Inexplicable Pictures

[userwhoquitthesite]

So, I've been incredibly angry at a whole mess of things, so I decided to wind down by coming up with a silly game

Post a picture demanding explanation, and your best guess as to what happened. Try and explain pictures posted by others. The best explanation wins FIVE WHOLE MINUTES added to the end of your life!

to start off the game

After running a marathon, she collapsed in exhaustion

drunk around friends

 

[Aerosteam]

SHE DID IT.

 

[Kud]

Girls enjoying their Llama.
Don't ban me pls

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

snip]
Girls enjoying their Llama.
Don't ban me pls

I think the llama is a cult leader

who wants to explain this? found it online, but too lazy to find a daedric translator

 

[Aerosteam]

Wow, I actually put effort into this...

~Daedric stuff~​

The
Golden
Road​

Glory to the Madgod
He is our Lord
He exists within each of us and through
Him we find the truth of lies
He guides us and sets us on the path

To be one of us, contact
Wandertheisles at gmail.com

This is exactly what it says. Last part... I laughed.

 

[Dr.Susse]

@8bit_Jack: It's cooking instructions for haunted cupcakes.

Explain this one.

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

@8bit_Jack: It's cooking instructions for haunted cupcakes.

Explain this one.
[snip]

obviously, he has an addiction to snorting footballs.

This is exactly what it says. Last part... I laughed.

thats... weird. I think i like susse's explanation better

 

[Dango]

???

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

[snip]
What is this!? I don't even...

Start of a porn shoot

[snip]
???

Seems pretty normal to me... that's how things always seem to go down at the local bar