Insult me in the most creative way possible

[Headsprouter]

The only fusion Topaz has made is the fusion of his own head to his ass!

 

[Neuromancer]

Dango, if you were any less intelligent, I'd have to water you twice a week.

 

[crazy_coug99]

Neuromancer, you're slower than molasses flowing up hill in January ... with crutches.

 

[kailus13]

kailus is so dull he insults people online for fun.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Everytime kailus smiles, kittens die.

 

[Epicspoon]

If I were a dog and Kailus was a flower I'd lift up my leg and give him a shower.

 

[kailus13]

kailus is so stupid it takes him and hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes

 

[Neuromancer]

History will judge me harshly for not having killed Kailus.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Neuromancy fails to live up to his username. I find him neither particularly neurotic or romantic. I'm thoroughly disappointed.

 

[Teoes]

OmniscientOstrich is a dingleberry, plain and simple.

 

[kailus13]

kailus is so fat, he bleeds cake mix.

 

[Fijiman]

If Kailus were a robot he would would be the equivalent of a bunch of rusted tin cans held together with string.

 

[Darius-X]

Kailus is so stupid, he would have to look up every word I'd put in my creative insult.

 

[Fijiman]

The next three people to post in this thread are so ugly that they make this look beautiful in comparison.

Spoiler

 

[kailus13]

kailus is so fat that when he fell in love, he broke it.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Kailus is so dumb that he don't know Obama. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBE4sifgY4Y]

 

[kailus13]

kailus is a whimpering quim.

 

[Teoes]

Kailus13 is somehow even worse than the previous 12..

 

[JasonKaotic]

Kailus is so old, he lactates cheese.

[sub][sub][sub]Ow.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Fijiman]

JasonKaotic is quimbeddeled, terry cockeled, sink brain.