Invent your own word!

[Sewblon]

Xycromoncichsicysm. Used to describe when a person empathizes with someone who is incapable of empathy.

 

[Kpt._Rob]

Redacted. The world isn't ready for the truth.

 

[ghostsprite9]

i dont no if it is a word but

ireadable- not able to read it

 

[Kpt._Rob]

i dont no if it is a word but

ireadable- not able to read it

Well, to the best of my knowledge, "ireadable" isn't a word; but "unreadable" may have beaten you to the punch for the definition.

 

[C4azyMik3]

kickasium - the single element that is the difference between gamers and other people

 

[Nickflip]

Kwijibo-a cheap way to win at Scrabble
An internet cookie to whoever gets the reference

Simpsons.

And my word is Synt.
Synt being the state that a computer or elestric device is in when it shits itself and stops working.

 

[antipunt]

threve

a combination of three and five
...
simply stunning

 

[Captain Pancake]

Name of your idol-ism

See "Mercerism" from Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

Ah, now there's a good book...

it's a shame the author died before the film premiered.

But back to the topic...

Frumptigeist: when you can't understand the lyrics of a song, and just make up your own.

 

[UnwishedGunz]

Dog - Means cat

~Gunndam

 

[PureChaos]

Kwijibo-a cheap way to win at Scrabble
An internet cookie to whoever gets the reference

Simpsons.

yeah; big, dumb, North American ape. though i thought is was kwyjibo

 

[ace_of_something]

Kwijibo-a cheap way to win at Scrabble
An internet cookie to whoever gets the reference

that would be the first non-christmas/short episode of the Simpsons
edit: i see i've been ninja'd

Botard - an idiot who has no excuse for being mentally difficent. Such as
"So Steven pulled a botarded move he got caught having sex in his backseat by his mom, because he was still in the garage. Turns out he didn't want to park somewhere and do it cause he was a afraid to get caught by the police or something. What a botard"

 

[Emperor Inferno]

slockophone - it is an instrument like a cross between a violin and a xylophone.

 

[CoziestPigeon]

threve

a combination of three and five
...
simply stunning

Four?

 

[DrDeath3191]

Ekkilontuhaglothopaly : Monopolizing all markets upon a planet.

 

[Mayonegg]

Kwijibo-a cheap way to win at Scrabble
An internet cookie to whoever gets the reference

The Simpsons
Although isn't a big dumb bald north american ape or something?

I also second the suffixes of -age -ness -able can make normal words sounds awesome.

Poundage (sometimes called coinage) monetary change from larger notes.

 

[solidstatemind]

asstacular: (adj.) a state of being so incredibly bad, it causes awe.
Shapoopi: an interjection, much like 'Damn!' (credit goes to <url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SATuCPVO8x4&NR=1>Vern Fonk for that one)

(EDIT: and yes, that is an actual commercial from Seattle)

 

[Emperor Inferno]

there's already a word shapoopi. Remember on Family Guy when Peter was in the New England Patriots?

"Shapoopi, shapoopi. The girl who's hard to get! Shapoopi, shapoopi. But, you can get her yet!"

and yes, it's spelled the same way and everything.