Insult Theatre

[Escapefromwhatever]

The point of this thread is to post a creative insult about the user above you. Bonus points if it is especially relevent to/knowledgable of that specific user. An easy way to do this is simply to respond to the insult posted above you. Since I don't have anybody to insult, I'll just post an insult for the person below me.

I don't know who you are, but I have irrational hatred for you! Even emos think your uncool, and they don't have any emotions other than the emotion that is emo! God, why do you exist? Stop existing!

 

[stormcaller]

You made a thread about insults because you like being insulted, you sick freak! (Yeah I know, also this may get out of hand rather quickly so in before the lock)

 

[Berethond]

YYOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are filled with pointless vitriolic hatred!
It is the path to evil, you have no point in life, you are consumed by you BURNING HATRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[terribleyetfun]

your eyes look like blended baby guts with putrid strands of rotten liquorish.

 

[Incompl te]

Your 'gaming' jokes are the reason people hate gamers. ARE YOU HAPPY???

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Shut your mouth, you unoriginal fellow-Escapist-imitating presumptuous vile genital wart!

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

You are a mediocre swordsman, and you are very likely a homosexual, you pacifistic prick!

 

[terribleyetfun]

you retarded lizard scumbag you have the aiming of an epileptic three year-old.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Your imbecilic recitations of any trite adolescent puts a stone in my heart and kidneys. Such ridicule of my friend Mookie yonders my imagination to never regard you beyond the most degredational recognition, vile lump.

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

Your love for this "Mookie" person leaves you as a shriveled-up mess of a human being, oozing kindness while society squeezes your very essence from the pores of your soul. You will be used and disposed of, without delay or care.

 

[Shapsters]

Look at you! You're a pink ball, the only thing you can do well is suck and blow!

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

A Master Chief/Cat Hybrid. You're so disgusting even Kirby wouldn't eat you.

 

[Novania]

Dude you are stupid, what Kirby would not want to eat a Master Chief/Cat Hybrid you dumb fool?

 

[Incompl te]

God I can't even tell who or what you are! GO INSERT YOURSELF IN A COMPUTER SCARY USB MONSTER!

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

They have names for people like you in prison, they're usually referred to as "*****".

(If anybody understands this...have a medal, you've got my sense of humour) =)

 

[terribleyetfun]

well you white haired piss drinking hermit freak you sicken me your very presence make me want to vomit onto your face only that would be an improvement.

 

[stormcaller]

You look confused, or maybe retarded. I heard somewhere clones lose brain capacity quickly. (I really need to think these out more)

 

[teisjm]

You're pathetic enough to glue a fleshlight to your computers disc drive, and make a program that continously ejects the drive. grtz you just redefined cybersex

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

You came up with that idea. I think that's insulting enough.