Insultingly Easy Boss Fights And Controler Snaping Hard Boss Fights

maddawg IAJI

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I dont see how people think Ramm is hard. I beat on my first try (On Insane)You just hit him with a Toque bow and the kryll scatter for a few seconds then you take some cheap shots.
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easy:Atlas in Bioshock. I just used decoy and while he was busy i unloaded gernades into him.

Hard: Superscarab in Halo wars: He just seems impossible to beat unless you destroy the power cells.
 

Nexus424

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Internet Kraken said:
BigDragun987 said:
Internet Kraken said:
I downloaded that game once. It is incredibly frustrating. I stopped playing it once I got to Dracula because I couldn't stand his constant death apple spam.
Ugh I'm not even that far yet.
Did you beat the mechanic Birdo?

That boss had me screaming at the monitor.
I actually just got demolished by that thing. Going in for round two as we speak.
 

Credge

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Easy: Birdo from SMB2.

Hard: I honestly can't think of any. Any 'hard' bosses have been more of either a 'figure it out' sort of thing or a 'duh' sort of thing ~ neither of which have made them hard. The only one I can think of was the Vamp fight in MGS4. It took me about an hour of trying to kill him a hundred different ways before I remembered that I had the nanobot stuffs.

But nothing about that fight was 'hard'.
 

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Easy: Lucien, from Fable 2, you shot him fucking once and congrats game over, maybe with every boss from Resident Evil 5
Hard: Doom Dragon from Golden Sun 2 or not really a boss but those platforming levels from Super Mario Sunshine, it took me hours to get through one god damn level
 

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Anyone remember Fire Leo from Viewtiful Joe?

I'm a bit hazy on the details. I remember you had to dodge a flurry of high and low blows and catch yourself on fire with mach speed before you can start doing damage. You also have to do this about 6-7 times while avoiding his other attacks.

Frustrated me to no end.
 

Cylem

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That Octorok mid-boss in Ocarina of Time's Jabu Jabu's stomach killed me more times than I care to remember... ouch.

Most Zelda bosses in general are on the easy side, though. (I'm not totally hopeless! DX )
 

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DevilSaint44 said:
Im not sure if this topic has been done but who gives a shit ?
Easy : Bioshock/Fontaine - I defeated him just with a regular crossbow. Hes a pussy
Hard : Devil May Cry 3 (not special edition)Virgil/Last version - He made me so angry that I literally bit my hand (it really fuckin' hurts)
Who's yours ???
Certainly not me.

I agree on Fontaine, he should have about double the number of hitpoints in my opinion. All the FFX bosses from sin onward as well. I had actually gone around and done things like monster arena and collecting some of the ultimate weapons so I could practically one shot them all.

Both of the DMC 3 weapon bosses I've fought so far were ridiculous. The Many from SS2 is up there as well. The hardest boss fight was in Soulcalibur 2's Weapon Master mode. I was replaying it on the harder difficulty for unlocks and attempted the first fight against Hellfire 73 times before I finally won by the skin of my teeth on attempt 74.
 

SuperGoomba64

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BigDragun987 said:
Internet Kraken said:
BigDragun987 said:
Internet Kraken said:
I downloaded that game once. It is incredibly frustrating. I stopped playing it once I got to Dracula because I couldn't stand his constant death apple spam.
Ugh I'm not even that far yet.
Did you beat the mechanic Birdo?

That boss had me screaming at the monitor.
I actually just got demolished by that thing. Going in for round two as we speak.
Oh man, I've been playing that hellspawn game, too.

Right now I'm stuck on Kraidgief, the part of the fight when he launches platforms...I really don't understand how I can't beat it. I know the pattern, but whenever I feel that I'm getting close, some horrid accident happens and my poor little man explodes...ugh, now just typing this makes me want to attempt it again, off I go...

Anyone who beats this game deserves a medal of some sort...and money...and therapy...
 

