*insert over dramatic title here*

[Pimppeter2]

This is the third time I've done this since joining the Escapist.

So... I'm back. And I need to get back on the review horse and reestablish myself here.
Pimpin Reviews 2.0! So I need a new banner!

Old one:

Free reign on the designer on what to do with this project. Just spiffy it up in a very pimpin way.

Though, I'd like the color scheme, so keep it red (or maybe a darker red) and think NEW, SLEEK, AND ABOVE ALL SEXY when you're making it.

As usual, whoever makes it will be thanked at the start of every single review.


Thank you
Pimpy

EDIT: And feel free to offer any suggestions for future reviews. Anything and everything.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

*Gasps*

You're baaaack!

*hug*

Well, I can try, but I can guarantee it won't be extraordinary. I'd barely manage Ordinary.

Calumon: Yay, yay, Peter, yay!

 

[Irridium]

Yay! Your back! My day just got better

Can't do much to the banner except draw a penis on it in paint, so can't help you there I'm afraid. Unless you want me to draw a penis on it, because if so I'm your man.

I also suggest you review games from the last generation. Because why not.

EDIT: I did it anyway. Only I didn't add a penis. Because I'm nice.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Pimpy! I have no banner talent, but wtf-I thought you requested a ban? You've got more lives than Freddy Krueger!

*hug*

Anyway, welcome back and Merry Christmas!

Yeah, I missed the site too much. I had to return.

And thank you

*bro-hug*

Merry Xmas to you too

*Gasps*

You're baaaack!

*hug*

Well, I can try, but I can guarantee it won't be extraordinary. I'd barely manage Ordinary.

Calumon: Yay, yay, Peter, yay!

Anything is welcome. And that you for your warm welcome.

Yay! Your back! My day just got better

Can't do much to the banner except draw a penis on it in paint, so can't help you there I'm afraid. Unless you want me to draw a penis on it, because if so I'm your man.

I also suggest you review games from the last generation. Because why not.

Thanks

And I have a review from last gen lined up. Its a good one.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Now this... this.. this.. IS ART!

 

[Souplex]

This thread title makes it sound like you're recruiting for a cult.

 

[Pimppeter2]

This thread title makes it sound like you're recruiting for a cult.

Its supposed to be ominous and mysterious, to draw in people to help me. Worked last two times.

Maybe they're on to me.I need an equally intriguing new title.

 

[Irridium]

Thanks

And I have a review from last gen lined up. Its a good one.

Awesome.

Also, I added a mustache to the dude. I feel its a great improvement.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Now this... this.. this.. IS ART!

Im 19 years old and what is this

Seriously though I would totally help you in your plight, were my computer workin.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Seriously though I would totally help you in your plight, were my computer workin.

Thanks anyways.

 

[moretimethansense]

Didn't you get banned?
Ah well, sorry I can't help you with your banner woes, but I do have a review request.

An odd little game from Ice-Pick Lodge - The Void
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Void_(video_game)
I personally love this game but so few know about it, somebody needs to get the word out.

It would increase your cred with the games are art types.

 

[Jedamethis]

Suggestions? Review a table!
Because.

I'd help with the banner if I could, but I can barely draw cocks on things in Paint...

 

[Neonbob]

Welcome back, Pimpy!
I'd like to see you review the next game you find at your local game place for less than ten bucks. It could be an adventure! XD

 

[GeorgW]

Welcome back! I joined the site after you left, but I've seen you around some old threads and you seem like a nice guy.
How does a pole dancing stripper under a spotligt with red backdrop and big neon signs with "Pimpin' Reviews" sound?
Oh, and review Zork or Pong!

 

[Pimppeter2]

Welcome back! I joined the site after you left, but I've seen you around some old threads and you seem like a nice guy.
How does a pole dancing stripper under a spotligt with red backdrop and big neon signs with "Pimpin' Reviews" sound?
Oh, and review Zork or Pong!

Thanks

That sounds amazing! If you can give it a try, that would be great.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Didn't you get banned?
Ah well, sorry I can't help you with your banner woes, but I do have a review request.

An odd little game from Ice-Pick Lodge - The Void
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Void_(video_game)
I personally love this game but so few know about it, somebody needs to get the word out.

It would increase your cred with the games are art types.

He was banned, but that was his personal request to be banned, thus he was able to come back.

Anyway, welcome back, you probably don't recognize me, and all that.

 

[moretimethansense]

Didn't you get banned?
Ah well, sorry I can't help you with your banner woes, but I do have a review request.

An odd little game from Ice-Pick Lodge - The Void
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Void_(video_game)
I personally love this game but so few know about it, somebody needs to get the word out.

It would increase your cred with the games are art types.

He was banned, but that was his personal request to be banned, thus he was able to come back.

Anyway, welcome back, you probably don't recognize me, and all that.

Fair enough but why would anyone want to do that?
If he was sick of the site, why not just stop coming?

 

[Anarchemitis]

Pimpin' Reviews II: This Time, It's Different

 

[[.redacted]]

Pimpin' Reviews II: This Time, It's Different

Is it no longer pimpin'? =O

 

[Nouw]

Pimpin' Reviews Returns. Perhaps temporary for a few reviews? Then you can change it to
Pimpin' n' Bitchin Reviews. Perhaps a picture of that guy saying "Disregard Women, Acquire Currency"

Yes I copied Batman :P, good to see you back.