trailer that leaked when it rained, she dedicated herself to her deity *entirely* ... but nooooo ... Sarah, the spoilt little rich girl who *sobsob* didn't have a mama *sobsob* and who *boo* got dumped *hoo* got all the power from their deity.

And then the deity PUNSIHES Nancy ?! WTF? That scumbag is more Abrahamic than the freakin Book of Job!

*snippy*

Lord of the Rings. The Men were weak, fractious, and gullible. The Elves were cowards, flat-out running away from the problem. The Dwarves were impotent, mostly killed already by goblins. The Wizards were too few, too self-obsessed, huddling in their towers looking for dead secrets. And Hobbits, don't even get me started. Sauron easily tricked the good races using the Rings, united disparate nations under his banner, built an unassailable fortress and a world-smashing army twice, raised dragons and unkillable wraith servants for fun, and was smarter and more dedicated than all the good races put together.

You pretty much just described WWII.

 

[Dangit2019]

Law Abiding Citizen. I'm sorry, but when you make the "bad guy" all empathetic and protaganist-esque, we're inevitably going to root for him.

 

[cainx10a]

From paris with love. That movie was one disgusting pile of filth.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Twilight. Obviously.

But the bad guys are just as boring, badly acted, and one dimensional as the heroes!

Spoiler: However...

Starship troopers.

What did the bugs to deserve extinction? Oh, without technology more advanced than "wings, claws, and selectively bread brains," they, somehow are able to make a mass driver and fire an astroid across lightyears to accurately hit a single city. Not destroy the planet, ONE, single, city. Yeah, that doesn't like an engineered excuse at all!

Humans are dumb@$$es. They used mass infantry charge tactics, which was outdated in THE AMERICAN CIVIL WAR, without tanks, air support, or anything besides very basic assault rifles, against a species that basically is the ZERG. And the bugs actually do have good tactics, use combined fire power, set up ambushes, and should, by all means, of won the war instantly, if they could get off the planet.

 

[Vault101]

Starship troopers.

What did the bugs to deserve extinction? Oh, without technology more advanced than "wings, claws, and selectively bread brains," they, somehow are able to make a mass driver and fire an astroid across lightyears to accurately hit a single city. Not destroy the planet, ONE, single, city. Yeah, that doesn't like an engineered excuse at all!

Humans are dumb@$$es. They used mass infantry charge tactics, which was outdated in THE AMERICAN CIVIL WAR, without tanks, air support, or anything besides very basic assault rifles, against a species that basically is the ZERG. And the bugs actually do have good tactics, use combined fire power, set up ambushes, and should, by all means, of won the war instantly, if they could get off the planet.

thats pretty much the whole point.....the war is stupid and the gung-ho marines are being sent into battle without a hope in hell due to retarded tactics, all in the name of "citizenship" for their facist (I think?) state, by tthe end out main protagonist seems rather unhinged...and you pretty much said it yourself the governement could be the ones sending htose asteroids to "motivate" people

 

[M K Ultra]

Scott Pilgrim versus the World.

I wanted Scott and his whore girlfriend to die horribly so much it wasn't even funny. >.<

So much this.

Star Wars: I'll always root for the Empire.
Avatar: Col. Quaritch > all space smurfs. Also humans could just drop a rock from orbit, easy peasy japanesey.
Star Trek: The lens flare should have won.

 

[HoneyVision]

Bonnie and Clyde from "Bonnie & Clyde" of course.

Maleficent from "Sleeping Beauty" lol

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Star Wars. I'm kinda sadistic. Yeah, Vader, choke that *****!