Insane religious new ideas

[wolfy098]

Ideas that aren't held in any religions such as

Gods a martyr
He died in the big bang.

etc.

No religion flame wars only odd ideas that arn't in any religions

 

[Gabanuka]

We are all game characters in a giant video game played by angels... so basicly the matrix as controlled by god.

 

[Dragon_of_red]

Satan is God

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

Umm; I am god, I collapsed the singularity.

A friend of mine once said "Well how do you know you and your world arent just a figment of my imagination, and I'm in a coma in another universe?" My response was his question with emphasis on the I's and you's.

 

[Branovices]

Satan is God

I would guess that some Satanists think so.

My go:

That instead of miserable lives leading people to become violent criminals, they instead led miserable lives because they would, in the future, become violent criminals.

 

[Sassafrass]

Dogs are our gods.
Well, God is dog spelt backwards.

Think about it...

 

[wolfy098]

Dogs are our gods.
Well, God is dog spelt backwards.

Think about it...

For that you win

 

[Serithil Menelith]

Dogs are our gods.
Well, God is dog spelt backwards.

Think about it...

Well maybe that just means that dogs are the dead opposite of God, maybe they're extreamly useful in every way and answer our prayers.... OH MY GOD THEY ARE GODS!!

 

[XJ-0461]

Batman is the one true Lord. He's just too awesome not to be.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

I had a hilarious one, but I won't post it. I want to stay here.

Here's an alternative:

[small]The stars are God's personal star-fleet.[/small]

 

[Ironic]

That God is a DJ....and life is a-

 

[Kuchinawa212]

That god will come out of the clouds and destroy us all. (is that one?)

 

[GodofDisaster]

Dogs are our gods.
Well, God is dog spelt backwards.

Think about it...

Hmm you could be on to something, "right I have decided, I am willing to help you on your quest to make this theory true."

 

[Numb1lp]

We are all game characters in a giant video game played by angels... so basicly the matrix as controlled by god.

Like the Simpsons Game?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Humans weren't created in the image of god. Chickens were

 

[Pimppeter2]

Here's another one

Sorry for the double post

 

[Sevre]

Clearly Ultrajoe is God and he's locked in immortal combat with Eviljoe.

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

Dogs are our gods.
Well, God is dog spelt backwards.

Think about it...

For that you win

You clearly don't have cats...

 

[wolfy098]

That god will come out of the clouds and destroy us all. (is that one?)

Jehova's witnesses

They got there first

 

[wolfy098]

Dogs are our gods.
Well, God is dog spelt backwards.

Think about it...

For that you win

You clearly don't have cats...

I have a cat actually

But tacs get in your feet