Amsay

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Easy:
Sejanus and Ares in Spartan: Total Warrior. At the checkpoint just before Sejanus I literally had a centimetre of health left and no health shrines. It took a few tries but I still killed him =D And for an end boss Ares is just pathetic.

Hard:
The German sniper on COD:WAW on veteran.
 

Nexus424

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SuperGoomba64 said:
BigDragun987 said:
Internet Kraken said:
BigDragun987 said:
Internet Kraken said:
I downloaded that game once. It is incredibly frustrating. I stopped playing it once I got to Dracula because I couldn't stand his constant death apple spam.
Ugh I'm not even that far yet.
Did you beat the mechanic Birdo?

That boss had me screaming at the monitor.
I actually just got demolished by that thing. Going in for round two as we speak.
Oh man, I've been playing that hellspawn game, too.

Right now I'm stuck on Kraidgief, the part of the fight when he launches platforms...I really don't understand how I can't beat it. I know the pattern, but whenever I feel that I'm getting close, some horrid accident happens and my poor little man explodes...ugh, now just typing this makes me want to attempt it again, off I go...

Anyone who beats this game deserves a medal of some sort...and money...and therapy...
And I intend to be one of those people. No matter how long it takes. (Cue heroic music)
 

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Spoiler Alert

Easy(I'll assume early game bosses don't count):
Saren(Mass Effect) Can be skipped.
343 Guilty Spark(Halo 3) Only way to lose is fall off the edge.
Lambent Brumack(Gears 2) Not even possible too die.
Lucien(Fable 2) He redefinded the meaning of one-shot kill.
Yevon(FFX) Never can die.
Zelda Bosses(Zelda series) They may not be hard, but at least the gameplay itself is original enough on each boss to make it exciting,
Atlas/Fontain(BioShock-Hard) What can I say?

Hard:
Yeager(Tales of Vesperia) Normally he is no harder then other bosses around his level, but that achievement was a royal pain to get.
RAMM(Gears-Insane) I swear that cement block glitch is the only way to beat him.
Lou(GH3-Expert) The only factor is if your lucky enough to get the first whammy attack, or if your unlucky enough to get lefty or double notes against you.
Krouser 2(RE4-Professional) After countless attempts, I finally bought a fricken RPG, took the easy route, and blew him up.
 

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Easy: original fable. Multishot=win, under 30 seconds :p
Hard: Final boss from Crysis warhead on hardest, the little bastered aliens sneak up on me while i'm shooting the big guy!
 

SuperGoomba64

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BigDragun987 said:
SuperGoomba64 said:
BigDragun987 said:
Internet Kraken said:
BigDragun987 said:
Internet Kraken said:
I downloaded that game once. It is incredibly frustrating. I stopped playing it once I got to Dracula because I couldn't stand his constant death apple spam.
Ugh I'm not even that far yet.
Did you beat the mechanic Birdo?

That boss had me screaming at the monitor.
I actually just got demolished by that thing. Going in for round two as we speak.
Oh man, I've been playing that hellspawn game, too.

Right now I'm stuck on Kraidgief, the part of the fight when he launches platforms...I really don't understand how I can't beat it. I know the pattern, but whenever I feel that I'm getting close, some horrid accident happens and my poor little man explodes...ugh, now just typing this makes me want to attempt it again, off I go...

Anyone who beats this game deserves a medal of some sort...and money...and therapy...
And I intend to be one of those people. No matter how long it takes. (Cue heroic music)
Yeah, I'm pretty persistent, and I'll make sure I become "The Guy" no matter what that mind-screwing game throws my way! Heh, that would make an interesting Escapist badge idea.
 

Laserface Jones

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Easiest boss? Tom Morello in Guitar Hero 3. :3

Hardest? Any boss in MGS2 on Extreme. I broke my controller by BITING it so hard the screw came out the other side after my 100th or so loss on Fatman.

seriously

worst thing ever