So I have homework to do.
"What was the most important invention of the industrial revolution?"
Me: "I'unno"
Brain: "I don't know either."
Me: "Of course you don't, we're the same."
Brain: "Eh. Lets's ask The Internet."
Me: "Yeah okay."
Brain: *moves arms, wrists, eyes and fingers in a complex series of movements, whilst simultaeneously thinking up a humourus presentation of a post, visualizing what it will look like, breathing, digesting food, pumping blood around the body and sneezing, and types up this post."
Me: "....show off"
...
Escapist: "Dur, what am I doing?"
Me: "You should be replying what you think was the most important invention of the industrial revolution, and then if you feel like it, explaining why."
Escapist: "Nah, I'm off."
If only I could this much creativity into homework...
"What was the most important invention of the industrial revolution?"
Me: "I'unno"
Brain: "I don't know either."
Me: "Of course you don't, we're the same."
Brain: "Eh. Lets's ask The Internet."
Me: "Yeah okay."
Brain: *moves arms, wrists, eyes and fingers in a complex series of movements, whilst simultaeneously thinking up a humourus presentation of a post, visualizing what it will look like, breathing, digesting food, pumping blood around the body and sneezing, and types up this post."
Me: "....show off"
...
Escapist: "Dur, what am I doing?"
Me: "You should be replying what you think was the most important invention of the industrial revolution, and then if you feel like it, explaining why."
Escapist: "Nah, I'm off."
If only I could this much creativity into homework...
