Inflammatory thread topic fight

[Spambot 3000]

A bit of a game for you - create an original post for a thread topic that you think will most likely start a flame war.
Example:
'So guys, I just got friendzoned ... It's so unfair, I've been friends with her for like, 2 years, but NO she just wants to go out with the jock. Why do girls always do this? Have you ever been friendzoned?'
Not very long but you get the idea. If there was a thread based on that, people would get into some arguments (or not, who knows).
So the challenge here is, create a post for an inflammatory thread topic that you think will beat all others as far as inciting a flame war goes. The only rule is that you have to make it so that it wouldn't incur moderator wrath.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

'I got friendzoned by a circumcised, religious, communist, feminist brony who hates Valve and loves EA'

Do I win?

 

[Hazy992]

'I got friendzoned by a circumcised, religious, communist, feminist brony who hates Valve and loves EA'

Do I win?

Goddammit Daystar! You don't /thread on the first post!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

'I got friendzoned by a circumcised, religious, communist, feminist brony who hates Valve and loves EA'

Do I win?

Goddammit Daystar! You don't /thread on the first post!

*****, please.

That's how I roll.

 

[=y]

Am I the only one who thought of this comment?

 

[Esotera]

Danyal beat us at this game before we even started playing, and he managed to keep it going for a fair few months.

Anyway, MLP sucks, and you should stop shoving it in my face, despite me purposely creating a thread about it.

 

[Hazy992]

'I got friendzoned by a circumcised, religious, communist, feminist brony who hates Valve and loves EA'

Do I win?

Goddammit Daystar! You don't /thread on the first post!

*****, please.

That's how I roll.

That is not the Brovenger way!

 

[Sixcess]

'Why you are not smart enough to see how good Mass Effect 3's endings are'

 

[Hazy992]

Anyway OT: 'why do so many people like X' threads.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

'I got friendzoned by a circumcised, religious, communist, feminist brony who hates Valve and loves EA'

Do I win?

Goddammit Daystar! You don't /thread on the first post!

*****, please.

That's how I roll.

That is not the Brovenger way!

Screw the Brovengers.

I never liked you guys.

 

[Spambot 3000]

'I got friendzoned by a circumcised, religious, communist, feminist brony who hates Valve and loves EA'

Do I win?

Now that's HARDLY subtle enough for you to avoid a warning from the mods. But still ... YOU MOTHAFUCKA

 

[Hazy992]

'I got friendzoned by a circumcised, religious, communist, feminist brony who hates Valve and loves EA'

Do I win?

Goddammit Daystar! You don't /thread on the first post!

*****, please.

That's how I roll.

That is not the Brovenger way!

Screw the Brovengers.

I never liked you guys.

Well I guess you don't want a Three Wolf Moon Brovengers t-shirt I stole and wrote Brovengers on in tippex had professionally printed? [sub]That's cool[/sub]

 

[Daystar Clarion]

'I got friendzoned by a circumcised, religious, communist, feminist brony who hates Valve and loves EA'

Do I win?

Goddammit Daystar! You don't /thread on the first post!

*****, please.

That's how I roll.

That is not the Brovenger way!

Screw the Brovengers.

I never liked you guys.

Well I guess you don't want a Three Wolf Moon Brovengers t-shirt I stole and wrote Brovengers on in tippex had professionally printed? [sub]That's cool[/sub]

Aww, I want that shirt.

I change my mind.

Tunnel Snakes Brovengers rule!

 

[Hazy992]

'I got friendzoned by a circumcised, religious, communist, feminist brony who hates Valve and loves EA'

Do I win?

Goddammit Daystar! You don't /thread on the first post!

*****, please.

That's how I roll.

That is not the Brovenger way!

Screw the Brovengers.

I never liked you guys.

Well I guess you don't want a Three Wolf Moon Brovengers t-shirt I stole and wrote Brovengers on in tippex had professionally printed? [sub]That's cool[/sub]

Aww, I want that shirt.

I change my mind.

Tunnel Snakes Brovengers rule!

Nah it's OK man, I don't want to force it on you or anything. TheBobmus said he wanted one so I'll give it to him.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

'I got friendzoned by a circumcised, religious, communist, feminist brony who hates Valve and loves EA'

Do I win?

Goddammit Daystar! You don't /thread on the first post!

*****, please.

That's how I roll.

That is not the Brovenger way!

Screw the Brovengers.

I never liked you guys.

Well I guess you don't want a Three Wolf Moon Brovengers t-shirt I stole and wrote Brovengers on in tippex had professionally printed? [sub]That's cool[/sub]

Aww, I want that shirt.

I change my mind.

Tunnel Snakes Brovengers rule!

Nah it's OK man, I don't want to force it on you or anything. TheBobmus said he wanted one so I'll give it to him.

Noooo!

That guy doesn't look nearly as awesome in a t-shirt as me.

 

[Andy Shandy]

'I got friendzoned by a circumcised, religious, communist, feminist brony who hates Valve and loves EA'

Do I win?

I do believe you missed out condoning paedophilia but yeah, that pretty much wins.

 

[Hazy992]

'I got friendzoned by a circumcised, religious, communist, feminist brony who hates Valve and loves EA'

Do I win?

Goddammit Daystar! You don't /thread on the first post!

*****, please.

That's how I roll.

That is not the Brovenger way!

Screw the Brovengers.

I never liked you guys.

Well I guess you don't want a Three Wolf Moon Brovengers t-shirt I stole and wrote Brovengers on in tippex had professionally printed? [sub]That's cool[/sub]

Aww, I want that shirt.

I change my mind.

Tunnel Snakes Brovengers rule!

Nah it's OK man, I don't want to force it on you or anything. TheBobmus said he wanted one so I'll give it to him.

Noooo!

That guys doesn't look nearly as awesome in a t-shirt as me.

Hmmm, well you do look fabulous in a t-shirt. OK!

 

[Sean Hollyman]

'I got friendzoned by a circumcised, religious, communist, feminist brony who hates Valve and loves EA'

Do I win?

Goddammit Daystar! You don't /thread on the first post!

*****, please.

That's how I roll.

That is not the Brovenger way!

Screw the Brovengers.

I never liked you guys.

Well I guess you don't want a Three Wolf Moon Brovengers t-shirt I stole and wrote Brovengers on in tippex had professionally printed? [sub]That's cool[/sub]

Aww, I want that shirt.

I change my mind.

Tunnel Snakes Brovengers rule!

Nah it's OK man, I don't want to force it on you or anything. TheBobmus said he wanted one so I'll give it to him.

Noooo!

That guys doesn't look nearly as awesome in a t-shirt as me.

Hmmm, well you do look fabulous in a t-shirt. OK!

How does one join the Brovengers

 

[Jonluw]

"What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
How the hell can you think it should be illegal to look at a drawing of a naked underage person?
You're all fucking retarded"

 

[Aerodyamic]

I'm the man. Comments?

Spoiler: Proof

Spoiler: The result

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