(insert previous poster's username) was killed/slain by _____________

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Ultradeth was put down by Ronald McDonald.

 

[UltraDeth]

Drake the Dragonheart was hammered by Crimson Fist wine

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Ultradeth was slain by a stiff wind.

 

[UltraDeth]

Drake was whipped by lanky arms

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Ultradeth was beaten to death with the dildo saber from saints row.

 

[UltraDeth]

Drake was one-shot by a super soaker

 

[UltraDeth]

BuildLegos was consumed by a hungry cheerleader

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by Mini Cooper.

 

[UltraDeth]

barbas was busted by a big brawny Bernard

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by the cook's toucan.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was roundhoused by the finest horse in the stable

 

[Barbas]

BuildsLegos was slain by an exploding gun turret.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was catapulted over terrain by a big swinging pendulum

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by an amusing .gif - specifically, this one:

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was repossessed by the damned

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by furious kegels.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was spelunked by a 2x4

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by carpooling.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was fried like an egg by Harlem's grooviest

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by a pyramid of explosive barrels.