Insane Business Ideas

[jcm0791]

A taser-sword-pen. Once you have water and a fire, you can go hunting for food, and if you end up biting off more than you can chew, you can use the taser in the concealed sword in the pen to stun it then kill it with the sword itself ... also, the electricity for the taser could be charged from writing, so that by the time you actually need to use your taser-sword-pen as a taser you have built up enough charge. Though in truth, it's more of a knife then a sword, but everyone knows that knives are useful too.

Indeed! The pen may be mighter than the sword .... but the sword/taser/pen is the mightiest of all!!

 

[steevee]

You know when you neatly roll up your earphones and put them in your pocket, when you pull them out the tangle they're in is more complicated than astrophysics?

What about a fold able or retractable earphone set?

This! I'd pay up to, or even exceeding £15 for such a set of earphones!

 

[Jedamethis]

Lazer pointers. That are attatched to a glove.

You know when you neatly roll up your earphones and put them in your pocket, when you pull them out the tangle they're in is more complicated than astrophysics?

What about a fold able or retractable earphone set?

I like these two ideas.

 

[jcm0791]

I'm sorry, six edits is too much. So I'm going to go with yo-yo daggers. You slice with them, throw them at someone, then, when you tug on the string the blade retracts, and the fly back into your hands (to prevent self-stabbing).

... I've noticed something, most of my suggestions have had violent potential. So as for something non-aggressive, glow-in-the-dark fairy floss. Or maybe sonar-goggles, that allow you to see through sonar. Like night-vision goggles, except more bat-ish.

Honestly dude, while all your ideas are excellent.... I'm going to have to stop you at GLOW-IN-THE-DARK FAIRY FLOSS

you are my new god

OK ... as a Canadian, I had to look up what fairy floss is (cotton candy here, duh!)

Anyway.... AWESOME! I like it!!

 

[zHellas]

Pet sex toys. I'm talking doggy strap-ons and the such. I'm planning on making them and selling them in sex shops as novelty items.

You may think 'what a sick fuck to think of such a thing!' but let's face it, that's just the sort of novelty item people would buy for shits and giggles.

So you're making something like those Dragon Dildos?

 

[jcm0791]

Pet sex toys. I'm talking doggy strap-ons and the such. I'm planning on making them and selling them in sex shops as novelty items.

You may think 'what a sick fuck to think of such a thing!' but let's face it, that's just the sort of novelty item people would buy for shits and giggles.

So you're making something like those Dragon Dildos?

Have you ever had one of those moments where you go from absolute ignorance of the existence of something to the absolute need to possess said thing?

This is not one of those moments...

 

[Dr Ampersand]

Canned cold air, a box labeled "cherry flavoured genocide",a portable javelin and a portable pole for pole vaulting.

 

[jcm0791]

... a box labeled "cherry flavoured genocide" ...

I like that, though I am not sure what that says about me...

editdid you know that it appears that no one has ever used those three words together before now?)

 

[More Fun To Compute]

Cheese hats. Instead of storing your cheese in a box or resealable pack you could simply put a hat on top of it to keep it fresh. Different types of cheese could be preserved with a different style of cheese. Beret for French cheese or Bowler hat for English cheese, for example.

 

[jcm0791]

Microwaveable icecream.

OK ... I am curious ... to what end?

Or, how about an icecream maker powered by a microwave? Sort of like those propane powered fridges they put in RV's...

Not that it would work ... or have any good reason to exist.

 

[Vhite]

Virtual drugs, its not that far from reallity...

 

[Nickolai77]

Heat proof potato's?

Water-proof sponges?

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

(this was also mentioned on my "million dollar ideas" thread)
Porn Plane!!! The #1 18+ airline!

 

[electric discordian]

Anti Troll internet provider, if someone deliberately says something inflammatory we trace their connection and send round out highly trained ex stazi hit squads to go round and stare at them whilst they sleep.

Unsettling because you don't know if this doesn't exist already unless you awake at three in the morning!

 

[teisjm]

1) Find existing product
2) Modify existing product
3) ???
4) Profit.

Sorry i had to do it, since no-one else had.

Create a mod for games (for many many different games) that'll send spam mail to jack thompson every time you kill an enemy.

 

[LongAndShort]

Pet sex toys. I'm talking doggy strap-ons and the such. I'm planning on making them and selling them in sex shops as novelty items.

You may think 'what a sick fuck to think of such a thing!' but let's face it, that's just the sort of novelty item people would buy for shits and giggles.

So you're making something like those Dragon Dildos?

I like to think my idea is a bit more practical.