interesting quotes
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'Someone out there is carring the bullet for you. Trick is, to die before it finds you.'
Malcom Reynolds
'I aim to misbehave'
Malcom Reynolds
'Ladies and Gentleman, this is your captain speaking, we may expeience some slight turbulence and then.. explode.'
Malcom Reynolds
'Know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later.'
Zoe Washbourne
'I reject your reality and sunstitute my own!'
Adam Savage
'Don't get cocky, kid.'
Han Solo
'See that man hangin' outta that spaceship with the really big gun. This here is a bit out of our way and he didn't really wanna come, so he's lookin' to kill some folk, so it's his wrath y'all should be fearing'
'But this girl is a witch'
'Yeah, but she's our witch *racks shotgun* so cut her the hell down'
Malcom Reynolds, whilst adressing god-fearing villagers.
Hell, pretty much anything from sernity or Firefly.
Oh, heres a funny one:
' But I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers for a full year taint run on batteries!'
Kaywinnet Lee Fry
'God, I .. can't know that!'
Malcom Reynolds
And finally
'I don't care what you belive. Just.. Belive'
Shepard Book
Malcom Reynolds
'I aim to misbehave'
Malcom Reynolds
'Ladies and Gentleman, this is your captain speaking, we may expeience some slight turbulence and then.. explode.'
Malcom Reynolds
'Know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later.'
Zoe Washbourne
'I reject your reality and sunstitute my own!'
Adam Savage
'Don't get cocky, kid.'
Han Solo
'See that man hangin' outta that spaceship with the really big gun. This here is a bit out of our way and he didn't really wanna come, so he's lookin' to kill some folk, so it's his wrath y'all should be fearing'
'But this girl is a witch'
'Yeah, but she's our witch *racks shotgun* so cut her the hell down'
Malcom Reynolds, whilst adressing god-fearing villagers.
Hell, pretty much anything from sernity or Firefly.
Oh, heres a funny one:
' But I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers for a full year taint run on batteries!'
Kaywinnet Lee Fry
'God, I .. can't know that!'
Malcom Reynolds
And finally
'I don't care what you belive. Just.. Belive'
Shepard Book
Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
Admiration, n.: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
Admiration, n.: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
another good one
"question people, especially religious people, because they usually have no idea what they are talking about." The youth pastor at the church I went to.
"question people, especially religious people, because they usually have no idea what they are talking about." The youth pastor at the church I went to.
Not sure who it's they're by but
"I don't care, if it doesn't rhyme, it's not poetry."
"If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving isn't for you."
and
"Salad.It's what food eats."
"I don't care, if it doesn't rhyme, it's not poetry."
"If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving isn't for you."
and
"Salad.It's what food eats."
From 'Watchmen':
Big Figure's Henchman Larry: [reaching into the bars of Rorschach's Prison Cell] You lousy little bastard! I'll tear your goddamned heart out! You're dead, you unnerstand? Dead! We got a jail full of guys out here who hate your guts. What in hell do you got?
Rorschach: [grabbing his arms] Your hands. My perspective.
Big Figure's Henchman Larry: [reaching into the bars of Rorschach's Prison Cell] You lousy little bastard! I'll tear your goddamned heart out! You're dead, you unnerstand? Dead! We got a jail full of guys out here who hate your guts. What in hell do you got?
Rorschach: [grabbing his arms] Your hands. My perspective.
"Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught." Sir Winston Churchill
"Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity." Karl Marx
"Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included." Karl Marx
"Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity." Karl Marx
"Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included." Karl Marx
Last time I enlightened this thread with some Sandman quotes. I reckon I shall do so again. One that Xkcd also quoted btw.
"Everyone has a secret world inside of them.
I mean all of them.
All of the people in the world.
No matter how dull and boring on the outside.
Inside of them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds.
Not just one world, hundreds, thousands maybe."
Neil Gaiman, I salute you.
Back at you BladesofReason (Go Dark Angels! I've got a Ravenwing btw):
"Give me a thousand men crazy enough to want to conquer hell and I shall do it!"
I believe it was Col. Shaeffer but maybe not.
"Everyone has a secret world inside of them.
I mean all of them.
All of the people in the world.
No matter how dull and boring on the outside.
Inside of them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds.
Not just one world, hundreds, thousands maybe."
Neil Gaiman, I salute you.
Back at you BladesofReason (Go Dark Angels! I've got a Ravenwing btw):
"Give me a thousand men crazy enough to want to conquer hell and I shall do it!"
I believe it was Col. Shaeffer but maybe not.
"If we don't get out of here anytime soon Alex, I'm going to slap myself with these turkey breats" - Josh....my brother
"Aliiance gives the little kiddies a chance to be the heros they always wanted to be. Me being Horde gives me the chance the punch them in the face." My brother's WoW friend.
"Aliiance gives the little kiddies a chance to be the heros they always wanted to be. Me being Horde gives me the chance the punch them in the face." My brother's WoW friend.
The quote that I live my life by is:
SHIT HAPPENS
Explains why people break bones, get diseases, lose their job, lose their life.
SHIT HAPPENS
Explains why people break bones, get diseases, lose their job, lose their life.
