Okay, this is pretty simple. Choose a mascot for a popular website (Example: My character is named Cursive E, for The Escapist. Yours could be named Yout for YouTube, Tankman for Newgrounds, or Twit for Twitter) and you will have adventures in different websites. (Example: Challenging Fred to an annoying-off) This RP will only be fun for people who know a lot about the internet!
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Keep in mind, this is supposed to be a HUMOROUS RP. So, y'know. Yeah.
Peace!
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EXAMPLE CHARACTER SHEET:
Name: Cursive E
Description: Cursive E is a mysterious man, sending a small group of website mascots on a mission to destroy the evil SpammerX. He is often has a cloak of darkness on, shielding his true identity. Cursive E keeps to himself, and often stays calm even in very stressful situations.
Name: Cursive E
Description: Cursive E is a mysterious man, sending a small group of website mascots on a mission to destroy the evil SpammerX. He is often has a cloak of darkness on, shielding his true identity. Cursive E keeps to himself, and often stays calm even in very stressful situations.
RULES:
1. Every post must contribute to the story
If you have a post, contribute to the story. Yeah.
2. Don't steal the show
Try to let other people, not just you, try to have a story.
3. All the other ones
Follow the regular Escapist rules, too.
1. Every post must contribute to the story
If you have a post, contribute to the story. Yeah.
2. Don't steal the show
Try to let other people, not just you, try to have a story.
3. All the other ones
Follow the regular Escapist rules, too.
COMPLETE LOG OF THE STORY:
CHAPTER I
The six teenage data-people watch the mysterious man in a trench coat on the YouTube embeded video in awe. "I am Cursive E." He says. "I have a mission for you. Come to apple.com to get further briefing."
"Hmm." Said Vat as he looked up from making yet-another spoof of Halo. "Cursive E? Interesting." I might need to look at this. Vet quickly opens Firefox and logs to Apple.com to see what it is.
"weird..." Goo stopped changing his logo and searched himself for Apple.com "this better be good"
"Hello." Said Cursive E. "Where are the rest of your friends?"
"Uh, not sure. I think Twit when off to talk to socialize. Punch Monster is punching people. Ed and Yotsuba are off yelling at random people. Now, what are we here for?". Vat leaned back slightly.
"You mission, if you choose to accept it, is to find and delete the infamous interneteer, SuperSpammerX. SuperSpammerX is on nearly every popular website on the internets. I will send you first to YouTube. SSX is there, under the username xXSpammaLOLSuperXx. He will fight back, but I will supply you with weapons." Suddenly, a Data Blaster appears in front of both Goo and Vat. "I will direct you further upon the time you get to YouTube."
"So what is this paying" Goo said checking out his Blaster "and this spammmer-dude what did he do?"
"So, we just go a kill him? How long with this take, and do we get paid? I still have a comic to finish." Vat looked at the blaster and then looked at Goo
"Look, you won't get paid by me. But I'm sure that the websites you save will pay you. This will take however long it wants to take. SuperSpammerX has reported millions of videos not worthy of reporting, has sent thousands of pointless PMs to countless innocent members, and that's just on YouTube. I will tell you more at YouTube.com" Said Cursive E. Cursive E quickly disappeared in a puff of black smoke.
"Crap. Well, I will be doing good for the interwebz. Goo, are you ready to go?" Vat turns to look art Goo for an answer
"HEY GUIZ!" Twitt burst into apple.com.
"Sorry, I got lost." He said cheerfully.
He paused for a second, before mumbling "New trending topic, #omgfacts."
"#OMGFacts! Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is a fear of long words! Anyway, Where's this spammer guy? I hear he's a jerk."
"Hello, Twitt." Said Cursive E's voice. "This spammer guy's identity is hidden, but I'm certain we can locate him if we find out his E-Mail. But to do that, we need to destroy his YouTube account. Here's a Data Blaster for you, Twitt." Suddenly, a Data Blaster appeared at Twitt's feet. "Good luck."
"Hey Twitt! Glad you could make it!" Vat said as he turned around to look at Twitt.
"Hey Vat! And ooh, data blaster." Twitt picked up the data blaster, pretending to shoot it.
"Kachoow! - The war in Iraq was uncalled for - No! it was necassary to send our troops in to help the citizens restore peace against terrorists! - Psssh, They only invaded for oil"
Twitt shook his head. "Sorry, I blacked out there. Is anyone else coming?" He smiled innocently, unaware of any change.
"Yea, I am coming." Vat walked up to Twitt. "Goo, you coming?"
"Did you mean: Big jiggly breast" Goo said trying to help another perverted person to pr0n "huh....Oh yeah im ready let's delete the leet"
"Alright. Go to YouTube." Said Cursive E's voice.
"I have links with YouTube! I think it's this way..." Twitt said, leading the way.
