Inflammatory thread topic fight

[The Pinray]

Piracy is wrong. It's the same as theft and here's why.

No, not original. But damned effective.

 

[Something Amyss]

'I got friendzoned by a circumcised, religious, communist, feminist brony who hates Valve and loves EA'

Do I win?

Throw in something about gays and the Star Wars trilogies (OT vs NT or similar), and you win.

 

[WanderingFool]

"The reason why atheists are wrong."

Actually, you make a thread titled why Atheists are right, and you'll still get the same level of shit storm.

I think any thread that has religion as a topic is guaranteed to piss off everyone.

 

[axlryder]

"The reason why atheists are wrong."

Actually, you make a thread titled why Atheists are right, and you'll still get the same level of shit storm.

I think any thread that has religion as a topic is guaranteed to piss off everyone.

It's true. The Escapist has been SO much more pleasant since religion stopped being the hot topic of conversation around here. Even the sexism threads can't seem to conjure up that level of vitriol.

 

[Teh Jammah]

Game Title: 'Marriange Simulator'
Game Permutations allows for the couple to be any combination of...

* Gay
* Incestual
* Inter-Racial
* Paedophilic
* Islamic/Atheist
* Illegal immigrant
* Furry
* Disabled
* Midget
* Communist

 

[Teh Jammah]

Game Title: 'Marriange Simulator'
Game Permutations allows for the couple to be any combination of...

* Gay
* Incestual
* Inter-Racial
* Paedophilic
* Islamic/Atheist
* Illegal immigrant
* Furry
* Disabled
* Midget
* Communist

sorry, should add - written from a Bible Belt W.A.S.P. inflammatory PoV

 

[Vault101]

Mass effect 3 was brilliant...tee hee

 

[Elate]

"The reason why atheists are wrong."

Actually, you make a thread titled why Atheists are right, and you'll still get the same level of shit storm.

I think any thread that has religion as a topic is guaranteed to piss off everyone.

It's true. The Escapist has been SO much more pleasant since religion stopped being the hot topic of conversation around here. Even the sexism threads can't seem to conjure up that level of vitriol.

Alright, let me fix that.

"Religion. Discuss." Done.

 

[darron13]

Sure, just make ANY post involving Religion and/or Human Sexuality, instant flames.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

1: What is your name

2: Are you sure?

3: Are you super sure?

1. ThePS1Fan

2. Yes

3. That's a hard one. Uh, I'll say true. Yup definitely true.

Meh, close enough.

You're in.

 

[King of Asgaard]

How about:
'Is anyone else sick and tired of Daystar Clarion derailing threads?'
I kid, of course; he always makes me laugh with his glorious tangents.

 

[370999]

"Why Blacks/Whites/Asians are scientifically inferior"

"If a ten year old girl consents, then why is it rape? Opposition to that is like opposing interracial marriage!"

"Why I hate Islam/Christianity/Judaism/etc"

 

[Macgyvercas]

'I got friendzoned by a circumcised, religious, communist, feminist brony who hates Valve and loves EA'

Do I win?

Goddammit Daystar! You don't /thread on the first post!

*****, please.

That's how I roll.

That is not the Brovenger way!

Screw the Brovengers.

I never liked you guys.

Well I guess you don't want a Three Wolf Moon Brovengers t-shirt I stole and wrote Brovengers on in tippex had professionally printed? [sub]That's cool[/sub]

Aww, I want that shirt.

I change my mind.

Tunnel Snakes Brovengers rule!

Nah it's OK man, I don't want to force it on you or anything. TheBobmus said he wanted one so I'll give it to him.

Noooo!

That guys doesn't look nearly as awesome in a t-shirt as me.

Hmmm, well you do look fabulous in a t-shirt. OK!

How does one join the Brovengers

In order to undertake the rigorous training it takes to join our order, you must first answer me these riddles three.

1: What is your name

2: Are you sure?

3: Are you super sure?

1) Hank (alias: Macgyvercas)
2) Yes
3) Yes

Can I join now?

 

[ToastiestZombie]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.374964-I-got-friendzoned-by-a-circumcised-religious-communist-feminist-brony-who-loves-EA-and-hates-Valve

Can't wait to see what happens! I've given props to Daystar, so I didn't just steal his idea.

Well, Daystar Clarion made it so that any more answers to this thread are moot.

 

[WhyBotherToTry]

Once again Daystar's powers of thread derailing are demonstrated.
OT: Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black are the two greatest musicians of our time, EA have some of the best customer service I've ever come across, Adventure time is way better than MLP, Games aren't art and the PS3 is better than the Xbox.
Think I covered a fair few bases there.

 

[Crazy Zaul]

'Deviant art is ONLY for porn.'
'Pony Fans are all gay'
'Minecraft is the most unimaginative game ever'
'The GFAQS forum is better than the Escapist'
'EA deserve our admiration and respect'
'Gabe Newel is a fucktard'
'The green lanturn movie was sheer brilliance'
'The avengers was total shit'
'Aquaman is better than Batman'
'Felicia Day is a talentless hack'
'There is no such thing as a good anime'
'God I miss Zeel'
'Canada would loose any war'
'Australia still is full of racist criminals'
'Dr who is for kids'
'Game of thrones is a blatent rip off of Will and Grace'
'Morgan Freeman's voice sounds like a cow puking up a lasagna'
'There is no place for females in gaming'

 

[YingDerpington]

'I got friendzoned by a circumcised, religious, communist, feminist brony who hates Valve and loves EA'

Do I win?

Goddammit Daystar! You don't /thread on the first post!

*****, please.

That's how I roll.

That is not the Brovenger way!

Screw the Brovengers.

I never liked you guys.

Well I guess you don't want a Three Wolf Moon Brovengers t-shirt I stole and wrote Brovengers on in tippex had professionally printed? [sub]That's cool[/sub]

Aww, I want that shirt.

I change my mind.

Tunnel Snakes Brovengers rule!

Nah it's OK man, I don't want to force it on you or anything. TheBobmus said he wanted one so I'll give it to him.

Noooo!

That guys doesn't look nearly as awesome in a t-shirt as me.

Hmmm, well you do look fabulous in a t-shirt. OK!

How does one join the Brovengers

In order to undertake the rigorous training it takes to join our order, you must first answer me these riddles three.

1: What is your name

2: Are you sure?

3: Are you super sure?

Master Clarion I wish to join the Brovengers!
1. I am Sir Ying Derpington
2. I am sure
3. I am more super sure then a paranoid panda isn't!

 

[bobmus]

Nah it's OK man, I don't want to force it on you or anything. TheBobmus said he wanted one so I'll give it to him.

This post. It made me very happy.
Can I have my t-shirt now?

In order to undertake the rigorous training it takes to join our order, you must first answer me these riddles three.
1: What is your name
2: Are you sure?
3: Are you super sure?

I anticipate you getting quoted a lot on this one post. This is why you never reveal the secret!
Edit: Haha it appears I was correct!

OT: Call of Duty is stupid, and everyone that likes it is a paedophile who deserves the death penalty.

 

[Ickorus]

'Brrrroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonies.'

Ok, not my idea but as soon as I read that on the forums I knew flame wars would be inside.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

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Hell, why not.

The more bros, the better.