Insult Swordfighting

Singularly Datarific · Apr 4, 2009

One person makes a stupid insult, the next makes a reply then another insult/

I'll start with an old classic:
"You fight like a dairy farmer!"

Crowghast · Apr 4, 2009

Ah! What a coincidence! As you fight like a reeling drunk cow!

experiment0789 · Apr 5, 2009

Crowghast said:
Ah! What a coincidence! As you fight like a reeling drunk cow!

"I know you are but what am I"
(another old classic)

or

"your mom"!
(I think this is the most stupid of stupid insult)

prinxess · Apr 5, 2009

Your moms face!

Mookie_Magnus · Apr 5, 2009

You call that a parry? My daughter parries better than you do, and she's 4.

MrShadowzs · Apr 5, 2009

my grandma has better insultes and she's DEAD

P1p3s · Apr 5, 2009

oh yeah! Well death would be more intersting than you!

MrShadowzs · Apr 5, 2009

really dont get that but ok

hannah montanna would even say you suck (i know bad)

Bertruam · Apr 5, 2009

You listen to Hannah Montana? You just insulted yourself worse than I could have insulted you.