"#XFactor! Omigawd I can't believe Jedward were voted out - @Dancygurl7 Pur-lease! They wur shit, and got wat they desurved."
"It should be somewhere over here." Twitt said, looking around for the familiar red & white square of YouTube.
"Ahem...." Goo pretended cleared his throat to get peoples attention "Don't we have some sort of search browser? That's one of the most famous browser ever,something that begins with a G rhymes with Boggle?"
Twitt stopped for a second, looking confused.
"...Bing?" He asked innocently.
Goo was stunned "......never mind just go back to searching twitt, im going to my emo corner if anyone needs me......"
"Okay dokey." Twitt looked around the internet a bit more, before spotting the glowing sign.
"There it is!" He ran towards YouTube triumphantly.
"Bing.......?" Goo said in despair "Huh....Hey you found it" Goo said having a complete mood swing "Let's go!!!"
Vat jumped out of his thoughts. "Huh, oh YEA! TIME TO ROCK!" Vat chased after Goo and Twitt
Suddenly, a ninja with '404' painted on the forehead of his ninja suit jumps out of nowhere and says "I am 404 ERR0R. Y0U SHALL N0T PASS."
"Oh no! Now what?" Twitt said, stopping in front of the 404.
"I know! I'll put you guys on a list while I'm here, then if we get lost I can follow your tweets!" Twitt suggested, stuck for idea's.
"Hmm. It will work." Agreed Vat, who was also out of ideas on how to get pass the 404
"How about using the Data Blasters I gave you?" Said the voice of Cursive E.
".....Or that. Lets go with that!" Vat said with a crooked grin as he readied his blaster
"Woohoo!" Twitt also readied his data blaster.
"Okay! On the count of three? One... Two... #Omigod Paranormal Activity was so scary! - @ _Bunnyfeet I know! Freaked my bf out to - @BabyDancer @ _Bunnyfeet haahaa! can't believe you n00bs were scared, it was so fake."
"Three!"
"THREE!" Vat fired the Data Blaster and saw the 404 kerplode in many tiny pieces. "That was cool. Lets keep moving on!"
"DIE BING DIE!!!!!!" Goo shot at the 404 ninja until his blaster ran out of ammo, Goo began beating the corpse with his blaster "YOU....ARE.....NOT.....BETTER" Goo started to calm down and stop hitting the ninja "Too much?
"Just a tad." Twitt said, patting Goo on the shoulder sympathetically. They walked up to the doorway into YouTube.
"Uhh.. Do we knock or what?" Twitt asked.
"When in doubt...." Goo armed his Blaster ".....shoot" *click* "what the...." *click,click,click,click* "oh yeah......anyone got anymore ammo?"
"I do I do!" Twitt said excitedly, before realising.
"Oh, you wanna borrow it?" He asked politely.
"Please.....?" Goo asked nicely
"Okey dokey!" Twitt passed over his Data Blaster to Goo.
I hope he doesn't go nuts with it though... He thought.
"I'm a georgous 22 year old looking for no-strings-attached sex! - OH GODDAM BOTS!" Twitt raged to himself, smacking his head a few times.
Goo took a deep breath
"im am better than Bing,Bing sucks,Google is better" Goo thought
Goo took one shot at the door opening the the door "Let's go people"
CHAPTER II
Our heroes walk through the kaboom'd door to find Jory Caron and Riley Mcllwain microwaving a T-Shirt. "Oh, hi! Uh, are you looking for some creepy dude in a trench coat? He went that way." Said Riley, pointing to a door labeled "Help And Support.".
"Thanks very much! Oh, and Jory? Stop tweeting YouTube vids you've favorited, they're kinda creepy..." Twitt walked towards the Help and Support door, before pushing it open gently.
"Hellooo?"
"Hai guise. I was just in here trolling when some creepy dude in coat passed here." Yotsuba said jumping out from the room.
She then took a look at the other sites "Are you looking for him? I could help you in exchange for nudes."
Goo looked around to make no was watching "....remember your friend with no safe searches..." Goo hand filled with all types of pr0n and he put it in Yotsuba hand
"thnx goo. You're a real pal. Whatever it is- you deliver. Sauce on everything." she then turned to the others:"as you might know, one of my specialities is to track people down... just one question: did he abuse an animal?"
"I am not sure. E could answer. But why do you want to know?" Vat asked, looking slightly confused.
"Vat...." Goo put his hand on Vat's shoulder "...you never been to 4chan before have you"
"Actually, I know." Said Cursive E, walking in the room from behind Yotsuba. "He hasn't abused any real animals. Plenty of internet ones though. Oh, hello, Yotsuba. I haven't seen you since when you sent me that chain E-Mail saying to send it to 4,500 people or I would die tomorrow. I would like to inform you that I did not send said Chain E-Mail to anyone, and I'm doing fine."
