Internet Hugs!

[jamesworkshop]

Well I just found out what I'm spending tomorrow doing, quick I need a sharpie and some cardboard.

Good luck

 

[Neonbob]

Anyways... I don't mind hugs. If someone wants to hug me then I'll let them, but they can't last longer then 10 seconds, or it just starts to get creepy.

You are one of the few people I would actually let hug me.

As I stated earlier, the rest of you I do not trust not to stab me.
In fact, the day that becomes possible, I think I'm going to put a plexiglass screen, and type from an adjacent keyboard.
Because if you can hug over the internet, you could punch/stab, too.
Which might be fun during troll occurances.

 

[The_Chief]

Anyways... I don't mind hugs. If someone wants to hug me then I'll let them, but they can't last longer then 10 seconds, or it just starts to get creepy.

You are one of the few people I would actually let hug me.

As I stated earlier, the rest of you I do not trust not to stab me.
In fact, the day that becomes possible, I think I'm going to put a plexiglass screen, and type from an adjacent keyboard.
Because if you can hug over the internet, you could punch/stab, too.
Which might be fun during troll occurances.

comeon neon no one would stab you!

 

[Dorian]

comeon neon no one would stab you!

[sup].......................... I might.....[/sup]

You are one of the few people I would actually let hug me.

I better be on that list too!

 

[Neonbob]

comeon neon no one would stab you!

Spoiler: These two at least would prove you wrong

Ill be honest bob, i would give you such a stabbing...but hey at least now you know for sure.

I would also stab you, just to let you know.

I better be on that list too!

...I suppose you could be...
You've said you were very thin, BUT, you've also professed to owning swords.
Which are big knives.
And thus even better for stabbing.
I'd have to do recon first.
Like sending in AJB.

 

[similar.squirrel]

That jacket idea seems very strange. I can see it being used by hackers to assassinate people in a highly novel and painful way.
I think we should wait for sensory implants.

 

[ae86gamer]

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I won't let anyone stab you Neon.

[sup]But if you get me angry I'll shiv you in your face. :][/sup]

I better be on that list too!

Your not on his, but you're on mine.

 

[Alpha Centauri]

I want to give hugs in real life. I like that.

 

[Neonbob]

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I won't let anyone stab you Neon.

[sup]But if you get me angry I'll shiv you in your face. :][/sup]

That's both comforting and suitably terrifying.
Thank you!

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

I'd rather read it and feel the imaginary warmth just wash over me. No need to attack me with some digital monster.

 

[oppp7]

Hug jackets? What a stupid idea... _> *Checks Wikipedia*

 

[The_Chief]

comeon neon no one would stab you!

Spoiler: These two at least would prove you wrong

Ill be honest bob, i would give you such a stabbing...but hey at least now you know for sure.

I would also stab you, just to let you know.

I better be on that list too!

...I suppose you could be...
You've said you were very thin, BUT, you've also professed to owning swords.
Which are big knives.
And thus even better for stabbing.
I'd have to do recon first.
Like sending in AJB.

am i on that list? i better be. and i havent seen ajb in a long time how is he?

 

[Dorian]

Your not on his, but you're on mine.

Sweet!

I can get a hug from AE!

And Chicago's only a few hours away too, coincidentally.....

...I suppose you could be...
You've said you were very thin, BUT, you've also professed to owning swords.
Which are big knives.
And thus even better for stabbing.
I'd have to do recon first.
Like sending in AJB.

Oh, you'd never see him again.
EVER.

 

[Deleric]

What about high fives? Cyber-fives would be much cooler then hugs.

Agreed. Just a big popup with an outlining of a hand appearing every hour and you just slap your monitor to hell.

 

[ae86gamer]

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Then I've accomplished what I set out to do.

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Please don't stalk me. Please. :]

 

[RanD00M]

I would just any physical human contact.TO bad that internet is not a "Physical" contact.

God being a loner sucks sometimes.

 

[Dorian]

Please don't stalk me. Please. :]

*Stealthily reverse-crawls away from air-duct vent*

Okay. But funny story, when you disappeared for about a month when changing internet providers, I saw something on the History Channel about how gang violence in Chicago sometimes causes civilian casualties.

I kinda put two and two together and.......
Eh. It was silly in retrospect.
*Hides AE's tombstone*

 

[Neonbob]

:Fluffybacon e-shanks neonbob in the face:

Someone just did :O

MotherFUCKER!
Do you know how hard that is to heal?
I'm going to be blind in that eye for a day!
*straps fluffybacon onto rocket*
*launches rocket to New Zealand*
Gah.
YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I LET MY GUARD DOWN?!
...stupid bacon thingy.

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Then I've accomplished what I set out to do.

Hooray!
Now you don't have to kill people with a rusty knife!

am i on that list? i better be. and i havent seen ajb in a long time how is he?

I suppose you should be.

 

[ae86gamer]

Please don't stalk me. Please. :]

*Stealthily reverse-crawls away from air-duct vent*

Okay. But funny story, when you disappeared for about a month when changing internet providers, I saw something on the History Channel about how gang violence in Chicago sometimes causes civilian casualties.

I kinda put two and two together and.......
Eh. It was silly in retrospect.
*Hides AE's tombstone*

You got me a tombstone?!?! Thats awesome! Gimme!

And yes, gangs are almost everywhere in Chicago, just like in any other major city.

 

[Dorian]

You got me a tombstone?!?! Thats awesome! Gimme!

And yes, gangs are almost everywhere in Chicago, just like in any other major city.

Well, it's not really a tombstone.....
More of a brick with sharpie on it....
But here ya go!

Urg.
And THAT is why I dislike large clusters of humans.
The most nasty of them all clump together and try to kill the main beast, much like a heart and blood clots.