I find myself fighting the urge to scream quite often. I mean just going out to an open space and screaming at the top of my lungs until I couldn't do it anymore.
Insane urges you'll never follow up on
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Shave using an old-school barber razer (probably will never do)
Yell at customers at work (supermarket) for asking for paper-in-plastic, then telling me to pack lightly.
Jump up on stage during a concert and attempt to sing with the band.
Punch everyone at an anti-gay rally in the face.
Punch everyone at Fox News in the face.
Publicly burn all of a store's copies of National Enquirer and Globe Magazines.
Lean on the car horn when going behind someone really slow and not letting go until they pull over.
Everything in The Offspring's song "Bad Habit"
Yell at customers at work (supermarket) for asking for paper-in-plastic, then telling me to pack lightly.
Jump up on stage during a concert and attempt to sing with the band.
Punch everyone at an anti-gay rally in the face.
Punch everyone at Fox News in the face.
Publicly burn all of a store's copies of National Enquirer and Globe Magazines.
Lean on the car horn when going behind someone really slow and not letting go until they pull over.
Everything in The Offspring's song "Bad Habit"
Whenever I see someone sitting or standing next to a table where it would be feasable, I often have the urge to walk up, grab their head, and smash it off the table. Hard. Then walk away.
That or start laughing hysterically at the sheer ludicrous nature of modern human life.
Or dance on a table.
Or set someone on fire.
You know....fun.
That or start laughing hysterically at the sheer ludicrous nature of modern human life.
Or dance on a table.
Or set someone on fire.
You know....fun.
Jumping in front of a car on a busy street just far ahead enough that it can swerve out of the way, just to see what happens and laugh.
Generally just random urges to cause chaos and see how people react, almost like a psychological experiment. You know, scream out the most vulgar obscenities I can think of during quiet standardized testing or something. To a degree I figure some kinds of insanity are people who are willing to go that far.
Generally just random urges to cause chaos and see how people react, almost like a psychological experiment. You know, scream out the most vulgar obscenities I can think of during quiet standardized testing or something. To a degree I figure some kinds of insanity are people who are willing to go that far.
Oh, I forgot about my desire to learn how to enter games and movies and so I can either either murder, yell at, or slap certain specific characters!
Ex: In Game of Thrones, I would murder Caetlyn's crazy sister and Joffrey, yell at Caetlyn, and slap Sansa.
Ex: In Game of Thrones, I would murder Caetlyn's crazy sister and Joffrey, yell at Caetlyn, and slap Sansa.
You made me laugh irl.otakon17 said:
OT: I've had soo many urges that I had to stop myself. They include randomly hugging or making out with girls I don't know, jumping off buildings just for the fun of it, stabbing myself to see what it feels like, jumping out of a moving car, etc.
I find that some toddlers look entirely too much like a football. That is to say, I find I have to resist the urge to punt toddlers because of the way some of them look.
There's this giant locker at the college I go to. No one owns it, there's no lock, I could just walk in and out. Hell, I've been in there once or twice, it's quite roomy. But I've always wanted to hide in there, wearing my top hat and cane and just jump out into a random vaudevillian song and dance, and then just jump back in, leaving the people around utterly confused. Of course, many MANY things could go wrong, so I always just sit back and wish I could just gain the courage and do it.
I've always had urges to:
-Overload the power supply of a computer and watch it go up in flames.
-Use explosives in a controlled environment, have some fun blowing shit up. No need to harm anyone after all.
-Let myself go, lean forward and fall face first. Still find this fascinating for some reason.
-Spontaneously jump into song and do a jig while singing Pinkie's No Fear song.
Urge I have acted on:
-I had an urge to construct a spear, MacGyver style. I used a dab of glue, some sky blue decoration rope, a tomato stick, a paper clip, and a plastic knife. Decided to make two in a day, and tested it out on an apple laid on the ground and paced myself 5 meters from the fruit and threw it into the flesh.
First attempt and the spear was embedded in the fruit. I was amazed at how well effective the spear functioned, although rudimentary it was my spear and I made it myself.
Very satisfying day that was, and I'll never forget it!
-Overload the power supply of a computer and watch it go up in flames.
-Use explosives in a controlled environment, have some fun blowing shit up. No need to harm anyone after all.
-Let myself go, lean forward and fall face first. Still find this fascinating for some reason.
-Spontaneously jump into song and do a jig while singing Pinkie's No Fear song.
Urge I have acted on:
-I had an urge to construct a spear, MacGyver style. I used a dab of glue, some sky blue decoration rope, a tomato stick, a paper clip, and a plastic knife. Decided to make two in a day, and tested it out on an apple laid on the ground and paced myself 5 meters from the fruit and threw it into the flesh.
First attempt and the spear was embedded in the fruit. I was amazed at how well effective the spear functioned, although rudimentary it was my spear and I made it myself.
Very satisfying day that was, and I'll never forget it!
A lot of times when I see a closed door I get the biggest urge to kick it in. Just haul off and smash the hell out of it!
Nothing special.
Also I get this weird Urge to just rage. Usually in a mall or something. Just go nuts and start throwing stuff and run through the place howling. THAT would be an epic news story come to think of it.
Nothing special.
Also I get this weird Urge to just rage. Usually in a mall or something. Just go nuts and start throwing stuff and run through the place howling. THAT would be an epic news story come to think of it.
Swerve into cyclists on the road, then act like it was an accident just to get away with it. They piss me off.
Similarly, cause a car accident out of principle if I'm in the right. For example, not letting people merge lanes when they only changed lanes because they were being impatient and for some reason just HAD to get 2 cars in front.
Similarly, cause a car accident out of principle if I'm in the right. For example, not letting people merge lanes when they only changed lanes because they were being impatient and for some reason just HAD to get 2 cars in front.
Wow. Awesome thread, it's kinda disturbing and comforting at the same time, if you know what I mean. Internet anonymity reveals some fantastic things.
Apart from the normal violence to inanimate objects, which I actually have acted upon and don't count (throwing an office chair against a wall until it breaks to pieces etc.), the only real impulse I have on a daily basis is to drift around every single corner I approach. And since I actually do that on 0.05% of the corners IRL, I tend to only imagine doing so (especially freeway on/off ramps and cloverleaves)
Apart from the normal violence to inanimate objects, which I actually have acted upon and don't count (throwing an office chair against a wall until it breaks to pieces etc.), the only real impulse I have on a daily basis is to drift around every single corner I approach. And since I actually do that on 0.05% of the corners IRL, I tend to only imagine doing so (especially freeway on/off ramps and cloverleaves)