"No, Goo, I have never been to 4chan, why?" Vat said, carefully removing Goo's hand from his shoulder.
Yotsuba turned to Cursive E. "Oh, you'll die. Just wait and see." she said with an insane smile.
and then to Vat "I have been discribed as 'the stinking cesspool of the internet' and 'hackers on steroids' by IRL people, but really, it's most likely one fat guy with alot of computers." she said with a sarcastic grin.
"Either way, this guy you're hunting.. who is he?"
"#MusicMonday IT'S A BEAUTIFUL MOOOOORNIN~" Twitt shook his head violently.
"I need to protect my tweets. Anyways, I'm not sure who we're hunting." Twitt said to Yotsuba."You four are hunting xXSpammaLOLXx. If you are in trouble, I will do what I can. He is powerful." Said Cursive E, and Cursive E disappeared in a puff of black smoke.
"Sooooooooooooooo, what now? We just continue on?" Vat said, turning to face the group
"Yeah! Let's track this cat abusing fag down and make his life a misery!" Yotsuba took off in the direction the spammer had disappeared.
"Goodbye, my friends." Said Cursive E, as he disappeared in a puff of black smoke.
"It's 2 things i hate in this world: Spammers, and Bing and spammers are closer so i'll kill them first!!!" Goo ran towards where he hoped SpammerX was.
"I guess time to follow behind!" Vat chased after Goo, still thinking of what to do for a new comic
"Search overload my ass....." Goo mumbled "...ill overload ya" Goo used his blaster as a sword to make his way through ads "yo Vat i got an idea for your comic Google Vs Bing"
".....EXCELLENT!That will be interesting! But, let us focus at the task on hand, no?" Said Vat.
"Heh, heh . . ." Mumbled Fred, peeking at the small group of vigilantes from around a URL corner. "They'll never survive my onslaught." Fred activated his Rick-Roll Grenade; "Beep . . . Beep . . . Beep . . ." And threw it round the corner.
"RICK ROLL!" Twitt yelled, using Stephen Fry's Twitter profile to hide behind as a shield.
"Don't look into its eyes!"
"BOOM!" And suddenly, a Rick-Roll Bomb exploded. "Never gonna give you up!" Sang the hologram of Rick Astley.
Twitt fired a few shots from his data blaster at Rick Astley.
"Take that!"
"So this is what it has come to? Me, Rickrolled? I can't believe it." Yotsuba looked at the shattered pieces of video with disgust.
She then turned to the others. "Now we have to get him.."
"I think i might throw up" Goo said gagging at the disgust of Rickroll "it's like 2 girls 1 cup....in slow motion" Goo shivered "IMMA KILL HIM!!!.......an Bing to a lesser extant"
"....That was....interesting.... So, we continue now?" Vat said as he walked ahead
"Damn." Whispered Fred to his associate, Shane Dawson. "Well," Said Shane, "We have one of my random color effect pills." "How the hell do you use those things, anyways?" Asked Fred. "Here, just swallow this pill." Said Shane. "Whoa!" Whispered Fred, after taking the pill. "I'm randomly changing colors every two or so minutes!" "Yeah." Says Shane. "That's what they do. Now go out there and murder those sons of bitches!" Fred jumped out in front of our group of heroes. "Hey, it's Fred!!!1!"
Yotsuba looked suspiciously at Fred who had jumped out infront of them.
"Tits of GTFO" she said.. then she corrected herself: "No, just GTFO"
The man in their way was quite weirdlooking.
After taking a good look at him she said: "Drugs, huh? That's not my territory, try 420chan""Eeeeeeeeek!" Twitt screamed like a little girl and hid behind Yotsuba.
"I've heard bad things about Fred, apparently he eats kids!" He said. "It was an #OMGFact!""Eat kids, you say?" Yotsuba looked slightly frightened..
She then came to her senses and said "Pics or it didn't happen!". A vicious grin spread over her otherwise oh so innocent face. "Gimme your worst"
Goo quickly image searched Fred eats kids "Nope....no pics...wait....Your THE FRED" Goo ran up to Fred "I get a lot of searches for you it's an honor to actually see you"
"Uh, should just destroy this thing, or what?" Vat said, looking slightly confused.
"I'm too scared!" Twitt said, cowering. "Look at his grotesque face! Who isn't afraid of thaaat!""im not" Goo slapped Fred with his blaster "i see worst things Daily!!!" Goo began to beat Fred with blaster "Anyone want to help"
"Yeah. I see worse things than that on a saturday morning. Let's get him!"
Yotsuba charged Fred and started shouting various colorful insults that shall not be named in this thread.
"It's time for you to meet the dark side of the force internets, me, that is."
