Presented to you by....well myself...an exclusive interview with Wilson!
: What's your dream weekend?
<%wilsonscrazybed>: A night on the beach with matt damon and a bottle of mad dog 2020
: Question 1: What's your favourite weapon?
<%wilsonscrazybed>: i prefer the head of an xbox fanboy still attatched to the spine as a sort of flail
: If you could be stuck on an Island with one person from the escapist who would it be?
<%wilsonscrazybed>: myself
: Why did you start coming to the Escapist?
<%wilsonscrazybed>: to dine on the flesh of the innocent?
: How many fingers am I holding up?
<%wilsonscrazybed>: none, you are a figment of my imagination.
: Am I a sexy figment of your imagination?
<%wilsonscrazybed>: my imagination is a dark dark place
: What are you getting for Christmas Wilson?
<%wilsonscrazybed>: Sevre90210, prose written by first year college students.
: Which moderator would you kill first?
<%wilsonscrazybed>: one noone cares about
: Varchld then.
* You were kicked from #escapist by Varchld (bye)
* Sevre90210 gives Varchld a cookie
: Fine. We'll use Ultrajoe
: Now if Var was stuck in a Saw like death trap, would you save him or a kitten who is stuck in a similar trap?
<%wilsonscrazybed>: that's a dumb question, everyone knows kittens are made from titanium
: Ok if Var was about to be eaten by an Australian Cthulhu but the season finale of House was on at the same time what would you do?
<%wilsonscrazybed>: trick question, Var IS australian cthulhu
: If Ultrajoe took over the world, would you buy an Xbox?
<%wilsonscrazybed>: another trick question, I already own an xbox
: What about one of those crappy new PSPs? What do you think of them?
: (not biased)
: PSP Gos?
: Go's*
: Yes, the slide-y ones
<%wilsonscrazybed>: Best handheld evar
: What's your favourite site on the internet apart from The Escapist?
<%wilsonscrazybed>: canadianmountiesex.com
: And finally, how would you re-decorate IRC?
<%wilsonscrazybed>: less people with numbers in their name
And that's the thread of the year. Thank you. Mortals....
Note: No Australians were harmed in the making of this, not even Varchld. Though we did try.
: What's your dream weekend?
<%wilsonscrazybed>: A night on the beach with matt damon and a bottle of mad dog 2020
: Question 1: What's your favourite weapon?
<%wilsonscrazybed>: i prefer the head of an xbox fanboy still attatched to the spine as a sort of flail
: If you could be stuck on an Island with one person from the escapist who would it be?
<%wilsonscrazybed>: myself
: Why did you start coming to the Escapist?
<%wilsonscrazybed>: to dine on the flesh of the innocent?
: How many fingers am I holding up?
<%wilsonscrazybed>: none, you are a figment of my imagination.
: Am I a sexy figment of your imagination?
<%wilsonscrazybed>: my imagination is a dark dark place
: What are you getting for Christmas Wilson?
<%wilsonscrazybed>: Sevre90210, prose written by first year college students.
: Which moderator would you kill first?
<%wilsonscrazybed>: one noone cares about
: Varchld then.
* You were kicked from #escapist by Varchld (bye)
* Sevre90210 gives Varchld a cookie
: Fine. We'll use Ultrajoe
: Now if Var was stuck in a Saw like death trap, would you save him or a kitten who is stuck in a similar trap?
<%wilsonscrazybed>: that's a dumb question, everyone knows kittens are made from titanium
: Ok if Var was about to be eaten by an Australian Cthulhu but the season finale of House was on at the same time what would you do?
<%wilsonscrazybed>: trick question, Var IS australian cthulhu
: If Ultrajoe took over the world, would you buy an Xbox?
<%wilsonscrazybed>: another trick question, I already own an xbox
: What about one of those crappy new PSPs? What do you think of them?
: (not biased)
: PSP Gos?
: Go's*
: Yes, the slide-y ones
<%wilsonscrazybed>: Best handheld evar
: What's your favourite site on the internet apart from The Escapist?
<%wilsonscrazybed>: canadianmountiesex.com
: And finally, how would you re-decorate IRC?
<%wilsonscrazybed>: less people with numbers in their name
And that's the thread of the year. Thank you. Mortals....
Note: No Australians were harmed in the making of this, not even Varchld. Though we did try.
