Invent a New Drink

[The Abemaster]

If you could invent your own drink what would you put in it, and what would you name it?

i would make Marshmallow Juice: made from Marshmallows, the mini kind cos there more fun.

 

[Labyrinth]

The perfect drink has already been made. It's known as a ristretto.

 

[Logan Westbrook]

If you could invent your own drink what would you put in it, and what would you name it?

i would make Marshmallow Juice: made from Marshmallows, the mini kind cos there more fun.

Marshmallow juice would just be a thick, sickly, viscous syrup. My stomach is turning just thinking about it.

You're going to have to get much more creative if you want this thread to live. I want cool names, fun sales pitches and mocked up ads/labels.

 

[The Abemaster]

yeah but what would you make as a new drink, it could be paper flavored milk for all i care...no! thats my idea

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

It's...EPIC JUICE!!!!!
Made from the tears of Bruce Lee and Ultrajoe combined with water from a spring from the top of mount Everest that was created by god out of his tears which he collected after he kicked out Adam and Eve, it's minty taste and ability to make you better than everything, yes I said everything (looks at two cans on head helmets) even those!!!

For the cheap price of your soul it will be delivered to your house in wrappers made from the talent of Andy Warhol and Martin Scorse.


Epic juice: For the man that wants to kill everything!

 

[Logan Westbrook]

yeah but what would you make as a new drink, it could be paper flavored milk for all i care...no! thats my idea

Must I do everything myself?

 

[The Abemaster]

Name: Mega Water
Ingredients: drops of fountain of youth and chuck norris sweat(next best to his tears, cos he doesn't cry).

has the power equivalent to 4 and a half red bulls.

 

[The Abemaster]

Must I do everything myself?

lol dude

 

[corporate_gamer]

brain juice... literally.

 

[Dommyboy]

Horse spirit juice. Your favorite horse starting to loose momentum? Is the other blokes horse faster than yours? Well show them you really appreciate them with the new Horse Bulky Booze. 90% alcohol and salt, guaranteed to give em a good run.
Want to send your old racing horse out peacefully? Why not give him some Horse Bulky Booze, less guilt in your mind, more grog in your horse.

Also for the true alcoholics out there:

 

[Zallest]

Jesus Juice made from freshly squeezed Jesus and the imagination of Michael Jackson.
A delicious, delicious way to save your soul (May cause minor case of pedophilia)

Portable Drink Hat Drink, The delicious taste of a Drink hat and the drinks in it now in a can. Drink your Drink hat drink with a drink hat to create loopholes in the space time continuum.

You Drink, made from freshly you. Grown from the best You farms in the country. Taste the deliciousness of yourself

Gay Fuel energy drink th-.... oh shit they already made that one

 

[The Abemaster]

Green Cow: gives you the ability to fly! under-water...

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

Green Cow: gives you the ability to fly! under-water...

brain juice... literally.

I think you need some of that...

 

[The Abemaster]

it could help...


(Oh and by the way , HARSH)

 

[AntiAntagonist]

Uhh I did make my own drink.

75% 7-UP or Sprite
25% Goldschlager

Diabetics need not apply.

I still don't have a name though...

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

Uhh I did make my own drink.

75% 7-UP or Sprite
25% Goldschlager

Diabetics need not apply.

I still don't have a name though...

Goldsprite?

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

This is a drink known as Aozu. It is evil.

Blue Hawaii Snow Cone Flavoring (1 1/2 tbs)
Soy Milk (100cc)
Lemon Juice (1 tbs)
Sour Plum (1 )
Flake Cheese (1 tsp)
Water (50 cc)

If anyone can place where this recipe came from, they get +5 Internets. Googling is cheating, and I will know.

/me narrows eyes.

 

[The Abemaster]

i dunno but it sounds like its from runescape...

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

God juice:

3 measures of freshly squeezed mystical deity
2 measures of his son
4 noodly appendages
2 pages of t he Bible

This drink will give you powers, it says so in the Bible (according to Creationists, they add a lot of stuff on to the Bible XP)

 

[tijuanatim]

Window To The Soul
A double shot of Jack Daniels whiskey spritzed with Windex.