Invent a Terrible Game

[SeriousSquirrel]

Quick Serve! The Fast Food Employee Game!

Time to climb to the top of the "Food Chain". Start your career as a poor patty flipper and rise all the way up to a position in Management! The latest game from Shitastic Studios takes complete advantage of the Wii's motion controls to give you the ultimate fast food experiance.



*Over Thirty Timed Minigames including modes like: Deep Fry, Cleaning Duty, and Shake-Blender!

*Choose from 3 different Career Modes

*Compete with your buddies in 4 player Co-op!

 

[HyperboleKitty]

Racing game.
1 family sedan to select.
1 race track
Nobody races you(because the code for racing competitors was never implemented)
the race track goes in a straight line with nothing but a flat, solid green color field for as far as the eye can see
there are no other textures.
there is no finish line
it has the worse possible DRM ever.
It cost $49.99 USD

 

[LightOfDarkness]

A long series of escort missions.

ALL OF THEM ARE THE OLD LADY FROM DEAD RISING 2. AND THIS TIME SHE'S AS FRAGILE AS WET PAPER. AND SHE ATTEMPTS TO STAY AS CLOSE AS POSSIBLE. AND YOU CAN ONLY ATTACK BY SPINNING ROUND AND ROUND WITH A KATANA.

 

[Racecarlock]

You sit in a box. That's it, you sit in a box. It's a cardboard box with one of those long oval holes in it. You watch events in the warehouse happen from inside the box, and you do have control of the camera. It has the best graphics and physics, but you can't get out of the box, just look around the box and out of the hole. The game never ends.

 

[MostlyHarmless]

You play as a space pirate, longing for adventure. You go in search of the treasure of a space pirate. When you find this treasure, it's season 2 of Firefly. But all the discs are broken...

 

[darkfire613]

The game is an attempt to blend every genre into a single game, and every 60 seconds it randomly reassigns the functions of all the buttons on the controller. One moment you're engaged in a quick-time event trying to kill a boss a la God of War, then the next you're in Gears of War mashing buttons because A is now left trigger and the thumb sticks have been swapped and their controls inverted.

 

[demoman_chaos]

Simple, a dry FPS with no story and only 3 types of enemies. I'd make the shooting worthless by making bitchslapping with the gun far more effective than the actual bullets. Random 1-shot kills and infinitly spawning enemies are a must. The enemy gets awesome weapons you can't use, you only get the clubs that can shoot stuff. Multiplayer would have to be terribly unbalanced, 1 weapon rules all and there will only be 1 spawned at a time on every map. The texture maps would be made via Windows 95 MS Paint (the one with a limited selection of very ugly colors).
Level 1 would be awesome, just to sucker idiots in and give something good to use as advertising. The rest would be chicken testicles (not to be confused with rooster balls).

 

[badgersprite]

Don't Press The Buttons!

A multi-platform game where, the second you press a button, you die and have to start over again. This includes trying to access the menu and settings for things like volume or brightness.

 

[fozzy360]

I once had an idea for Walking: The Game. All you do is walk around a large, open city. No driving, no biking, no sprinting or running. You simply walk joyfully to and fro. Objectives? What objectives? This is Walking: The Game, not Walk and Do Objectives: The Game. Can you imagine it? A game where you simply walk? It takes you an hour to go from one end of the city to the other. You can't interact with anything. You. Simply. Walk.

We then sell it for $60. $90 dollars for the collect's edition that comes with an official Walking: The Game pedometer and the official soundtrack, which is composed by Moby.

 

[darkfire613]

The game is an attempt to blend every genre into a single game, and every 60 seconds it randomly reassigns the functions of all the buttons on the controller. One moment you're engaged in a quick-time event trying to kill a boss a la God of War, then the next you're in Gears of War mashing buttons because A is now left trigger and the thumb sticks have been swapped and their controls inverted.

All while you're taking turns picking spells to shoot at eachother and ordering your little armies around to blow up eachother's buildings before lap five ends and the planet explodes?

Yes, but if you're not careful, your meal in the oven will burn and you'll have to start the whole thing over while making sure your crops are harvested. Yes, Farmville and Cooking Mama get tossed in there as well.

 

[Jonny1188]

A Sonic game featuring only support characters introduced after 1994.

 

[Funk Engine]

A game with a script written by a turtle with a concussion about a big grizzled veteran trying to rescue his completely unlikeable wife from aliens who hate humanity for an arbitrary reason, like humans eating their last slice of space-pie. The player moves the protagonist, Scarface McGrowlypants, through an innovative and revolutionary control scheme that makes no sense at all to anyone whose brain functions normally, and must pilot our angry hero through tight, linear, undecorated corridors for about half an hour before shooting an alien that looks like Cthulu meets Cookie Monster about 5 times. The game is won. Congratulations.

 

[FalloutJack]

Zero Punctuation: The Game.

This would actually be a money-making scheme in which there is no actual REAL game, except pressing start and suddenly getting uber-reamed by Yahtzee. Then, it dawns on you. In his world, GAME REVIEWS YOU! You're being critiqued for how easily you were fooled into buying a game that was designed to ridicule you.

 

[Deguasser]

Super Busy Hospital​

You are a doctor who works at a hospital that takes care of video game characters who have been hurt, severely beaten, or killed in humiliating ways. Your job is to save who you can, if you can. Your the people responsible for getting people back into games after respawns. You must treat the tea bagged, the noob tubed, the suicidal idiots, etc.

Each victim will have a dick like personality save for the occasional nice guy who will die on you. The game uses motion controls (take your pic from which ever console) and is a bit like Trauma Center except you have people yelling at you and almost everything and everyone seems to be trying to break your concentration by either pushing or accidents.

There is no end to the game. It just keeps going and going until you can't bear the many lives you know you can't save. You will live with the guilt of not being able to save anyone and the last level is taking a scalpel to your wrist and committing suicide.


Meh, I'm not so sure it's that bad of a game, but I just trailed off somewhere along the lines.

Good job, dimitri martin.

 

[MNRA]

The game is an attempt to blend every genre into a single game, and every 60 seconds it randomly reassigns the functions of all the buttons on the controller. One moment you're engaged in a quick-time event trying to kill a boss a la God of War, then the next you're in Gears of War mashing buttons because A is now left trigger and the thumb sticks have been swapped and their controls inverted.

Try googling ROM-check-fail. I think the game might suit you

 

[Sinspiration]

I have an idea! It's a first person shooter, released for the third generation console and it shall be the same game that was created several dozen times before, it will be populated by fanboys, under-aged kids and glitchers out the wazoo as well as people who play it so much they may as well give up on life, and we shall call it Call-oh wait.. it already got made..

False alarm

 

[Madara XIII]

The Anal retentive, knee jerking, Mothers Approved Version Of Mortal Kombat.....

I can see it now...

Round 1!!! Settle your differences in an calm and reasonable fashion!
Round 2!!! Make up

FINISH HIM!!! DA NA NAA!

FRIENDSHIP!!!!!......All of the time

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