Inflammatory thread topic fight

[Daystar Clarion]

'I got friendzoned by a circumcised, religious, communist, feminist brony who hates Valve and loves EA'

Do I win?

Goddammit Daystar! You don't /thread on the first post!

*****, please.

That's how I roll.

That is not the Brovenger way!

Screw the Brovengers.

I never liked you guys.

Well I guess you don't want a Three Wolf Moon Brovengers t-shirt I stole and wrote Brovengers on in tippex had professionally printed? [sub]That's cool[/sub]

Aww, I want that shirt.

I change my mind.

Tunnel Snakes Brovengers rule!

Nah it's OK man, I don't want to force it on you or anything. TheBobmus said he wanted one so I'll give it to him.

Noooo!

That guys doesn't look nearly as awesome in a t-shirt as me.

Hmmm, well you do look fabulous in a t-shirt. OK!

Yes.

Yes I do.

Also, you're need in another thread. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.374922-Did-you-watch-any-animes-as-a-kid#14538388]

 

[Hazy992]

'I got friendzoned by a circumcised, religious, communist, feminist brony who hates Valve and loves EA'

Do I win?

Goddammit Daystar! You don't /thread on the first post!

*****, please.

That's how I roll.

That is not the Brovenger way!

Screw the Brovengers.

I never liked you guys.

Well I guess you don't want a Three Wolf Moon Brovengers t-shirt I stole and wrote Brovengers on in tippex had professionally printed? [sub]That's cool[/sub]

Aww, I want that shirt.

I change my mind.

Tunnel Snakes Brovengers rule!

Nah it's OK man, I don't want to force it on you or anything. TheBobmus said he wanted one so I'll give it to him.

Noooo!

That guys doesn't look nearly as awesome in a t-shirt as me.

Hmmm, well you do look fabulous in a t-shirt. OK!

How does one join the Brovengers

It's a very rigorous and meticulous selection process, and by that I mean I don't know

 

[Hazy992]

'I got friendzoned by a circumcised, religious, communist, feminist brony who hates Valve and loves EA'

Do I win?

Goddammit Daystar! You don't /thread on the first post!

*****, please.

That's how I roll.

That is not the Brovenger way!

Screw the Brovengers.

I never liked you guys.

Well I guess you don't want a Three Wolf Moon Brovengers t-shirt I stole and wrote Brovengers on in tippex had professionally printed? [sub]That's cool[/sub]

Aww, I want that shirt.

I change my mind.

Tunnel Snakes Brovengers rule!

Nah it's OK man, I don't want to force it on you or anything. TheBobmus said he wanted one so I'll give it to him.

Noooo!

That guys doesn't look nearly as awesome in a t-shirt as me.

Hmmm, well you do look fabulous in a t-shirt. OK!

Yes.

Yes I do.

Also, you're need in another thread. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.374922-Did-you-watch-any-animes-as-a-kid#14538388]

Time for me to save the day once again!

[HEADING=1]TO THE HAZYCOPTER![/HEADING]

 

[Daystar Clarion]

'I got friendzoned by a circumcised, religious, communist, feminist brony who hates Valve and loves EA'

Do I win?

Goddammit Daystar! You don't /thread on the first post!

*****, please.

That's how I roll.

That is not the Brovenger way!

Screw the Brovengers.

I never liked you guys.

Well I guess you don't want a Three Wolf Moon Brovengers t-shirt I stole and wrote Brovengers on in tippex had professionally printed? [sub]That's cool[/sub]

Aww, I want that shirt.

I change my mind.

Tunnel Snakes Brovengers rule!

Nah it's OK man, I don't want to force it on you or anything. TheBobmus said he wanted one so I'll give it to him.

Noooo!

That guys doesn't look nearly as awesome in a t-shirt as me.

Hmmm, well you do look fabulous in a t-shirt. OK!

How does one join the Brovengers

In order to undertake the rigorous training it takes to join our order, you must first answer me these riddles three.

1: What is your name

2: Are you sure?

3: Are you super sure?

 

[Sean Hollyman]

'I got friendzoned by a circumcised, religious, communist, feminist brony who hates Valve and loves EA'

Do I win?

Goddammit Daystar! You don't /thread on the first post!

*****, please.

That's how I roll.

That is not the Brovenger way!

Screw the Brovengers.

I never liked you guys.

Well I guess you don't want a Three Wolf Moon Brovengers t-shirt I stole and wrote Brovengers on in tippex had professionally printed? [sub]That's cool[/sub]

Aww, I want that shirt.

I change my mind.

Tunnel Snakes Brovengers rule!

Nah it's OK man, I don't want to force it on you or anything. TheBobmus said he wanted one so I'll give it to him.

Noooo!

That guys doesn't look nearly as awesome in a t-shirt as me.

Hmmm, well you do look fabulous in a t-shirt. OK!

How does one join the Brovengers

In order to undertake the rigorous training it takes to join our order, you must first answer me these riddles three.

1: What is your name

2: Are you sure?

3: Are you super sure?

1: Yes
2: Yes
3: Yes

There now is there anything else, o wise one

 

[Daystar Clarion]

'I got friendzoned by a circumcised, religious, communist, feminist brony who hates Valve and loves EA'

Do I win?

Goddammit Daystar! You don't /thread on the first post!

*****, please.

That's how I roll.

