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geldonyetich

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I just received the most incredible spam mail:

Special Notice Dear Citizen,

This is an official email from Bawag International Bank which is located here in Zurich - Switzerland.

We would like to inform you that there was a conference meeting between the United Nations and the World Bank Organization in other to discuss how to stop the high rate of internet and cyber scams and also how to compensate the scammed victims of 2007 - 2008 whom scammer's and fraudsters have kept in bad condition and made their Xmas and New Year a bad memory for them and their beloved.

They also planed on a budget to make an international free anti spam software to be able to block all unknown emails from scammers except known emails from your known friends can be allowed through the software to get into your inbox, and with this idea the rate of scam would be less for all internet users.

In conclusion they deposited the sum of 20 Billion U.S Dollars to be used for compensating 2007 - 2008 scammed victims so that they may be able to meet up to their needs again in life, while conducting the search for 2007 - 2008 scammed victims your email came up as a scammed victim and you have been elected for compensation of USD$1,000.000.00 from the United Nation & The World Bank Organization.

[email continues to try to collect your personal information]

So basically, we have a scammer who created a scam email on the premise that compensation for scammers is available, if only you'd fall for their scam.

Did you ever receive a spam email that was this incredibly ridiculous?

(That's right, boys and girls, it's another "here's something, contribute your own" thread. If you can't beat em', join em', right?)
 

Ursus Astrorum

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Spam, spam, spam, spam. Spam, spam, spam, spam. Spamity spaaam, oh wonderful spam!

Anyway, I occasionally get a spam email from some self-proclaimed fortune teller who offers to perform "Mystical Ceremonials" to aid me with my luck. I still can't decide as to exactly what a Ceremonial is, much less how you perform one.
 

Cahlee

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I had a spam email about a girl from some African country who wanted to deposit her millions of dollars into my bank account so her evil uncle or something couldn't get his hands on it and when she managed to get herself smuggled away to Australia she would retrieve her money and give me 10% or some rubbish.
 

hungoverbear

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i got one claiming it was from a woman lying in her death bed, about to die any day and needs a trustee for her will and if i do that i will recieve 100 grand or something like that. im sorry i have worked at hospitals and if you are 2 days away from dying you usually cant talk, let alone type on a laptop!
 

Noamuth

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I got this one a few weeks ago.


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It came with a link.. I don't think I want to find out what it is on about. XD
 

Avatar Roku

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I got one that was basically "50,000 free microsoft points if you sign into your MS ID here!" So stupid...and my brother fell for it with my account, so my Gamertag has been stolen. It sucks.
 

nekolux

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Ok i got one that said
" GET A VISIT FROM THE BIG DICK FAIRY TONIGHT!!!!

-Tries to tell me how to make my dick bigger- "

I swear i was NOT watching porn XD
 

Mariena

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Gmail and my ISP filter out all the spam I ever get, though those "CanalAd" emails in Spanish or so seem to get through.
 

Incompl te

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I get tons of it. most of it you can tell is a scam in the first line. and I also hate popups >.<. "YOU ARE THE 100th VISITOR!!!"...I DONT GIVE A F***! *close popup window*
 

Sackwak

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My hotmail is suprisignly well at putting useless spam in the junk folder. Actually, I'll read one now

Subject: eBay Workers Needed

Than all it has is a hyperlink saying "Veiw Online Version of This Message"
 

Combined

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Between the messages for stun-stick enlargement and certain pills, the only interesting message was one asking me to help person X from country Y with money transaction Z, and that I'd get B amount of money. And one that I won the Spanish National Lottery.