I must have a one track mind, but this whole scandal sounds just like a typical guild breakup from World of Warcraft.
Onyxia takes a deep breath...
[Raid Warning]: RUN TO THE SIDE NOW
DanAmrich has died.
[Raid] [DanAmrich]: ffs!! not again
[Party] [MarkGrisby]: hahaha down goes the dk
[Party] [VinceZampella]: owwwned
[Party] [ToddAlderman]: He wasn't kicked to the whelp cave this time?
[Party] [ChrisCherubini]: nah he didn't live long enough mess that up
[Party] [MarkGrisby]: lols what a noob
[Raid Leader] [BobbyKotick]: face ony to the wall
[Raid] [DanAmrich]: gogogo
[Raid Leader] [BobbyKotick]: more dps! blow cds. Todd pop hero
[Raid] [JasonWest]: We got this
[Raid] [JonShiring]: almost OOM
[Raid] [VinceZampella]: 1 percent...
You are now saved to this instance.
[Raid] [JasonWest]: omg one shotted!!
[Raid] [VinceZampella]: dude we rofl stomped that
[Raid] [DanAmrich]: woooooots!
[Raid Leader] [BobbyKotick]: rez the dead
[Raid Leader] [BobbyKotick]: don't loot
[Party] [JasonWest]: man this is easy. we got this series on farm.
[Party] [VinceZampella]: lol
[Raid] [DanAmrich]: rezzzzz me!
[Raid] [JonShiring]: dude where are you?
[Raid] [DanAmrich]: up onys but lol
[Party] [ChrisCherubini]: More like up GMs ass, amirite?
[Party] [MarkGrisby]: haha you said it man
[Raid] [DanAmrich]: ty
[Raid] [TomAlderman]: So what dropped?
Your share of the loot was 8 Gold, 61 Silver, and 90 Copper.
You receive 2 of item: [Emblem of Bestseller].
[Raid Leader] [BobbyKotick]: [Sack of Spoils] roll
DanAmrich rolled a 12.
[Raid] [DanAmrich]: NOOOO!!!!1!
VinceZampella rolled a 87.
JasonWest rolled a 95.
[Raid] [MarkGrisby]: niiice.
BobbyKotick rolled a 54.
[Raid] [TomAlderman]: Congrats guys.
BobbyKotick receives loot: [Bag of Spoils].
[Guild] [JonShring]: tha hell?
[Guild] [VinceZampella]: WTF you ninjad our loot?
[Guild] [BobbyKotick]: u noobs were going to leave anyway. im not giving u @^&%.
[Guild] [JasonWest]: Oh $#%@ you man.
[Guild] [DanAmrich]: lol good one bossman
[Guild] [VinceZampella]: this is BS. im putting in a ticket.
JasonWest has been kicked from the guild.
VinceZampella has been kicked from the guild.
[Guild] [DanAmrich]: haha serves you rite
[Guild] [BobbyKotick]: we don't need those scrubs
[Guild] [ChrisCherubini]: that's gay.
[Guild] [MarkGrisby]: screw this
[Guild] [TomAlderman]: Knew this would happen eventually.
TomAlderman has left the guild.
MarkGrisby has left the guild.
ChrisCherubini has left the guild.
JohnPaulMesserly has left the guild.
[Guild] [DanAmrich]: noo wait
RaymeCVinson has left the guild.
[Guild] [JonShiring]: abandon ship!
JonShiring has left the guild.
MackeyMcCandlish has left the guild.
[Guild] [DamAmrich]: we r fine without those jerks, right boss?
[Guild] [BobbyKotick]: ...
[BobbyKotick] has gone offline.
[Guild] [FrancescoGigliotti]: lol you guys are screwed
FrancescoGigliotti has left the guild.
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Months Later
[2 Trade] [DanAmrich]: omfg buys gold and hacks accounts. u guys ruined my life!!1!
[2 Trade] [JasonWest]: hey dan, hows that dead guild of yours? that's what you get for being a bunch of greedy ninjas.
[2 Trade] [AdamSessler]: cool story bro