Insane urges you'll never follow up on

[RanD00M]

I just want to fuck on the floor and break shit. But since me having sex is unlikely, and there being no violent protests anymore both are out the window. Man, the punk era would have been great for me.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Set things on fire, like a car or a tree and watch it burn. Or make s'mores, hmm.....

Not that I'd ever do it since the end result would me be sent to jail, or a nut house.

 

[Biodeamon]

murder and other things which would probably get the fuzz called on me.

My friends don`t let me handle sharp objects, mostly cause they think i`m incompetent...if only they knew....

 

[Rewdalf]

There are two or three kids I'd really like to just punch in the face as hard as I can.
They constantly ask for it too.
You all know what it's like to have annoying children around you, yes?
Well these kids aren't just annoying, they're annoying on purpose and think it's funny to piss off upperclassmen. Too bad I go to a good school, because if I didn't I wouldn't hesitate to kick their asses...
I've gotton close too. Almost been pushed over the edge, especially when I'm in the computer lab working on an essay and they just sit around either asking questions or fucking with my computer.
Come to think of it, I did tackle one of them once when he thought it would be funny to unplug my computer while I was working on something.
Little bastard ran down the hallway, right past the principals office, and that's where he hit the ground.
Left me alone for a good two months after that, and the principal was nowhere in sight.
Anyway, what were we talking about?

 

[The Hero Killer]

Grab the boob of a random passing girl, jump infront of a speeding car, test how hard I have to push an object before it impales my body. Yes I'm a sick bastard I know.

 

[Qtoy]

Break stuff. Especially glass. Especially glass bottles containing alcoholic beverages. Especially when said bottle will impact someone's head where there would be no real repercussions.
Also, crashing a car and blowing stuff up. I used to imagine brutally murdering people I didn't like, but that was before I set my mind from Extremist to Moderate.

 

[JasonKaotic]

I keep getting urges to break/ruin things in odd ways. Like, if I'm holding my phone and I'm in the bathroom, I'll have an urge to drop it in the toilet. If I'm holding something and I'm on a bridge I'll have an urge to throw it over the side.
I'm just normal like that.

*hides in the corner*

 

[Rewdalf]

Kill myself.

Sorry, bringing the angst.

I've had that urge.
Nothing angsty about it.
You know, not in a "I'm fed up with life" way.
More of a "what the fuck happens after your heart stops beating?"
Intrigue.
Well, 'till that day comes I won't know.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Cutting myself...AGAIN...

 

[Free Thinker]

There's a few people who need a fist in the face and a few good kicks in the ribs as follow-up.
There's a lot of a hatred bottled up in me. It calls for freedom. One day. One day...

 

[Faux Furry]

The crazy urge that I'll never follow up on?

I don't know. Maybe an urge to uphold the Status Quo? Creepy, I know.Never you fear, that's not going to happen unless I sustain severe head trauma or something to that effect.

 

[starkiller212]

doing homework.

 

[Ladette]

Whenever I see a cute(cute not hot) girl I get the urge to put her in a bear hug and nuzzle her face. The urge is so strong around asian girls that I need to conciously stop myself from doing it.

I get the same urges around small animals too.

 

[Fawcks]

Humping something I shouldn't be humping.

 

[FalloutJack]

I'd like to do something painful and viceral to someone who deserves it. Thing is, I haven't really been given the opportunity lately. I require a moron and people have been rather decent as of late.

 

[Enkidu88]

I always wanted into a good old fashioned bar room brawl. Broken bottles, smashing chairs, and the like.

In all likely hood I'd get myself killed if it actually happened, but I still have the thought.

I also want to conquer the world...but I totally intend on following up on that.

 

[staika]

I've always wanted to scream something inappropriate to a small child for no reason. Also if I ever saw Justin Bieber IRL I would love to scream a lot of things at him (probably because I'm still aggravated about the red button I just had to push) but I could never actually do it because I don't like to do things that would make me look like a psycho.

 

[deshorty]

Beating the crap out of my brother. He treats me like shit normally, like absolutely nothing when things are bad, and like a cat when things are good. But I just can't do it.

 

[Smiles]

fricken eh, theres a few but can't remember them atm, they are all impulse things... and usually I can resist, like, "omg that is awesome must buy must buymustbuymustbuymustbuy NO!"

 

[F-I-D-O]

Punch annoying people in the face
Dive out of a speeding car
Go crazy in a public place (by crazy, I mean just running around screaming, not murder)
Create an overly elaborate costume (ex: a full body suit with extended appendages for an Alien costume, which I would fit inside, while managing to climb on walls, control the tail, move the mini-mouth, and have the hands on extended arms be able to move properly)
Do an elaborate prank (such as that French guy who does the real life mario kart vids)
E/mail an idol asking for an autograph
Create elaborate explosions
I also imagine escape routes in places when I'm bored, just in case a zombie apocalypse VERY suddenly occurs.

Sometimes I get the urge to grab a bow and arrow and just go around shooting people with it on horseback. Odds are the majority of the people I hit would be douchebags and it would be the best news story anyone ever heard ever.

I remember hearing about a town in Ireland/Scotland (can't remember) that had a law that it was legal to kill someone after midnight with a longbow.
Incidentally, I found a new insane urge.

According to my captcha, the answer to evolution is hiewea
The more you know