"Ah! Guys, don't hurt me! You're as bad as Kevin!" Shouted Fred. "Stop . . ." Fred began floating. "THAT!" Fred exploded in a flash of blinding light. And in his place was a hideous, 50-foot tall monster. "I," It said, "AM LUCAS!
"...and i am Google but you don't hear me shouting that...." Goo mumbled then began hitting the legs of Lucas "damn i need ammo"
"I have ammo!" Twitt said, bravely running up to him and lending him his Data Blaster again.
"...Can I use you as a shield too?"
"i have a better idea..." Goo searched himself for Twilight all pictures of Twilight covered him and Twitt "COULD BING DO THAT!!!! SEARCH OVERLOAD THAT!!!" Goo started shoot at Lucas' legs from a little hole in the shield
"Crap, crap, crap. CRAP" Vat yelled as he ducked behind Goo's shield "Sorry, but I could use some armor too" Vat said with a crooked smile
"GRAAAH!" Shouted Lucas. Lucas burst out with colorful doom energy at Goo. "I AM YOUR GOD! WITNESS THE POWER OF MY ARMY!" Suddenly, a million subscribers came out of nowhere, rushing at our heroes. A second later, The JPizzle1122 Crew comes out of nowhere. "Go that way! Get SpammerX!" Shouted Jory. "Oh, also, I stopped Tweeting my faves! Thanks, Twit!"
"Oh hey guys!"
Yotsuba jumped up from a proxy-server she had been hiding behind. "Is the battle over? Damn godzilla!"
"No worries!" Twitt said, before running away from the battle. He dived through a link someone had left in their video description, disappearing into another site.
"Now which way is SpammerX.... guys?" He looked around, wondering where the hell he was.
"Oh shit." Said Twitt. "I'm in Newgrounds!"
Elsewhere . . .
In front of our five remaining heroes, there was a sign that said "xXSpammaLOLSuperXx - Profile to your left."
"Hey guys.. Hey guys.. Holy shit, you guys! I think we've found it! That spammer's profile! let's flag all his videos for unappropriate content and have them taken down!"
"flagging....?" Goo said readying his and twitt's blaster "oh yeah thats a better idea"
3 Internet Hours Later . . .
"Well," Said Goo, "I think we've gotten all his Vids flagged! But now we need to get to the source by destroying the Spammer himself." In a conveniently placed plot twist, SuperSpammerX walked out of a small corridor. "Well, he said, "It seems you've found me."
"Hah! There's no running now, you shit!"
Yotsuba smiled her usual evil smile. "You've been a pain in the asshole of the internet, but no more!"
She then turned to the others. "How exactly are we going to take this guy down?!"
"Well gee would could talk to him and ask him delete all his accounts or...." Goo readied his blaster ".....wipe him him out off the internet......and you shouldn't be talking about pain in ass of the internet Yotsuba....."
"I don't want competition" she said. "Now blast him"
"Yes ma'am" Goo aimed his blaster and imagined that SpammerX was bing "DIE BING,DIE!!!!!!!"
"Hisss!" Hissed SuperSpammerX. SuperSpammerX took out a lazer gun of his own. "This is my Spam Laz0r. Take THIS!" And SuperSpammerX shot Goo. Goo flew backwards into an entirely new URL.
"Owww....where am i?" Goo started to look around to see this place seemed familiar "Hello Google" Goo heard a horribly familiar voice "No...not you....not...."
"Crap, Goo! If you can hear me, do not do anything stupid!" Vat spun around with his blaster ready "Screw it! LETS JUST KILL HIM"
"And THIS!" Shouted SuperSpammerX. CLICK! "Damn, I'm out of ammo!"
Yotsuba realized her opportunity and said:
"Special ability!!: Ima charging ma LAZOR"
A blast of concentrated memes, trolls and Denial of Service attacks flew towards SpammerX.
SuperSpammerX flew backwards, into some YouTube user named spacerpg's channel page.
"Helloooo?" Twitt searched around Newgrounds, looking for a way out. He was lost in the sea of animations and strange pictures.
"#NewYearWishes - I WANT A PONY - I just want world peace. - I wanna get LAAAID!..."
Twitt paused, and looked around, hoping no one had heard his outburst.
"Stupid people, it's no where near New Year..."
"Dammit! Yotsuba, we have to go after him!" Vat said, as he charged forward to Youtube
"It's up to us now? I'm not your personal army.. Ah, damn it!"
She ran after Vat into Youtube.
Tankman watched the stranger in his portal. He chuckled "Heh Heh. Well that was defiantly weird." He said walking up to the stranger. "But not the weirdest you'll see here in Newgrounds. Welcome to the flash portal." He said extending his hand.
"Well hi there." Twitt said, shaking his hand. "I'm Twitter, but everyone calls me Twitt." He introduced himself, hoping he wasn't going to be attacked again.
