Introducing the Google Image Search 2 Porn Game!

[PurpleRain]

'Hot steamy shower sex with anal penatration' - 45 pages before seeing a boob.

If you can't tell I didn't actually search that but I'm going out on a limb and guessing that that's how far you should get. I love this game. If you loose you get porn!

 

[sapient]

Mass Effect - Page 1. Yeah, couldn't help it.
CD - Page 5. Fuck, forgot about CDGirls. :<
Pi - Page 49 untill omitted results.

 

[nightmare_gorilla]

damn, i fold, 30 pages with "burger" till i was stopped by a naked fat chick with a projector covering her skin in burgers,

i have to admit i didn't expect to make it that far though, and now i am really freaking hungry.

 

[Lightbulb]

I decided to get meta. GIS for "google" returns 906 images, 51 pages until it's omitted duplicates.

Rats, i knew i should read the thread before i did that. I got to page 42 before i realised i might be wasting my time!

So i tried gogles, on purpose misspelt. Got ot 43 pages before i ran out...

A few close calls but no actual nudity or umm... fornication...

Pythagoras - 48 pages my best so far...

 

[Benny Blanco]

Jeepney- Page 1 has full frontal nudity
Flump- Page 3 had a pic of a scalextric track shaped like a cock and some guy sticking a flump up his arse
Aardvark- Safe as far as I can see, although I stopped looking at p.50 (some bikini shots on p.14, p.15, p.38 and a closeup of a pierced male nipple on p.36 but no proper pr0n)
Crack- p.1

 

[Knight Templar]

fortress, 3 oh god.....shruder

 

[Lance Icarus]

DeviantArt got to 4 pages before I hit a cow woman holding her "utters". Those guys are always good for the kinky stuff. I did find an awesome Metal Slug picture at the top of the third page though. That shall be my prize.

 

[devilondemand]

I've been playing this game for over a year now!! It's especially fun to do it at work for that extra element of risk. Granted, I didn't have a name for it...

I forget what the word i searched for that started me off on this, but i've had some fantastic ones. i find that these days, everything = porn in one way or another.

 

[Joe]

So far, The Irrelevant "Porn Teflon" Gamer is in the lead with 55 pages and the word "taxes." Can anyone beat that? Do we have our first GIS2P hall of famer?

 

[lepidus]

52 pages (ran out of images)... Clean bill of health for: "Vader".

The key is that it must be popular enough to have lots of photos, but geeky enough that the average person who would post those photos is slightly afraid of porn.

 

[The Potato Lord]

48 for Bacon!

 

[lepidus]

Ignore me

 

[SeniorDingDong]

Lets hit some innocent Nintendo names :

Princess Peach : Page 1 (nudity, drawn)
Bower : Page 3 (porn, drawn, black boxed part)
Zelda : Page 28 (nude normal women) - I am suprised, it came so late
Princess Zelda : Page 2 (nudity, drawn)
Link : Page 7 (out of context erotic)
Mida : Page 2 (nudity, rendered)
Yoshi : Page 2 (omfg you better dont try this one*, either the gimp on page 7 -_-)
Super Mario : Page 8 (omfg again)
Starfox : Page 1 (nudity, drawn)
Krystal : Page 1 (porn at its best, seems like a porn actress uses the same name ^^)
Tetris : Page 4 (Strip Tetris, damn it, humandkind is doomed)
Samus Aran : Page 1 (suprised?)
Charmanda : Page 1 (hentai*)
Charizard : Page 3 (gay yiff*)

* ok thats enough for me -_-

Bonus !!

Pope : Page 1 (montage bewteen Benedict XVI and George Bush)

Thats it, I am going to to cut now my interporn...

 

[SubtleMockery]

We got to 49 with "maps" but didn't check the omitted results.

 

[Frapple]

15 with purple, can just see round the front of a side boob.

 

[Piorn]

'computer'
48 Pages without porn^^

'firefox'
0 pages without porn -.-

 

[PIPboy]

lol didn't yahtzee introduce us to something like this... I forgot which review but in the credit, the joke he typed was 'Oh and never type in housewife in google image' or something to that degree lol

 

[PIPboy]

Pen - On page three there is a pretty disturbing image of some guy but some wouldn't classify that as scary enough lol
All clean up to 48...

 

[PIPboy]

Remote Control - Page two then all clear until page 11...