Internet slang

[whoops1995]

Alright sorry about that.

So, internet slang. There's always some new slang or some acronymn i don't understand so let's start doing some slang and some definitions.

I'll start with some easy ones to get them out of the way

lol- laugh out loud
rofl-rolling on the floor laughing
brb - be right back
g2g- got to go

 

[Jobz]

Somehow I don't see this ending well...but in any case:

Waffle - Wanting air, fucking falling, laughing euphorically.

After seeing the term Rofl Waffles one too many times my friends and I decided to make Waffle an acronym.

 

[whoops1995]

yea if you guys could censor the cursing it would help this not get locked.

 

[Droshi]

Haha, that's great.

Some more:

IIRC - If I recall/remember correctly
QFT - Quoted for truth
LMFAO - Laughing my f***ing ass off
AFAIK - As far as I know

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

yea if you guys could censor the cursing it would help this not get locked.

Fuck that shit.

TL;DR - Too long; didn't read.
FYIAD - Fuck you, I'm a dragon!
GABYAW - Get a blog, you attention whore.
YHBT - You have been troll'd.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

I steadfastly refuse to ever use internet acronyms.
Ever.

I hate them.

 

[SteinFaust]

idgaf- i dont give a F*
stfu- Shut the F* up
QFT- quit F*ing talking
imho- in my honest opinion
gtfo- get the F* out
runOpGTFO- run operation get the F* out ( as in i'm late for a meeting, i have to go--now.)

 

[Jobz]

I steadfastly refuse to ever use internet acronyms.
Ever.

I hate them.

I tend not to use them either. But on a rare occasion when I'm tired and can barely reach the keyboard, typing "Lol" is a hell of a lot easier than coming up with an actual response to an IM.

 

[NeedAUserName]

idgaf- i dont give a F*
stfu- Shut the F* up
QFT- quit F*ing talking
imho- in my honest opinion
gtfo- get the F* out
runOpGTFO- run operation get the F* out ( as in i'm late for a meeting, i have to go--now.)

Its good to know that almost every acronym you said has the word f*** in it

also:

cba- can't be ass (sorry if I offend, but I don't class that as an offensive word)
tbh - to be honest
omg - oh my god (surprised that hasn't been done yet, was the 1st 1 I knew)

 

[darksaiyan]

Look at them, they look like Doom cheat codes:

IDDQD - I doubtly did question dumbness AKA God Mode
IDKFA - I don't know friggin' anything AKA All weapons

seriously now, (if you played doom you would know what I was babbling about, the abbreviations are purely my own creations) if people were new to the internet and read sentences using internet slang, they would read them like Oxhorn does:

LOLOMGWTGDairyQueenLOLOMGBBtheQ! (look here if you don't know what I'm talking about http://www.wegame.com/watch/An_Oxhorn_Brand_Medley/ )

 

[Lukeje]

I steadfastly refuse to ever use internet acronyms.
Ever.

I hate them.

QFT
/irony.

 

[savandicus]

The scale on hillarity on the internet

lol - Laugh out loud - Use when something isnt really funny
heh - Sound of laughing - Use when something is slightly funny but still not really funny
hehe - as above - Use when something is slightly more funny buy still not really funny
rofl - rolling on floor laughing - Used when you actually find something slightly funny
HAHAHA that's *insert complimentary word here* - Used when you've found something on the internet that made you lol irl (In Real Life)

 

[The Iron Ninja]

I steadfastly refuse to ever use internet acronyms.
Ever.

I hate them.

I tend not to use them either. But on a rare occasion when I'm tired and can barely reach the keyboard, typing "Lol" is a hell of a lot easier than coming up with an actual response to an IM.

When I'm tired and can barely reach the keyboard I usually go to sleep, but maybe that's just me.
And in any case I think such a term (I'm not going to ruin my streak by saying it) has been used in so many situations beyond what it is supposed to be used for that it had pretty much lost all meaning, to me it shows that the person who wrote it doesn't really care enough about what I said to give a proper response.

QFT
/irony.

Explain yourself.

 

[Jobz]

When I'm tired and can barely reach the keyboard I usually go to sleep, but maybe that's just me.
And in any case I think such a term (I'm not going to ruin my streak by saying it) has been used in so many situations beyond what it is supposed to be used for that it had pretty much lost all meaning, to me it shows that the person who wrote it doesn't really care enough about what I said to give a proper response.

First, what is this sleep you speak of? On a more serious and less stupid note, if I ever respond to something someone said with simply "Lol" you'd be right. It would mean I didn't care about what they said at all and couldn't be arsed to say anything else.

 

[SteinFaust]

idgaf- i dont give a F*
stfu- Shut the F* up
QFT- quit F*ing talking
imho- in my honest opinion
gtfo- get the F* out
runOpGTFO- run operation get the F* out ( as in i'm late for a meeting, i have to go--now.)

Its good to know that almost every acronym you said has the word f*** in it

and it's good to know that you censor "duh eff bawm". I'm on my work computer-- what's your excuse?

 

[WolfMage]

WTF - What the f*ck.
FTW - For the Win, or Fhut the Wuck.

Ehh, all I can think of, and seeing as I'm on probation, I don't think I could difine any others without getting b&. Oh, wait.

b& - banned.
v& - Vanned, which is short for Party Vanned, which is not something I'll be explaining this day.

 

[SteinFaust]

isn't party vanned when any federal organization raids your house for internet crimes such as piracy, terrorism, or CP?

 

[SteinFaust]

dl- download

 

[Lukeje]

QFT
/irony.

Explain yourself.

I was using an abbreviation to agree that I never use abbreviations. Hence 'irony'.

 

[NeedAUserName]

yea if you guys could censor the cursing it would help this not get locked.

idgaf- i dont give a F*
stfu- Shut the F* up
QFT- quit F*ing talking
imho- in my honest opinion
gtfo- get the F* out
runOpGTFO- run operation get the F* out ( as in i'm late for a meeting, i have to go--now.)

Its good to know that almost every acronym you said has the word f*** in it

and it's good to know that you censor "duh eff bawm". I'm on my work computer-- what's your excuse?

The guy who started the thread requesting it.