Ingrid, it's been very interesting...

[EmperorDude]

This is the last will and testament of Ingrid Newkirk, PETA's founding member. It's pretty long, so I'll give you some snipits and let you read the whole thing at your leisure.

http://www.peta.org/feat/newkirk/will.html

That the "meat" of my body, or a portion thereof, be used for a human barbecue, to remind the world that the meat of a corpse is all flesh, regardless of whether it comes from a human being or another animal, and that flesh foods are not needed;

That one of my eyes be removed, mounted, and delivered to the administrator of the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency as a reminder that PETA will continue to be watching the agency until it stops poisoning and torturing animals in useless and cruel experiments; that the other is to be used as PETA sees fit;

That one of my ears be removed, mounted, and sent to the Canadian Parliament to assist them in hearing, for the first time perhaps, the screams of the seals, bears, raccoons, foxes, and minks bludgeoned, trapped, and sometimes skinned alive for their pelts; that the other ear be removed, preserved, and displayed outside the Deonar abattoir in Mumbai to remind all who do business there that the screams of the cattle who are slaughtered within its walls are heard around the world;

 

[bad rider]

Haha, oh god I want to portion up my organs like this when I die. Personally I'm gonna send my brain to george bush with the note attached saying here I notice you've been missing this so you can have mine.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Wow. This woman is insane.

 

[ygetoff]

Oh my god. She's completely insane.

But I would eat human flesh. It's not a big deal. But I don't see how doing so means "flesh foods" aren't needed. I agree that we're just animals, but I'm not going to eat that tofu shit.

They say that human flesh is the most delicious meat of all...

 

[Washboard]

LOL, don't want to know what she's doing with her boobs

 

[AndyVale]

What will she do with her front teeth? They weren't designed for celery...

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Bring on the Soylent Green. P.S.- That woman is crazy.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

THIS WOMAN IS NOT INSANE SHE IS A SAINT I SHOULD KILL YOU ALL IN YOUR SLEEP
That was a joke, by the way.

Okay, she's fucking insane.
But I would eat human flesh. It's not a big deal. But I don't see how doing so means "flesh foods" aren't needed. I agree that we're just animals, but I'm not going to eat that tofu shit.

Human flesh tastes like pork, according to Arthur Shawcross.

 

[L.B. Jeffries]

Heh, wasn't there a David Sedaris short story that went this same way? In the girl's last will she asked everyone to beat her boyfriend to death with rocks for cheating on her. As they're reading the will out, everyone is staring at the boyfriend, then at the ground, then they decide to just skip that part.

 

[pigmonkey]

ok if this actually happens it will be the greatest thing PETA has ever done, or even better we could steal her corpse, cremate it, put the ashes into bullets and fire said bullets at defenceless animals.

 

[Simriel]

ok if this actually happens it will be the greatest thing PETA has ever done, or even better we could steal her corpse, cremate it, put the ashes into bullets and fire said bullets at defenceless animals.

No no no. Defenseless SEA KITTENS!

 

[Arachon]

And cue YET another PETA-bashing thread... Was this really needed?

 

[fenixrising]

MMMMMMMMMM! longpig BBQ

 

[Lord George]

When she dies I shall honour her passing with a sea cub barbecue, and possibly some cannibalism if I can stop the meat getting out its cell.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

She needs serious mental help.

 

[Spawn_Of_Kyuss]

Is she actually dead then? Because if not, can't we bring it about now rather than waiting? Sounds like the few weeks after her death will be fucking hilarious.

 

[EmperorDude]

Is she actually dead then? Because if not, can't we bring it about now rather than waiting? Sounds like the few weeks after her death will be fucking hilarious.

Last I checked and did a Google search, she was still drawing breath.
And of that last part I have no doubt! I wonder what kind of jokes will be left in the fallout of all that.

 

[Shade Jackrabbit]

You know if we all became cyborgs we wouldn't have to harm ANYTHING. I mean, even plants have been proven to be alive and could have feelings, so what about the poor plants?! Now, if we were all CYBORGS we wouldn't have to eat anything because we could just take nutritional supplements instead of eating anything at all, and nobody would have to kill animals anymore!

SPREAD THE WORD PEOPLE. CYBORGS ARE THE FUTURE OF CIVILITY AND HUMANITY!

 

[darthzew]

I'd totally eat her. Because then she would literally turn into my shit. I would then deliver this crap to PETA and use it as a symbol to remind them of what they are.

 

[meatloaf231]

Okay, she's fucking insane.

This.