"Nice to meet ya." Tankman responded "I'm the Newgrounds Tankman or Simmons if Tankman seems to annoying to say." He looked around "You haven't seen a spammer around have you? The screen name SuprSpmrX or somethin like that."
"Yes," Said Cursive E, "SuperSpammerX is here on Newgrounds, under the name SuprSpmrX. SuprSpmrX has, on Newgrounds, been making pointless Flashes, and somehow avoids any of them getting blammed. You two need to somehow find SuprSpmrX, blam all his flashes, and ban him. Good luck." And with that, Cursive E disappeared in a puff of black smoke.
CHAPTER I
The six teenage data-people watch the mysterious man in a trench coat on the YouTube embeded video in awe. "I am Cursive E." He says. "I have a mission for you. Come to apple.com to get further briefing."
"Hmm." Said Vat as he looked up from making yet-another spoof of Halo. "Cursive E? Interesting." I might need to look at this. Vet quickly opens Firefox and logs to Apple.com to see what it is.
"weird..." Goo stopped changing his logo and searched himself for Apple.com "this better be good"
"Hello." Said Cursive E. "Where are the rest of your friends?"
"Uh, not sure. I think Twit when off to talk to socialize. Punch Monster is punching people. Ed and Yotsuba are off yelling at random people. Now, what are we here for?". Vat leaned back slightly.
"You mission, if you choose to accept it, is to find and delete the infamous interneteer, SuperSpammerX. SuperSpammerX is on nearly every popular website on the internets. I will send you first to YouTube. SSX is there, under the username xXSpammaLOLSuperXx. He will fight back, but I will supply you with weapons." Suddenly, a Data Blaster appears in front of both Goo and Vat. "I will direct you further upon the time you get to YouTube."
"So what is this paying" Goo said checking out his Blaster "and this spammmer-dude what did he do?"
"So, we just go a kill him? How long with this take, and do we get paid? I still have a comic to finish." Vat looked at the blaster and then looked at Goo
"Look, you won't get paid by me. But I'm sure that the websites you save will pay you. This will take however long it wants to take. SuperSpammerX has reported millions of videos not worthy of reporting, has sent thousands of pointless PMs to countless innocent members, and that's just on YouTube. I will tell you more at YouTube.com" Said Cursive E. Cursive E quickly disappeared in a puff of black smoke.
"Crap. Well, I will be doing good for the interwebz. Goo, are you ready to go?" Vat turns to look art Goo for an answer
"HEY GUIZ!" Twitt burst into apple.com.
"Sorry, I got lost." He said cheerfully.
He paused for a second, before mumbling "New trending topic, #omgfacts."
"#OMGFacts! Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is a fear of long words! Anyway, Where's this spammer guy? I hear he's a jerk."
"Hello, Twitt." Said Cursive E's voice. "This spammer guy's identity is hidden, but I'm certain we can locate him if we find out his E-Mail. But to do that, we need to destroy his YouTube account. Here's a Data Blaster for you, Twitt." Suddenly, a Data Blaster appeared at Twitt's feet. "Good luck."
"Hey Twitt! Glad you could make it!" Vat said as he turned around to look at Twitt.
"Hey Vat! And ooh, data blaster." Twitt picked up the data blaster, pretending to shoot it.
"Kachoow! - The war in Iraq was uncalled for - No! it was necassary to send our troops in to help the citizens restore peace against terrorists! - Psssh, They only invaded for oil"
Twitt shook his head. "Sorry, I blacked out there. Is anyone else coming?" He smiled innocently, unaware of any change.
"Yea, I am coming." Vat walked up to Twitt. "Goo, you coming?"
"Did you mean: Big jiggly breast" Goo said trying to help another perverted person to pr0n "huh....Oh yeah im ready let's delete the leet"
"Alright. Go to YouTube." Said Cursive E's voice.
"I have links with YouTube! I think it's this way..." Twitt said, leading the way.
"#XFactor! Omigawd I can't believe Jedward were voted out - @Dancygurl7 Pur-lease! They wur shit, and got wat they desurved."
"It should be somewhere over here." Twitt said, looking around for the familiar red & white square of YouTube.
"Ahem...." Goo pretended cleared his throat to get peoples attention "Don't we have some sort of search browser? That's one of the most famous browser ever,something that begins with a G rhymes with Boggle?"
Twitt stopped for a second, looking confused.
"...Bing?" He asked innocently.
Goo was stunned "......never mind just go back to searching twitt, im going to my emo corner if anyone needs me......"
"Okay dokey." Twitt looked around the internet a bit more, before spotting the glowing sign.
"There it is!" He ran towards YouTube triumphantly.
"Bing.......?" Goo said in despair "Huh....Hey you found it" Goo said having a complete mood swing "Let's go!!!"
