Introducing: me

[Jaranja]

Welcome.

Don't go in the basement...

No seriously, stay the fuck out of there.

What's this basement I keep hearing of?

I wouldn't dwell on the thought of the basement for too long, people have been driven crazy from fear of the basement.

Okaaay... I'mma leave you alone now.

*mutters to self for five minutes*

Anyway, I hope you enjoy your stay at the Escapist inn and please, do stay for a while!

 

[no oneder]

Hey there folks!
I don't like seafood.
I'm a cat person, although I owned dogs too.
I don't like sports.

I like you already...

Thank you! I liked being liked! You like me, so I like you. How do you like that?

 

[no oneder]

Welcome.

Don't go in the basement...

No seriously, stay the fuck out of there.

What's this basement I keep hearing of?

I wouldn't dwell on the thought of the basement for too long, people have been driven crazy from fear of the basement.

Okaaay... I'mma leave you alone now.

*mutters to self for five minutes*

Anyway, I hope you enjoy your stay at the Escapist inn and please, do stay for a while!

Ahhhhh! Let me out of hereee!!!

 

[Jaranja]

I'd like to welcome you as well to the Escapists. Cookies are on the table to the left. Don't take Hubilub's cookies, or he will give a thrashing 0.o lol

Thanks! The Escapists. Is that plural? Yum cookies. Who's Hubilub? Is he your God?

Hubilub's a great guy that hates people taking his cookies. Not much else I can say.

These cookies are hypothetical or am I actually going to get real world cookies?

It depends, he doesn't like you taking his metaphorical cookies... No one knows what happens if you take his real cookies. He'll probably just rip your arms off and beat you to death with them.

Or so the legend says.

 

[MKScorpion]

Welcome to the Escapist! Also, if a kid walks up to you and hands you a little doll, don't accept it! If you do, the Slender Man will haunt you until you give him $20.

 

[dylan99952]

Hi Kennedy. Im Dylan. I like when people are naked. It makes the world go round.

 

[Jaranja]

Welcome to the Escapist! Also, if a kid walks up to you and hands you a little doll, don't accept it! If you do, the Slender Man will haunt you until you give him $20.

I aint givin' no Slender Man no tree fiddy twenny dollars.

 

[Irradiated Tiger]

Welcome to the Escapist!
Don't feed the trolls and don't get conscripted for flame wars.

 

[Burningsok]

I'd like to welcome you as well to the Escapists. Cookies are on the table to the left. Don't take Hubilub's cookies, or he will give a thrashing 0.o lol

Thanks! The Escapists. Is that plural? Yum cookies. Who's Hubilub? Is he your God?

Hubilub's a great guy that hates people taking his cookies. Not much else I can say.

LOL in all seriousness he is a popular guy on this site including Furburt, Pimppeter2, and a few others that for some reason I can't think of at the moment.

 

[Jaranja]

I like when sexy people are naked.

Fix'd and I agree.

 

[runnernda]

Hey kid. Nice to see another lady on here (we're not the only two, but it's definitely a male-dominated place). What kind of video games are you into?

 

[Xyliss]

Helloo. Nice to meet you!

 

[dylan99952]

I like when people are naked.

Fix'd and I agree.

Ha, re-fixed

 

[FROGGEman2]

~snip~

Q-Q-Q-QUADRUPLE POST!

But seriously, use the edit button. You may also notice that... welcome threads aren't ideal, so try not to create/encourage them. *glares*

Regardless, welcome to The Escapist!

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Hey there folks!
I don't like seafood.
I'm a cat person, although I owned dogs too.
I don't like sports.

I like you already...

Thank you! I liked being liked! You like me, so I like you. How do you like that?

I like that, but at the same time I kinda dislike that. All this liking is reminding me of facebook, which I have a hard time liking.

 

[Jaranja]

I'm strange and make Jaranja feel uncomfortable by giving him images of fat naked people. I like when people are naked.

Fix'd and I agree.

Ha, re-fixed

Fix'd again.

 

[dylan99952]

I like when at least decent people are naked.

Fix'd and I agree.

Ha, re-fixed

Fix'd again.

I fixed it the best I could this time. compromise.

 

[no oneder]

Hey there folks!
I don't like seafood.
I'm a cat person, although I owned dogs too.
I don't like sports.

I like you already...

Thank you! I liked being liked! You like me, so I like you. How do you like that?

I like that, but at the same time I kinda dislike that. All this liking is reminding me of facebook, which I have a hard time liking.

So you don't like liking things? Yeah, this whole liking is likely overrated.

 

[Jaranja]

I like when at least decent people are naked.

Fix'd and I agree.

Ha, re-fixed

Fix'd again.

I fixed it the best I could this time. compromise.

And that's all I can ask for.



You bloody Communist.

>.>
<.<

 

[no oneder]

~snip~

Q-Q-Q-QUADRUPLE POST!

But seriously, use the edit button. You may also notice that... welcome threads aren't ideal, so try not to create/encourage them. *glares*

Regardless, welcome to The Escapist!

Yes. I've already was informed of that. Sorry. I didn't knew. Won't happen again.