Introducing the Google Image Search 2 Porn Game!

[Joe]

Intrepid ranter JR [http://razorwire.warcry.com/] was scouring Google Image Search today when he said to me, "Dude, never search for 'outside' with safe search turned off." From there, we had the conversation everyone's had since the internet and porn first got married: Is there a search term out there that won't turn up porn? I decided to find out. I hopped over to GIS, turn off safe search and typed in "lamp." I made it 46 pages. JR, convinced he could make it further, typed in "Pez" and made it 29 pages. And lo, a game was born.

Google Image Search 2 Porn, or GIS2P for short, is as simple as it is beautiful. To play, just type a word into GIS with safe search off, then go until you find porn. Don't include omitted results, and if you reach the end of the image line, the search is over.

Can you beat Joltin' Joe's record of 46 pages without seeing a pair of bare bosoms or people bumping uglies? Play GIS2P to find out!

Post the words you choose here, as well as your page results! You can leave the porn on Google; we'll take your word for it.

 

[Spinwhiz]

48 for torch! woohoo! Beat that!

 

[razor]

"nicotine", 14 pages. Damn fetishists.

 

[Melty Blood]

27 pages for "Europe"... maybe I'll try geography...

 

[Gigantor]

'Hardcore anal jizzfest'. Only one page. What a world we live in.

 

[Private Custard]

God - 47 pages (with ommited results included, just in case anything was hidden).

There was some kind of glowing phallus at around page 45, but it seemed to be a religious symbol!

Google also says this at the top of the last page - 'Results 967 - 987 of about 61,800,000 for God. (0.24 seconds)'

 

[Melty Blood]

Plutonic went up to 903 (46 pages) images then google decided that the rest of the images we're just similar. Does that mean I win or do I have to wade through the other 16000 images?

I though somewhere along the line there would have been some sort of ironic image, but there really is none.

 

[neems]

I got as far as page 30 with 'safe'. There must be something...

EDIT:

Ffs, I can't find a word that has more than 47 pages of images associated with it - forget porn free, just pages in general.

 

[Gauwin]

22 with "animal" there there was a porn picture involving a woman and multiple sandcrabs.

2 with "World of warcraft".

4 with "Kid"

1 Page with joe. A Naked fella. Frontside. ..Ill go wipe out my memory disk now.

i also tried G-MAN , because i thought there would be so much HL2 hits that i would be safe till page 40.

I soon regreted that in page 3.
Lets just say it involves a black man and a purple python.

 

[Yan-Yan]

Nerf had a close call at 4, which shocked me.
Then another relatively close call at 23.
And then nothing until 46, which was the end of the Nerf Pictures without doing duplicates.
No actual fornication or nudity though, weird. Maybe we should fix that...

 

[Eudaemonian]

"Purity" makes you 13 pages in till you find a japanese schoolgirl doing some decidedly impure things.

"DNA" has a close call with some big beefy guy on page 6, but nothing explicit... until one page later when you get gay porn. DNA? WTF? I was hoping I'd get to the point of some snarky comment about "swapping dna", but no... unrelated gay porn acronym or something. I didn't investigate further.

 

[Ros Lai]

Made it up to 13 with Stereo, and only 3 with sock.

 

[Melty Blood]

Made it up to 13 with Stereo, and only 3 with sock.

Typing in sock is like ASKING for porn.

 

[Crowbites]

Aww, bloody hell. Only got to 13 with Celery.

 

[Elurindel]

I tried "molybdenum", turned off safesearch, even checked with omitted images, and it goes to 50 pages before I get a message saying that my search didn't match any documents. Winner so far, I guess.

 

[Rjak]

I *never* turn on Safe Search.

A smattering of porn in every search makes my day more enjoyable.

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

Nine pages with Heath Ledger.

 

[eggdog14]

"Pokemón," 7 pages. *shudder*