Vat jumped out of his thoughts. "Huh, oh YEA! TIME TO ROCK!" Vat chased after Goo and Twitt
Suddenly, a ninja with '404' painted on the forehead of his ninja suit jumps out of nowhere and says "I am 404 ERR0R. Y0U SHALL N0T PASS."
"Oh no! Now what?" Twitt said, stopping in front of the 404.
"I know! I'll put you guys on a list while I'm here, then if we get lost I can follow your tweets!" Twitt suggested, stuck for idea's.
"Hmm. It will work." Agreed Vat, who was also out of ideas on how to get pass the 404
"How about using the Data Blasters I gave you?" Said the voice of Cursive E.
".....Or that. Lets go with that!" Vat said with a crooked grin as he readied his blaster
"Woohoo!" Twitt also readied his data blaster.
"Okay! On the count of three? One... Two... #Omigod Paranormal Activity was so scary! - @ _Bunnyfeet I know! Freaked my bf out to - @BabyDancer @ _Bunnyfeet haahaa! can't believe you n00bs were scared, it was so fake."
"Three!"
"THREE!" Vat fired the Data Blaster and saw the 404 kerplode in many tiny pieces. "That was cool. Lets keep moving on!"
"DIE BING DIE!!!!!!" Goo shot at the 404 ninja until his blaster ran out of ammo, Goo began beating the corpse with his blaster "YOU....ARE.....NOT.....BETTER" Goo started to calm down and stop hitting the ninja "Too much?
"Just a tad." Twitt said, patting Goo on the shoulder sympathetically. They walked up to the doorway into YouTube.
"Uhh.. Do we knock or what?" Twitt asked.
"When in doubt...." Goo armed his Blaster ".....shoot" *click* "what the...." *click,click,click,click* "oh yeah......anyone got anymore ammo?"
"I do I do!" Twitt said excitedly, before realising.
"Oh, you wanna borrow it?" He asked politely.
"Please.....?" Goo asked nicely
"Okey dokey!" Twitt passed over his Data Blaster to Goo.
I hope he doesn't go nuts with it though... He thought.
"I'm a georgous 22 year old looking for no-strings-attached sex! - OH GODDAM BOTS!" Twitt raged to himself, smacking his head a few times.
Goo took a deep breath
"im am better than Bing,Bing sucks,Google is better" Goo thought
Goo took one shot at the door opening the the door "Let's go people"
CHAPTER II
Our heroes walk through the kaboom'd door to find Jory Caron and Riley Mcllwain microwaving a T-Shirt. "Oh, hi! Uh, are you looking for some creepy dude in a trench coat? He went that way." Said Riley, pointing to a door labeled "Help And Support.".
"Thanks very much! Oh, and Jory? Stop tweeting YouTube vids you've favorited, they're kinda creepy..." Twitt walked towards the Help and Support door, before pushing it open gently.
"Hellooo?"
"Hai guise. I was just in here trolling when some creepy dude in coat passed here." Yotsuba said jumping out from the room.
She then took a look at the other sites "Are you looking for him? I could help you in exchange for nudes."
Goo looked around to make no was watching "....remember your friend with no safe searches..." Goo hand filled with all types of pr0n and he put it in Yotsuba hand
"thnx goo. You're a real pal. Whatever it is- you deliver. Sauce on everything." she then turned to the others:"as you might know, one of my specialities is to track people down... just one question: did he abuse an animal?"
"I am not sure. E could answer. But why do you want to know?" Vat asked, looking slightly confused.
"Vat...." Goo put his hand on Vat's shoulder "...you never been to 4chan before have you"
"Actually, I know." Said Cursive E, walking in the room from behind Yotsuba. "He hasn't abused any real animals. Plenty of internet ones though. Oh, hello, Yotsuba. I haven't seen you since when you sent me that chain E-Mail saying to send it to 4,500 people or I would die tomorrow. I would like to inform you that I did not send said Chain E-Mail to anyone, and I'm doing fine."
"No, Goo, I have never been to 4chan, why?" Vat said, carefully removing Goo's hand from his shoulder.
Yotsuba turned to Cursive E. "Oh, you'll die. Just wait and see." she said with an insane smile.
and then to Vat "I have been discribed as 'the stinking cesspool of the internet' and 'hackers on steroids' by IRL people, but really, it's most likely one fat guy with alot of computers." she said with a sarcastic grin.
"Either way, this guy you're hunting.. who is he?"
"#MusicMonday IT'S A BEAUTIFUL MOOOOORNIN~" Twitt shook his head violently.
"I need to protect my tweets. Anyways, I'm not sure who we're hunting." Twitt said to Yotsuba."You four are hunting xXSpammaLOLXx. If you are in trouble, I will do what I can. He is powerful." Said Cursive E, and Cursive E disappeared in a puff of black smoke.
