Insult Sword Fighting Game

[ThatJagoGuy]

Okay, I found an old thread on this Monkey Island awesomeness... but it was pretty poor.

INSTRUCTIONS:
Reply to the previous poster's insult/brag with a relevant rhyme, then post your own insult/brag.

I'll start it going so people know how it goes...

"When you are slain, I shall take your wife"

 

[ThatJagoGuy]

Just take her now - you'd improve my life

Your body odour brings tears to my eyes.

 

[Bibliomancer]

That's nothing but foul lies!

I will leave you cold and dead.

 

[ThatJagoGuy]

If you believe that, you're wrong in the head!

I float like a butterfly and sting like a bee.

 

[terribleyetfun]

yes and both can be squashed.

I shall destroy you like I tear a piece of paper.

 

[world_of_dragons]

[Sarcasm]Wooooooow you must be pretty strong to rip a piece of paper![/Sarcasm]
*Note: I know the above ^ won't work but I think you get the point.

You know, I'd say I'll beat your ass so bad you own mother won't recognize you, but you're already ugly enough, so there

 

[ThatJagoGuy]

You're already so ugly, your mother already disowned you... so there!
[also, keep your taunts concise ]

I'll leave you bloodier than an under-cooked steak.

 

[ajb924]

All bark and no bite, stupid fake.

When im done with you not even hell will want your beat up soul.

 

[gregitaly]

Your wit is so dumb, so drab and so dull.
Where did you go wrong, cause your mom's quite the catch.

 

[ajb924]

Thats an insult on you, shes a fat wench

When im done with you there will be nothing left but dust.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Ah but there'll be nothing left of you as such.

To speak your name is poison to my lips.

 

[ThatJagoGuy]

By name and by nature, I'm deadly like Bloods and Crips.

I've killed more people than the plague itself!

 

[ajb924]

Youre bout as fearsome as a christmas elf!

Im going to tear out your heart and eat it like an apple!

 

[MasterSqueak]

I have no heart, for I am a satchel. (Er, best I could come up with.)

Your world will burn, until its surface is but glass.

 

[ajb924]

If thats what you think then bite my shiny metal ass! (Im watchin futurama)

I will shoot you with a lazer so powerful it will turn you into a puddle

 

[Scunner]

I have the reflexes of a steel-trap, so you'll get nothing but trouble.

You have poor personal hygiene ... and something about your mother.

 

[WolfMage]

You are a fool, and your face is another.
(I hate you for giving me that tripe. >:3)

Prepare for trouble!
(You said concise.)

 

[Woem]

Your body moves like a bag of rubble.

Your generosity is only exceeded by your personal beauty.

 

[seamusotorain]

So I'm sad to say, I must kick your booty.

My sword is sharp, wicked and keen...

 

[ThatJagoGuy]

Yet your wits are the bluntest and dullest I've seen!

I'll riddle you with holes - like an old gym sock!