Insane evil schemes

[Aac18]

So fellow Escapists, what do you think is the most stupid and unreasonable plan a bad guy has come up with in gaming?

My runner up is Bowser from Mario who's plan revolves around kidnapping Princess Peach over and over again with no real idea what it could possibly achieve (except of course attracting the wrath of a angry Italian plumber).

But the worst in my opinion is the Korean leader from Crysis,General Kyong (spoiler-ed for those who haven't played the game yet):

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Step 1: Invade Island with no adequate explanation and capture archeological team.
Step 2: Order team to begin to dig towards massive unknown power source on the island.
Step 3: Ignore the fact the US has sent a Spec Op's team onto the island and the strange disappearances that have started happening since you begin to dig towards the power source.
Step 4: Ignore world renowned archeological team's warnings that the power source is a giant, alien spaceship filled with clearly hostile aliens.
Step 5: Find entrance to ship and strap two tons of C4 to the door thinking that it will somehow not anger the hostile aliens you have just released.
Step 6: Detonate C4 while you and your team stand within blast range of the C4 and act surprised when you all die.

 

[Hazy]

The Panther King's from Conker's Bad Fur Day.

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Table leg breaks, Obvious solution is to build a new leg find a red squirrel and tie him up to keep his milk from spilling over.

Clearly this mythological king of panthers is a supreme genius who will stop at nothing to control the world.

 

[Curtmiester]

Kill everything from Halo. I like halo's story but that's actually the bab guy's plot.

 

[Insanum]

The Panther King's from Conker's Bad Fur Day.
But it's equal parts stupid and awesome, so I can dig it.

That was kinda the plot tho, it was meant to be silly.

for me its any cliche'd "rule by force" method, Theres very little chance someone can take over the whole world & rule it by force. If they managed it they would be assassinated faster then you can say "ive won".

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

There is of course the villain of Oblivion and his evil scheme of...

Breaking stuff.​

Or LeChuck in the Monkey Island series' plan to...

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Repeatedly capture and attempt to marry Elaine without expecting anything to go wrong.

 

[Hazy]

The Panther King's from Conker's Bad Fur Day.
But it's equal parts stupid and awesome, so I can dig it.

That was kinda the plot tho, it was meant to be silly.

Precisely why I can dig it. It was clearly built with the idea of: Screw cliche's, lets add urination and dick jokes. God I love that game..

 

[theonecookie]

sephiroth I mean come on kill the planet to rule the world unless he was trying to become a god its been to long to remember

 

[Hazy]

sephiroth I mean come on kill the planet to rule the world unless he was trying to become a god its been to long to remember

He wanted to open the lifestream via a meteor created by Black materia to become a god, if I'm not mistaken. It's been a while.

 

[theonecookie]

sephiroth I mean come on kill the planet to rule the world unless he was trying to become a god its been to long to remember

He wanted to open the lifestream via a meteor created by Black materia to become a god, if I'm not mistaken. It's been a while.

It was something like that its still kinda thin what was he going to do when he became a god menece aliens

 

[Hazy]

sephiroth I mean come on kill the planet to rule the world unless he was trying to become a god its been to long to remember

He wanted to open the lifestream via a meteor created by Black materia to become a god, if I'm not mistaken. It's been a while.

It was something like that its still kinda thin what was he going to do when he became a god menece aliens

Destroy the Sun, if I recall correctly.

 

[theonecookie]

sephiroth I mean come on kill the planet to rule the world unless he was trying to become a god its been to long to remember

He wanted to open the lifestream via a meteor created by Black materia to become a god, if I'm not mistaken. It's been a while.

It was something like that its still kinda thin what was he going to do when he became a god menece aliens

Destroy the Sun, if I recall correctly.

lol that makes him sound like a bond villain

 

[Hazy]

sephiroth I mean come on kill the planet to rule the world unless he was trying to become a god its been to long to remember

He wanted to open the lifestream via a meteor created by Black materia to become a god, if I'm not mistaken. It's been a while.

It was something like that its still kinda thin what was he going to do when he became a god menece aliens

Destroy the Sun, if I recall correctly.

lol that makes him sound like a bond villain

Of course. What better way to screw society over then to corrupt their source of food and essentially, kill them off like a pack of rodents. And the tans, think of the lack of tans!

 

[Aac18]

Anyone else have any opinions?