"Sooooooooooooooo, what now? We just continue on?" Vat said, turning to face the group
"Yeah! Let's track this cat abusing fag down and make his life a misery!" Yotsuba took off in the direction the spammer had disappeared.
"Goodbye, my friends." Said Cursive E, as he disappeared in a puff of black smoke.
"It's 2 things i hate in this world: Spammers, and Bing and spammers are closer so i'll kill them first!!!" Goo ran towards where he hoped SpammerX was.
"I guess time to follow behind!" Vat chased after Goo, still thinking of what to do for a new comic
"Search overload my ass....." Goo mumbled "...ill overload ya" Goo used his blaster as a sword to make his way through ads "yo Vat i got an idea for your comic Google Vs Bing"
".....EXCELLENT!That will be interesting! But, let us focus at the task on hand, no?" Said Vat.
"Heh, heh . . ." Mumbled Fred, peeking at the small group of vigilantes from around a URL corner. "They'll never survive my onslaught." Fred activated his Rick-Roll Grenade; "Beep . . . Beep . . . Beep . . ." And threw it round the corner.
"RICK ROLL!" Twitt yelled, using Stephen Fry's Twitter profile to hide behind as a shield.
"Don't look into its eyes!"
"BOOM!" And suddenly, a Rick-Roll Bomb exploded. "Never gonna give you up!" Sang the hologram of Rick Astley.
Twitt fired a few shots from his data blaster at Rick Astley.
"Take that!"
"So this is what it has come to? Me, Rickrolled? I can't believe it." Yotsuba looked at the shattered pieces of video with disgust.
She then turned to the others. "Now we have to get him.."
"I think i might throw up" Goo said gagging at the disgust of Rickroll "it's like 2 girls 1 cup....in slow motion" Goo shivered "IMMA KILL HIM!!!.......an Bing to a lesser extant"
"....That was....interesting.... So, we continue now?" Vat said as he walked ahead
"Damn." Whispered Fred to his associate, Shane Dawson. "Well," Said Shane, "We have one of my random color effect pills." "How the hell do you use those things, anyways?" Asked Fred. "Here, just swallow this pill." Said Shane. "Whoa!" Whispered Fred, after taking the pill. "I'm randomly changing colors every two or so minutes!" "Yeah." Says Shane. "That's what they do. Now go out there and murder those sons of bitches!" Fred jumped out in front of our group of heroes. "Hey, it's Fred!!!1!"
Yotsuba looked suspiciously at Fred who had jumped out infront of them.
"Tits of GTFO" she said.. then she corrected herself: "No, just GTFO"
The man in their way was quite weirdlooking.
After taking a good look at him she said: "Drugs, huh? That's not my territory, try 420chan""Eeeeeeeeek!" Twitt screamed like a little girl and hid behind Yotsuba.
"I've heard bad things about Fred, apparently he eats kids!" He said. "It was an #OMGFact!""Eat kids, you say?" Yotsuba looked slightly frightened..
She then came to her senses and said "Pics or it didn't happen!". A vicious grin spread over her otherwise oh so innocent face. "Gimme your worst"
Goo quickly image searched Fred eats kids "Nope....no pics...wait....Your THE FRED" Goo ran up to Fred "I get a lot of searches for you it's an honor to actually see you"
"Uh, should just destroy this thing, or what?" Vat said, looking slightly confused.
"I'm too scared!" Twitt said, cowering. "Look at his grotesque face! Who isn't afraid of thaaat!""im not" Goo slapped Fred with his blaster "i see worst things Daily!!!" Goo began to beat Fred with blaster "Anyone want to help"
"Yeah. I see worse things than that on a saturday morning. Let's get him!"
Yotsuba charged Fred and started shouting various colorful insults that shall not be named in this thread.
"It's time for you to meet the dark side of the force internets, me, that is."
"Ah! Guys, don't hurt me! You're as bad as Kevin!" Shouted Fred. "Stop . . ." Fred began floating. "THAT!" Fred exploded in a flash of blinding light. And in his place was a hideous, 50-foot tall monster. "I," It said, "AM LUCAS!
"...and i am Google but you don't hear me shouting that...." Goo mumbled then began hitting the legs of Lucas "damn i need ammo"
"I have ammo!" Twitt said, bravely running up to him and lending him his Data Blaster again.
"...Can I use you as a shield too?"
"i have a better idea..." Goo searched himself for Twilight all pictures of Twilight covered him and Twitt "COULD BING DO THAT!!!! SEARCH OVERLOAD THAT!!!" Goo started shoot at Lucas' legs from a little hole in the shield
"Crap, crap, crap. CRAP" Vat yelled as he ducked behind Goo's shield "Sorry, but I could use some armor too" Vat said with a crooked smile
"GRAAAH!" Shouted Lucas. Lucas burst out with colorful doom energy at Goo. "I AM YOUR GOD! WITNESS THE POWER OF MY ARMY!" Suddenly, a million subscribers came out of nowhere, rushing at our heroes. A second later, The JPizzle1122 Crew comes out of nowhere. "Go that way! Get SpammerX!" Shouted Jory. "Oh, also, I stopped Tweeting my faves! Thanks, Twit!"
