Insult me in the most creative way possible

[UltraDeth]

You can shove yourself up your ass!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

If idiocy was illegal, you would be serving 10 life sentences!

 

[UltraDeth]

You are mental diarrhea.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Spoiler: This is you

 

[UltraDeth]

You don't deserve a decent job, you shite artist!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

you couldn't poor water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

 

[Fijiman]

You're a weasel snorting, smoke humping, tart bummed, monkey.

 

[Dr.Susse]

You are a constant welcome face in the forum
Over the last few years you've always been positive
Usually found in the forum games
So
Maybe
Everyone should take a leaf out of your book
Let the forum be Fiji
Let the forum be men!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You seem to have mistaken insult the previous poster for compliment the previous poster.

 

[Dr.Susse]

You missed my witty acrostic barbs.

 

[thesixtwave]

Your head could be used to deflect a laser blast

 

[dscross]

You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I've heard embryos come up with better insults.