That is not the Brovenger way!

Screw the Brovengers.

I never liked you guys.

Well I guess you don't want a Three Wolf Moon Brovengers t-shirt I stole and wrote Brovengers on in tippex had professionally printed? [sub]That's cool[/sub]

Aww, I want that shirt.

I change my mind.

Tunnel Snakes Brovengers rule!

Nah it's OK man, I don't want to force it on you or anything. TheBobmus said he wanted one so I'll give it to him.

Noooo!

That guys doesn't look nearly as awesome in a t-shirt as me.

Hmmm, well you do look fabulous in a t-shirt. OK!

How does one join the Brovengers

In order to undertake the rigorous training it takes to join our order, you must first answer me these riddles three.

1: What is your name

2: Are you sure?

3: Are you super sure?

1: Yes
2: Yes
3: Yes

There now is there anything else, o wise one

You got question 1 incorrect.

[sub]Nobody ever gets question 1 wrong...[/sub]

 

[Erana]

Use the motherfuck search bar, you goddamned thread necromancer.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Why I advocate piracy, ad blocking on the Escapist and the banning of gay marriage. Also Extra Credits is pretentious and Yahtzee is incredibly biased. Everyone who agrees with me is great and everyone else just didn't understand my post.

[sub]In the comments below the massively controversial OP I refuse to grant any concessions and ignore quotes while I continue to make the same arguements over and over again.[/sub]

 

[Helmholtz Watson]

Danyal beat us at this game before we even started playing, and he managed to keep it going for a fair few months.

Anyway, MLP sucks, and you should stop shoving it in my face, despite me purposely creating a thread about it.

I miss good old Danyal!

OP: I love all of the Star Wars movies, especially the most recent one. Also, Gay people shouldn't be allowed the same rights as straight people because Allah personally told me so.

Before I forget, I think more companies should be like EA and a lot less like Valve.

 

[GistoftheFist]

News story about cop in America committing quazi-legal action and getting away with it.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

'I got friendzoned by a circumcised, religious, communist, feminist brony who hates Valve and loves EA'

Do I win?

Goddammit Daystar! You don't /thread on the first post!

*****, please.

That's how I roll.

That is not the Brovenger way!

Screw the Brovengers.

I never liked you guys.

Well I guess you don't want a Three Wolf Moon Brovengers t-shirt I stole and wrote Brovengers on in tippex had professionally printed? [sub]That's cool[/sub]

Aww, I want that shirt.

I change my mind.

Tunnel Snakes Brovengers rule!

Nah it's OK man, I don't want to force it on you or anything. TheBobmus said he wanted one so I'll give it to him.

Noooo!

That guys doesn't look nearly as awesome in a t-shirt as me.

Hmmm, well you do look fabulous in a t-shirt. OK!

How does one join the Brovengers

In order to undertake the rigorous training it takes to join our order, you must first answer me these riddles three.

1: What is your name

2: Are you sure?

3: Are you super sure?

1: Yes
2: Yes
3: Yes

There now is there anything else, o wise one

You got question 1 incorrect.

[sub]Nobody ever gets question 1 wrong...[/sub]

Fine then.

I won't join it.

I'll break it...

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Fine then.

I won't join it.

I'll break it...

Why, it's simple; we kill the Brovengers

In a volcano... with jetpacks.... and laser cannons... And the volcano's on fire...

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Look! I've disproved math, and I'm smarter than every mathematician that has ever lived.

Fine then.

I won't join it.

I'll break it...

Just create your own Brovengers.

... with blackjack, and hookers.

Make our own? Why not make an entirely NEW league?

Like the Injustice League. Or maybe something along those lines.

We're always looking for new recruits

 

[OneCatch]

Danyal beat us at this game before we even started playing, and he managed to keep it going for a fair few months.

Speaking of which, my proposed thread is a 'Legalise bestiality?' poll, with the third option being "I hate OneCatch".
Oh, and a load of extraneous stuff about Islam being nasty because Halal forbids the sexing of animals. Or something.

 

[ThePS1Fan]

1: What is your name

2: Are you sure?

3: Are you super sure?

1. ThePS1Fan

2. Yes

3. That's a hard one. Uh, I'll say true. Yup definitely true.

 

[HarryScull]

i'm the lead writer for Bioware mass Efect and how the game ended was my proudest achievement! AMA (ask me anything) about why i purposfuly sabotaged what should have been one of the best games ever and feal fre to inquire about my more recent projects like the newly launched no half life 3, lets all be greedy as fuck publishers and ruflessly exploit consumers and ban the bronies projects. I will even talk about my religious and political views (I <3 Mit Romney and take the bible literally)
#YOLO

do I win? I even put some SPG mistakes in to really piss you off. I refuse to give into Daystar without a fight

 

[KennardKId5]

"Indie Games: The Most Overrated Art House Crap-Shoots since E.T."

 

[A Satanic Panda]

/b/ is great

I won.

 

[DustyDrB]

My thread:
Gamer Entitlement and The Entitled Entitlists Who Entitle Themselves to Whatever They Feel Entitled to

 

[Elate]

"The reason why atheists are wrong."
"Origin will always be superior to steam [Poll]"
"[Arbitrary console A] stole [generic item B] from [Arbitrary console C]"
"How can I convince his girl to like me?"
"Men need to start treating us women fairly."

...

It can just go on.