"Oh hey guys!"
Yotsuba jumped up from a proxy-server she had been hiding behind. "Is the battle over? Damn godzilla!"
"No worries!" Twitt said, before running away from the battle. He dived through a link someone had left in their video description, disappearing into another site.
"Now which way is SpammerX.... guys?" He looked around, wondering where the hell he was.
"Oh shit." Said Twitt. "I'm in Newgrounds!"
Elsewhere . . .
In front of our five remaining heroes, there was a sign that said "xXSpammaLOLSuperXx - Profile to your left."
"Hey guys.. Hey guys.. Holy shit, you guys! I think we've found it! That spammer's profile! let's flag all his videos for unappropriate content and have them taken down!"
"flagging....?" Goo said readying his and twitt's blaster "oh yeah thats a better idea"
3 Internet Hours Later . . .
"Well," Said Goo, "I think we've gotten all his Vids flagged! But now we need to get to the source by destroying the Spammer himself." In a conveniently placed plot twist, SuperSpammerX walked out of a small corridor. "Well, he said, "It seems you've found me."
"Hah! There's no running now, you shit!"
Yotsuba smiled her usual evil smile. "You've been a pain in the asshole of the internet, but no more!"
She then turned to the others. "How exactly are we going to take this guy down?!"
"Well gee would could talk to him and ask him delete all his accounts or...." Goo readied his blaster ".....wipe him him out off the internet......and you shouldn't be talking about pain in ass of the internet Yotsuba....."
"I don't want competition" she said. "Now blast him"
"Yes ma'am" Goo aimed his blaster and imagined that SpammerX was bing "DIE BING,DIE!!!!!!!"
"Hisss!" Hissed SuperSpammerX. SuperSpammerX took out a lazer gun of his own. "This is my Spam Laz0r. Take THIS!" And SuperSpammerX shot Goo. Goo flew backwards into an entirely new URL.
"Owww....where am i?" Goo started to look around to see this place seemed familiar "Hello Google" Goo heard a horribly familiar voice "No...not you....not...."
"Crap, Goo! If you can hear me, do not do anything stupid!" Vat spun around with his blaster ready "Screw it! LETS JUST KILL HIM"
"And THIS!" Shouted SuperSpammerX. CLICK! "Damn, I'm out of ammo!"
Yotsuba realized her opportunity and said:
"Special ability!!: Ima charging ma LAZOR"
A blast of concentrated memes, trolls and Denial of Service attacks flew towards SpammerX.
SuperSpammerX flew backwards, into some YouTube user named spacerpg's channel page.
"Helloooo?" Twitt searched around Newgrounds, looking for a way out. He was lost in the sea of animations and strange pictures.
"#NewYearWishes - I WANT A PONY - I just want world peace. - I wanna get LAAAID!..."
Twitt paused, and looked around, hoping no one had heard his outburst.
"Stupid people, it's no where near New Year..."
"Dammit! Yotsuba, we have to go after him!" Vat said, as he charged forward to Youtube
"It's up to us now? I'm not your personal army.. Ah, damn it!"
She ran after Vat into Youtube.
Tankman watched the stranger in his portal. He chuckled "Heh Heh. Well that was defiantly weird." He said walking up to the stranger. "But not the weirdest you'll see here in Newgrounds. Welcome to the flash portal." He said extending his hand.
"Well hi there." Twitt said, shaking his hand. "I'm Twitter, but everyone calls me Twitt." He introduced himself, hoping he wasn't going to be attacked again.
"Nice to meet ya." Tankman responded "I'm the Newgrounds Tankman or Simmons if Tankman seems to annoying to say." He looked around "You haven't seen a spammer around have you? The screen name SuprSpmrX or somethin like that."
"Yes," Said Cursive E, "SuperSpammerX is here on Newgrounds, under the name SuprSpmrX. SuprSpmrX has, on Newgrounds, been making pointless Flashes, and somehow avoids any of them getting blammed. You two need to somehow find SuprSpmrX, blam all his flashes, and ban him. Good luck." And with that, Cursive E disappeared in a puff of black smoke.
CHARACTER LIST
Cursive E
Twitt
Ed
Yotsuba
Punch Monster
Vat
Goo G. Lee
Tankman/Simmons
Cursive E
Twitt
Ed
Yotsuba
Punch Monster
Vat
Goo G. Lee
Tankman/Simmons
Keep in mind, this is supposed to be a HUMOROUS RP. So, y'know. Yeah.
Peace!
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