Inside jokes

[Ultrasnail]

first i'd like to say i did search and found nothing so i assume that this type of thread hasnt been done before or i cant find it.

every one has a bunch of silly little inside jokes with there friends and i think it would be good to share them... and explain them if you want.

okay one of mine with my friends is saying that there is no cheerios and hence no god. this all started in an english lesson where i was just going on about how there is no god and they were all saying prove it. so i stand up and shout out "god if you exist semd a bowl of cherios." no cheerios apeared so now when any one any where mentions god all my friends and i just look at each other and say no cheerios and laugh like idiots.

another joke with my friends is that i nick name practicly every girl i meet with the name britich lady (i suck with names) so now in a conversation me and my buddys may mentioned 6 different britsh ladys and any one just standing there is thinking "what the heck?" it also funny because none of these girls know they share nicknames so if one of them shows up it is really awkward but then we laugh and its cool.

please share some of yours now.

 

[BaronXS]

When I was at a trip to Wonderland with some friends, one of them got some Gobstoppers and was sharing them with everybody. When another one of my friends took about 8 of them at once, my friend turned to me and said "He ate all my Gobstoppers." But to me, it sounded like "He analed my Gobstoppers." Never let her forget that.

 

[Hazy]

With my friends, when you fail epically, we all imitate a Suicide, and somebody proclaims "M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL."

And "Suck Johnson!" became one of ours ever since I was yelling to a friend of mine, Cody Johnson, while running, and thats really all that came out. It was supposed to be "You Suck, Johnson!" since he always got notoriously bad times on the mile.

 

[Hazy]

I know this is one of the more well known ones, but "Maxi" is the sex name I gave to MaxTheReaper. He hates it, but it's really fun calling him it. And I love how it caught on too!

Oh god! I used that too!
I had no idea what it meant, either. I just thought it was a nickname.

 

[Hazy]

I know this is one of the more well known ones, but "Maxi" is the sex name I gave to MaxTheReaper. He hates it, but it's really fun calling him it. And I love how it caught on too!

Oh god! I used that too!
I had no idea what it meant, either. I just thought it was a nickname.

Yeah, it was in a discussion and I just said it because I thought it was a cute pet name for him. And it's the name of the one Soulcalibur Character.

The more you know!

Indeed.

The more you know..

 

[AroLombardi]

Me and my dad have a thing where if either of us get distracted when we're talking, the other says "ooh look a kitty." That's from me showing him a picture that saud "I don't have a short attention span, I just- Ooh look a kitty." He loved that.

Also I have another thing. Whenever someone asks me want I want for breakfast I say "Bancakes and pacon". That goes back to when I was playing Halo 3 with my mates, and my dad asked what we want for brakfast. And when I play I game, I really focus on that and can screw up what I say, and right when I was answering I was killing somebody so my mind was racing, and because of that I screwed up saying Pancakes and bacon so....yeah....

 

[BaronXS]

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Indeed.

The more you know..

Holy crap, huge flashbacks here...

 

[Hazy]

I know this is one of the more well known ones, but "Maxi" is the sex name I gave to MaxTheReaper. He hates it, but it's really fun calling him it. And I love how it caught on too!

Oh god! I used that too!
I had no idea what it meant, either. I just thought it was a nickname.

Yeah, it was in a discussion and I just said it because I thought it was a cute pet name for him. And it's the name of the one Soulcalibur Character.

The more you know!

Indeed.
The more you know..

Why was your image not working!

Fixed. I guess Bill Cosby just destroyed the link with his 1337 skillz.

 

[K-bohls]

I play Sousaphone for my high school and there was this one kid Brandon he is nice just kinda a weird kid so whenever something goes wrong (which happens often) we always say, "Its Brandon's fault" I'm not sure how it started but it has stuck.

Also with a different group of friends when ever something bad happens we shout "Damn you blue tooth!" while shaking our fist. This is because once we were on a canoe trip in Canada and got so board we just made 0 sense so that's how that originated.

 

[Labyrinth]

Virgil [http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2510/3701107283_a28326b061_b.jpg] that. To really pull of inside jokes you need pancake. [http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2664/3684633447_dbc443c083_b.jpg] Lots and lots of pancake. Possibly some Vegan Halo [] fans too. Why don't you ask [http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2550/3671413667_e5bf3a9128_b.jpg] a comedian about all the hate on them some time? This girl I really like but has no interest in me would appreciate that. Tragic that the friend zone [http://www.bigskygypsy.com/Images/fell%20pony%20stallion.jpg] might get between most people in our Bastion [http://fashionista.com/my-little-pony-beverage-napkin2.png] and their nearest funnyman.

 

[Generator]

My friend once called me a "lucky goose" when I had a new Zelda game he wanted (instead of lucky duck), and that's his new nickname.

 

[Hazy]

I know this is one of the more well known ones, but "Maxi" is the sex name I gave to MaxTheReaper. He hates it, but it's really fun calling him it. And I love how it caught on too!

Oh god! I used that too!
I had no idea what it meant, either. I just thought it was a nickname.

Yeah, it was in a discussion and I just said it because I thought it was a cute pet name for him. And it's the name of the one Soulcalibur Character.

The more you know!

Indeed.
The more you know..

Why was your image not working!

Fixed. I guess Bill Cosby just destroyed the link with his 1337 skillz.

I just had several sensual feelings come to me.

*Backs out Slowly*

 

[Insanum]

"Do you wish to riiiiiiiiide me?"

Thats what happens when your watching the golden compass with 5 of your mates, Picking out innuendos in the film...If you dont know the line its said by the polar bears.

Or "its locked" in a blood elf accent...

 

[Hazy]

*Backs out Slowly*

Did I say several? I meant many.

*Sprints*

 

[Grayjack]

Me and my friends say "That's what she said." It's from The Office, and a Machinima we made.